Being jokes
There's an outbreak of foot and mouth disease, it can affect pigs and cows.
I hope my teacher will be ok.
The earth used to be flat until your mama was buried.
Why can't all guys be more like Kenny? He doesn't get all upset when his mom isn't in the mood.
Q: Why is it good being an orphan?
A: Because the family sized bag is all there's.
So, I remember growing my own peanuts really well. There's one that's larger than the others. I can't keep my eye off of it.
I'm scared that it moves at night.
I'm being serious. I literally can't keep my eye off it.
My wife accused me of being a cross-dresser, so I packed up her clothes and left.
You know what is the worst mistake every human being made?
Answer: Living.
Alright, so I have a few orphan jokes. I'm gonna put them all in one message.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Parent signature: ______
New teacher: I used to be an orphan as a kid. Students: hahaha Teacher: Is anyone missing? Students: No one, just your parents.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They kept calling everyone "daddy."
Why do orphans have the iPhoneX? Because it has no home button.
What do you call a mouse that doesn't like being known about?
Anonymouse.
A cocksucker is still a cocksucker if a cocksucker only sucks for moral, religious, or health reasons, and a vegetarian who doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons can still be a cocksucker, so how can a cocksucker be a vegetarian for moral, religious, or health reasons?
"Dog the dog" and Maggie were frightened of her, and the kangaroo said that she had to be in a hospital with a doctor. Jokes and Maggie were walking. I was going to go off the road to the city hall to see her, and I said that the only one-piece dress for women readymade RB collection, as he was walking in the city, and Maggie was a little bit more on the side of it.
Your entire family tree must be a cactus, because everyone in your family is such a prick.
What would be Joe Biden's name if he was an orphan? "Joe."
Your mother is such a slut, she should be in the NFL hall of fame for the greatest wide receiver!
Bo: Hey kids, I am so sad that you won’t exercise and give me Bo power, so I am just going to be an orphan.
Kids changing the channel to Annie.
Annie: Tomorrow, tomorrow, only a day away.
TV changing the channel back to Bo On The Go.
Dezzy: WAAAAAAAAAA, I can’t find Bo!
I can tell a joke :)
Twinkle, twinkle, there's a car Coming like a shooting star. I will stand in the way. I will not be seen again. Are you happy I am dead? Now you made it to the end.
I will make a funny joke if you let me be your boyfriend. I'm 19 and I am Russian.
Bertold Brecht & Tork Poettschke visit the places of their youth together. One says to the other: "Here used to be the Phoenix Lake. Where did he go?" "That was probably a pirate ..."
Yo mama so fat, when she went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."
Stop joking about suicide, it's not funny. You people must be so ignorant to be able to joke about such serious issues that you clearly are uneducated on.