Newest Behavior Jokes - Page 3

Why do horses 🐴 eat with their mouth open?

Because they have bad stable manners.

Why can't all guys be more like Kenny? He doesn't get all upset when his mom isn't in the mood.

Mother, “Johnny, if you keep being this naughty, you’ll get kids who will be very naughty to you!” Johnny, “Oh mom, you just betrayed yourself there, didn’t you?” Source: http://jokesfan.com/little-johnny-jokes.html

Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?" Man: "Yes!" Reporter: "Name?" Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim." Reporter: "Sex?" Man: "Three to five times a week." Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?" Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel." Reporter: "Holy cow!" Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general." Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?" Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style." Reporter: "Oh dear!" Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."

Why do pedophiles go to a nursery? Early access

What’s the definition of a pedophile Tyler

Symptoms of Schizophrenia The symptoms of this condition are fairly easy to recognize, because they stand out so distinctly from a person’s usual behavior. In order for a diagnosis to be made, the person must suffer from two more of the following for at least one month:

Delusions Hallucinations

People say dogs are like their owners. So true. My dog keeps on running into the street as if she doesn't care about her life. I don't care about her life either hahahaha!!;)

It doesn’t make much sense why autistic kids run down the hall screaming racecar noises. I mean, they aren’t in wheelchairs so I don’t know why they do it

What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers

Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!

Bosses are like seagulls. They fly in, make a lot of noise, crap all over everything, then fly out.

you can tell a lot about a woman’s mood just by her hands. For example, if she's holding a gun, she’s probably angry.

there's two types of emo people

1. people that cut side to side

2. and people that cut up and down

the most efficient is up and down

im autisisc

What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist?

The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.

What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend? He wipes his ass.

A mother and her 7 year old child are walking in the grocery story. The young boy then screams to a random woman “ your an ugly bitch”. The mother grabs her son, and says “ I’m so sorry, I must have told him a thousand of times to not judge people on how they look.