Being jokes
Why can orphans just be gay?
Cause they want to call somebody "daddy."
My friend who is in a wheelchair told me a joke, and I burst out laughing. I told him he should be a stand-up comedian.
Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be water melon.
A dad and son walk into a strip club. The people in the strip club said he was too young to be in here, so they had to leave. Ten years later, they went back there. They saw a small dancer. The father walked over there and said the woman looked too small to be in here. Her reply was... "I wasn't dancing ten years ago."
Yo hairline be doing the cha-cha slide.
Girls be like
Ok guys, I think we should stop being mean. That will tell their grandparents.
A 17 year old pregnant Juanita flew all the way to NY from TX to get an abortion. Initially, she was denied the procedure because she wasn't COVID boosted, but after she explained the father was religious and wanted to be involved, they quickly resolved the threat.
Why does an orphan want to be a prostitute?
Because they want to call someone "daddy."
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
People tell me to be nice to orphans, so I say, "What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
I want to be loved.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
They aren't wanted...
I want to be like pizza so I can get cut into 8 pieces.
Why do orphans want to be criminals? Because they want to feel what it’s like to be wanted.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
Why did a girl like bananas?
Because one day she might need to be ready.
What would a heterosexual woman that is a whore do for $500.00 that a gay man would be willing to do for free for a heterosexual man at a glory hole?
Suck his big cock.
Putin be like that boat is now a submarine!
What's the difference between being gay and straight? Well, it is the hole.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."