Behavior jokes
Autistic kids are like cats. Prove me wrong.
If you’re ever bored, then go outside and punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell, their parents?
Your mama is so stupid she stayed up all night so she can get some sleep.
I'm what they call a ✨️askhole✨️.
A person who will consistently ask for your advice and wisdom, but then proceed to do the exact opposite of what you say.
Roses are red, I like girls from the South, a 425-pound teacher gets suspended after sitting on a kid's head and farting in his mouth.
What falls quicker off a tree? The leaf or the emo?
The leaf, because the emo is stopped by the rope.
When you tell your friend he’s a simp and isn’t offended, say it stands for sucking intensely at monkeys' penises.
As a fellow emo, I find these very rude and disrespectful. Please take off, or I'll tell Mom.
Also, if anyone knows any high bridges nearby, please tell me (I'm asking for a friend).
P.S. I have no friends.
That awkward moment when you're checking yourself out in the window of a car and you realize there's somebody inside.
Sat at a busy intersection with a slice of bread, waiting for a traffic jam.
Cut a hole in the rug so he could see a dirty floor show.
He took hay to bed to feed his nightmare.
Took a tape measure to bed to see how long he slept.
Put his nose out the window so the wind will blow it.
Died with his boots on because he didn't want to hurt his toes when he kicked the bucket.
How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw spoons at her.
I bully orphans. What are they gonna do? Cry to their parents?
Depression jokes are wrong, stop making them; they're cruel and nasty. So stop; people are feeling like they're hated when they read your orphan jokes or depression jokes, so PLEASE stop.
How many Daveons does it take to change a lightbulb? None, he prefers to stay in the dark.
Yesterday I wanted to look up the term "procrastination".
I swear, I'll do it tomorrow.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Your mama is so stupid, Patrick Starr ran away because he thought she might be contagious.
Bully: *Bullies kid*
Orphan: Stop!! *Cries*
Bully: What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?? XD
Orphan: :/
Little Johnny fucked a girl, ran away, fucked another, ran, went to the strip club, got a private dance, he has sex with them, fucking ran, yelled to some random bitch ass guy, "Fuck him, he's a bitch." He bends down, they have sex on the street, they go home, have sex, little Johnny wakes up, questions himself, fucking does it again. He goes to the strip club, fucks some more people, when he is drunk, questions himself some more, then tries phone sex, but his dick is too small.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they are all crying in a dark corner.