My girl is so cute when she sleeps. I watch her all the time... Tomorrow I might say hi to her for the first time.
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?" Man: "Yes!" Reporter: "Name?" Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim." Reporter: "Sex?" Man: "Three to five times a week." Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?" Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel." Reporter: "Holy cow!" Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general." Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?" Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style." Reporter: "Oh dear!" Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."
Why do pedophiles go to a nursery?
Early access.
What's the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
What’s the definition of a pedophile Tyler
Symptoms of Schizophrenia The symptoms of this condition are fairly easy to recognize, because they stand out so distinctly from a person’s usual behavior. In order for a diagnosis to be made, the person must suffer from two more of the following for at least one month:
Delusions Hallucination
Symptoms of Schizophrenia The symptoms of this condition are fairly easy to recognize, because they stand out so distinctly from a person’s usual behavior. In order for a diagnosis to be made, the person must suffer from two more of the following for at least one month:
Delusions Hallucinations
My family is like a cactus; a bunch of pricks.
People say dogs are like their owners. So true. My dog keeps on running into the street as if she doesn't care about her life. I don't care about her life either hahahaha!!;)
It doesn’t make much sense why autistic kids run down the hall screaming racecar noises. I mean, they aren’t in wheelchairs so I don’t know why they do it
What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
Bosses are like seagulls. They fly in, make a lot of noise, crap all over everything, then fly out.
You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. For example, if she's holding a gun, she's probably angry.
What do you call an annoying emo kid? A nuisance.
What do you call a stalker stalking himself? A narcissist.
there's two types of emo people
1. people that cut side to side
2. and people that cut up and down
the most efficient is up and down
im autisisc
What's the difference between a mosquito and a blonde? The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist?
The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
