Did you know emo kids are the highest jumpers in the world? Some are still up there!
Go up to someone and say, "I'm sorry for your loss," and see what they do.
Stupid Mary Jane was swinging on the swing.
Her momma said, "Stupid Mary Jane, don't swing so high, the boys will see your underwear!"
Stupid Mary Jane laughed and laughed. She knew she wasn't wearing no underwear.
If I'm ugly, why do you always look at me when I come in the door?
I will be back, I'm gonna get milk...
Me:...
When you are sitting outside at school and this boy comes up to you with a rock in his hand and says, "Do you know where Mrs. Stewart is at?"
Why is Lucas so weird? I don't know, you tell me.
You're the type of person to wash your hands after a shower.
I have trash so I throw it at my sister and say that she is a trash can.
You never think of how people will react to an event. My friend gets discounts at any store he goes to.
What's the worst thing that can happen to schools?
Quiet kids.
Yo mama so stupid that she farted on yo face for no reason.
Have you ever tried anal bleaching?
It really helps assholes lighten up.
Bullying orphans is like bullying the homeless kid; both cry when you make fun of their parents.
What does every arsehole and Tory have in common?
They all produce horrible shit.
What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?
"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."
So, I met Michael Jackson before he died. He dragged me to his bed.
If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?
I am a good role model, because you look up to me. Deez nuts!
Bully 1 to Bully 2: You're ugly.
Bully 2: Look in a mirror.
Bully 1: Just because it worked for you doesn't mean it will work for everyone else.
