Being jokes
Tyler M is not to be sitting in the chair he is right now.
Roses are red, your mother has said, "Come back again, and you'll be dead!"
Yo mama so fat that she should be worried for her health and go see a doctor.
Want to hear an abortion joke, or any joke for that matter? You have that option, and you can thank your mother for that.
But that's a question that will never be heard by an aborted unborn baby, whose only option was death. And that's no joke.
Your mom is so fat she won't be in a coffin when she dies. She won't fit in it.
me now & go look at one of my first posts on here
When Caesar’s wife told him she dreamed he should beware the Ides of March, he scoffed and said, “What? It’s not like I’m gonna be stabbed 23 times by my best buddies!”
If I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn because they are Beautiful, Majestic, Sparkly, Bright, Gods. They create Joy and Happiness everywhere they go.
Unicorns made my life better when I got to know them more. ^-^ They filled my life with more Happiness. I believe in the Unicorns, and they'll believe in me. I am not a Unicorn, although I am the Princess of the Unicorn Land, but if I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn! :P
"BlessedBrian must be a bank loan... because he has NO INTEREST."
If BLESSEDBRIAN were any more inbred, he’d be a SANDWICH.
Would it be wrong of me to yell “Jenga!” or “Timber!” while my class is watching a 9/11 documentary?
"Oh, you’re still talking? I thought background noise was supposed to fade out after a while. Must be tough waking up every day knowing your personality was a failed experiment."
I just got my doctor's test results and I'm really upset about it. Turns out, I'm not gonna be a doctor.
We say “Father, I have sinned,” because it would be weird if we said, “Daddy, I have sinned,” right?
“Forgive me, Daddy, for my transgressions!” We say the “Our Father,” not the “Our Daddy.”
If Slade were any more SENILE, he’d be pH 7.
If someone made a comedy routine about Terri Schiavo, would that be considered roasting a vegetable?
Why couldn't the booty be a conductor?
It couldn't stay on track.
Why couldn’t the booty be on social media?
It had too many FOLLOWERS behind it.
If you've spent less time inside your mother than your father has, you just might be from Alabama!
If Slade were a vegetable, he’d be a BRUSSELS SPROUT... small, bitter, and NOBODY wants him at the table.
My hairline may be straight, but I’m not.