What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
He wipes his ass.
A mother and her 7 year old child are walking in the grocery story. The young boy then screams to a random woman “ your an ugly bitch”. The mother grabs her son, and says “ I’m so sorry, I must have told him a thousand of times to not judge people on how they look.
Why do priests appreciate educated children?
They don't spit.
So we were working with a new client at work, and my boss farts. He said, "A little gas never killed anyone."
This is mean af yall need to stop this like wtf what would happen if u all grew up and u was like this like dam
Why did the downs kid get expelled? He was always tardy
How do you punish Stevie wonder for bad behavior? You move all of the furniture around
What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
My wife told me I was immature. I just told her to get out of my pillow fort.
If I were addicted to masturbation, and then became addicted to sex, would it be safe to say that my addiction got out of hand?
