Being jokes
Do you know what is good about being an orphan?
Every candy bar is family sized.
🎵Penaldo Thrills🎵
C’mon c’mon turn the VAR on.
It's Penalty time and it won't be long.
Gotta dive and cry some more.
It's Penalty time and it won't be long.
‘Til I Hit the floor and dive alot.
Cry some more and dive alot. That all I need, because I got u my love, Penalty.
If I had a dime for every time someone has told me to kill myself, I'd be a millionaire.
Why do orphans sit in apple trees?
They wait to be picked.
My dad may be working, but the coping mechanisms sure aren't!
Boys Experiments be like:
Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth?"
Girl, scan the code on your wrist.
I will be back, I'm gonna get milk...
Me:...
What's worse, being loved or hated? 'Cause when you're loved you could be left alone or be betrayed, but when you're hated no one's there to leave you. What do you think?
Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets.
This being the case, he ought to produce, direct, and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad!” 👌 😉
Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light!" she blocked the sun. Now we call her the moon.
Hello Watersharky, I am Koge.
I see your songs and want to be your agent. Please write back about this offer. Thank you.
The CCP should be pleased. COVID is the longest thing to have ever been made in China.
Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because if one of them gets shot, they will all be featured on the news.
Why did the orphan become a criminal?
Because he wanted to actually be wanted.
What do 7 year old girls want?
To be ate!
Kids when they meet a kid out of home alone be like: “At least your mom came back!”
You're at a funeral. Your mum says be quiet, so you snigger at the body and say, "Bye forever, bitch."
Imagine being expelled from school for bringing a weapon to school.
Why can't orphans play football?
Because they can't be on the home team.
Gen Z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.