What screams I’m insecure?
For all the online haters on me, comment here, be honest.
Walk into the club like, "Wow, I got a big penis!"
I was checking my shoe in my dad's wallet, and he slapped me. What exactly did I do to warrant the slap?
I'm Alya. I'm a dumb whore who ruins people's fun on this sight made for jokes with categories for orphan jokes, but I like ruining people's fun.
Gwen, you need to shut up, for once!
Why did the orphan get sent to the principal's office?
Because he punched dumbos like you people!
I saw my sister sucking a big toe.
Why do risky people have cats?
So they have 10 lives with them.
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
I saw a fat woman at the bus stop today, so I asked her, "When's it due?"
She replied, "I'm not fucking pregnant, you rude prick!"
I said, "I meant the bus, you fat cunt!"
Your momma is so stupid, she farted and turned the radio on to cover up the smell.
"Did you hear about the flasher who exposed himself to two elderly ladies in Central Park? One had a stroke. The other couldn’t quite reach."
I told my dad that I wanted to go to a college with a 100% acceptance rate and a 50% graduation rate, and he said, "Your mom doesn't count as a college!"
My boss told me I have a preoccupation with vengeance... We'll see about that!
Why'd Biden get fired from the supermarket?
He kept telling little kids they smell like freshly baked bread.
Confucius say, "Man who sit in church and fart must sit in pew."
We don't have school shooters; we have special ed breeches.
Why did the dog walk out at night?
To scare his people!
Ugh... I hate Anons so much, they're annoying as fuck.
