Behavior jokes
A guy on a bus saw a beautiful girl. He asked for her number, and of course, she said no. He asked the bus driver for advice, and he said, "That girl goes to the cemetery to pray every day at 10 p.m. and look for a statue of an angel." So he dresses up as God, goes to the grave, and she sees him. She says, "Oh, Lord, end my misery! Kill me now!" And he said, "Only if you do something for me first." She replied, "What is it, oh mighty Lord?" He said, "Have sex with me." She agreed. They had sex, and when she was done sucking his dick, he said, "I have something to tell you." He took off his costume and said, "I'm the guy from the bus." And she took off her costume: "I'm the bus driver."
(Does anyone remember this? It's an old joke someone made, or does no one remember this? I didn't make this, but it went smth like this)
Say "urine egger" five times fast.
Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face.
For instance, when you push them down the stairs.
Why did the booty break up with the fart?
It was just too much GASLIGHTING.
What do you call a smart booty?
A wise-crack!
Why'd Biden get fired from the supermarket?
He kept telling little kids they smell like freshly baked bread.
I call my penis the truth because the truth always comes out of children’s mouths.
How do you make an ass laugh?
Crack a CHEEKY JOKE.
My son caught me masturbating the other day and was like, "Dad, what are you doing?" I said, "Don't worry, you'll be doing it soon." He said, "Why is that?" I told him, "My arm is getting tired."
What’s the difference between how you watch porn and I watch porn?
The windows we watch through.
The fact I couldn't hear the announcements at my school because the boys in my advisory are clapping with no hands should be a joke just in itself. They were making sexual faces as well, oh, and don't forget the moaning they do.
"Sigma" - By every boy in my class.
I'm what they call a ✨️askhole✨️.
A person who will consistently ask for your advice and wisdom, but then proceed to do the exact opposite of what you say.
Some people are such "treasures" that you just want to bury them.
How many Daveons does it take to change a lightbulb? None, he prefers to stay in the dark.
What's the difference between a rapist's mouth and a sewer?
Nothing, they both spout shit.
"BlessedBrian must be a SMOKE DETECTOR... because he never fails to kill the vibe."
What's the difference between your dad and grocery shopping?
He didn't come back with the milk.
BlessedBrian is always stupid, but he’s been making a SPECIAL EFFORT recently.
Why is a rap boat like a dog?
They both get off sniffing assholes.