Behavior jokes
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Slap it on the arse and tell it to keep going!
A guy cut me in the lunch line. After that, a rock was thrown at him by my friend.
People say dogs are like their owners. So true. My dog keeps on running into the street as if she doesn't care about her life.
I don't care about her life either hahahaha!! :)
What do you call milk that gets everything she wants?
Spoiled milk.
If possible, I refrain from brunching celebrities. My path is smooth. The table receives the branching.
When I arrived at my friend's house and, after a long time, I was given permission to pick from the branches and graze the dog, I agreed. Then the work begins. "No, no money," I replied, "that's why I'm a burden to the world that hurts me."
And when I told them, they told me and said they were there. If I had a job, I would be fired on the first day for bad behavior. The best solution is to avoid this situation.
Sister: You're so stupid.
Me: Calling me stupid doesn't make you any smarter!
What's the difference between a homo and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out.
Your mama has slept with so many guys, she's starting to look like one.
RIP K.
When they have a party, they're racist. When they hang out with Ys, they're mean.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was running from you, hehe.
If you are going to bully anyone, then bully an orphan, because what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Video games don't make people violent, lag does.
Yo mama so stupid, when I said, "Go deep," she dug a hole in the field.
Me: *finds out my dad's an orphan*
No one:
Literally no one:
Me: Time to make his life hell.😈
What do you call a swearing piece of shit?
Cus-turd.
What the fuck is wrong with people?
Why do people call priests "Father"?
Because it’s too suspicious to call them "Daddy."
I either added you because we have shit tons of mutuals, or 'cause I'd let you spit alcohol in my mouth.
I'll let you decide.
If you’re bored, go punch an orphan. What are the parents gonna do?
Really Karen?