Being jokes
Warner Brothers have made a new Superman movie with Superman being black.
This new Superman's nickname is the "Man of Steel" but it's spelled s-t-e-a-l.
Joke: Genders are much like the twin towers. They used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.
What would Donald Trump be if he was Black?
Shot in the head.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they won't find anybody to call "daddy."
My elderly relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying, “You’ll be next!”
They soon stopped though, once I started doing the same to them at funerals.
When I was a little boy, I had this dream. I was eating a giant marshmallow.
When I woke, I was being sexually abused.
Abortion is wrong because God wanted the baby to be alive.
Miscarriages are okay because God did not want the baby to be alive.
If you were a vegetable, you would be a cute-cumber.
If per capita is an issue, decapita can be arranged.
Two Twin Towers topple to terrorists terrorizing twenty to-be-doomed trip takers.
Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours.
Set him on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why do orphans want to be gay?
So they have someone to call "Daddy."
Roblox Talent Shows be like:
Host: Next Up is Bob!
Bob: Hi! I'll be singing Pian-
*Buzzing Noises*
Judges: You suck!
Bob: I'm reporting!
*Bob get's kicked from the server*
What is the best thing about being an orphan?
All bags of chips are family-sized!
You have an entire life being an idiot, why not take a day off?
We are always joking around about being adopted, when really we are still living in the orphanage.
You are all going to be pun-ished!
McDonald's was originally called "Mac and Dick," so, if you think about it, you could be enjoying a Big Dick instead of a Big Mac.
I stepped on a cornflake. They accused me of being a serial killer.