Being jokes
Would an orphan's family photo be considered a selfie?
If a cat hits you with her tail, is it considered being pussy whipped?
If Adolf starred in the Room, his most iconic line would be “I did not Hitler! I did not!”
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They'll just arrest the bulb for being broke and beat the room for being dark.
One day, little Johnny and little Susan were in bible class. Little Susan had been tired that day, so she kept falling asleep. The teacher said to little Susan, "Who is our Lord and Savior?" Little Johnny poked her in the butt with a push pin, and she yelled, "Jesus Christ!" The teacher goes, "That's right, go back to bed." Then, the next thing the teacher asked was, "Who gave up their son for our sins?" Little Johnny poked her again, and she yelled, "God Almighty!" The teacher says, "That's right, go back to bed." The next question the teacher asked was, "What did Adam say to Eve after their 13th child?" Little Johnny poked her in the butt again. She yelled, "If you stick that thing in me again, I am going to break it in half and shove it up your own ass and see how you like it!"
Two Twin Towers topple to terrorists terrorizing twenty to-be-doomed trip takers.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
If you were a vegetable, you would be a cute-cumber.
Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours.
Set him on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they won't find anybody to call "daddy."
Abortion is wrong because God wanted the baby to be alive.
Miscarriages are okay because God did not want the baby to be alive.
Why do orphans want to be gay?
So they have someone to call "Daddy."
My elderly relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying, “You’ll be next!”
They soon stopped though, once I started doing the same to them at funerals.
If per capita is an issue, decapita can be arranged.
When I was a little boy, I had this dream. I was eating a giant marshmallow.
When I woke, I was being sexually abused.
You have an entire life being an idiot, why not take a day off?
What is the best thing about being an orphan?
All bags of chips are family-sized!
Roblox Talent Shows be like:
Host: Next Up is Bob!
Bob: Hi! I'll be singing Pian-
*Buzzing Noises*
Judges: You suck!
Bob: I'm reporting!
*Bob get's kicked from the server*
You are all going to be pun-ished!
Joke: Genders are much like the twin towers. They used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.