Behavior jokes
Jacob likes fucking me and my mom.
If you are going to bully anyone, then bully an orphan, because what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why do dads take time to get?
Milk?
Normal Kids: Today is a lovely day.
Emo kids: Here lies Chris, he shot himself!
Me running from the table where the Emos sit with a Happy Meal.
If you were to drop an emo and a leaf off a tree, who would hit the ground first?
The leaf, because the emo is always hanging.
One day this kid says to his dad, "Dad, they bully me at school."
His dad asks why, and the kid says, "They bully me because I got no hands."
Then his dad says, "Who would do such a thing like that? I want to know who they are. Point at them!"
Some of you need to go to church. I don't want you in hell with me.
There's two reasons guys will hang themselves from the neck.
One is to escape the worthless masquerade of a life we pretend we have, and the second reason is to whack off.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
A man is depressed and he sighs. A bully says, "Stop sighing, you sound like some guys having a threesome!"
Mommy, Mommy! Are we dragons?
Shut up and don’t breathe on the drapes.
Women be like chivalry is dead, then don't say thank you when you open the door for them.
I saw a kid crying and asked him where his parents were. He started crying harder.
The ungrateful brat. I see why he is an orphan.
Yo momma is so stupid, she eats cardboard boxes thinking they're chocolate bars.
How often do emos go swimming in a lifetime?
Just once.
I sit because I can't stand you.
Is there a really annoying girl at your school and she's so fake? Well, say this:
Me: Hey, I have a nickname for you.
Her: Really? What?
Me: Sweet-in-low.
Her: Why?
Me: Because you're artificial.
Whoever said men will f**k anything that moves is *dead* wrong.
How do you get an emo kid out of a tree? Cut the rope.