Behavior jokes
Normal Kids: Today is a lovely day.
Emo kids: Here lies Chris, he shot himself!
Is there a really annoying girl at your school and she's so fake? Well, say this:
Me: Hey, I have a nickname for you.
Her: Really? What?
Me: Sweet-in-low.
Her: Why?
Me: Because you're artificial.
Some of you need to go to church. I don't want you in hell with me.
One day this kid says to his dad, "Dad, they bully me at school."
His dad asks why, and the kid says, "They bully me because I got no hands."
Then his dad says, "Who would do such a thing like that? I want to know who they are. Point at them!"
Jacob likes fucking me and my mom.
How do you get an emo kid out of a tree? Cut the rope.
There's two reasons guys will hang themselves from the neck.
One is to escape the worthless masquerade of a life we pretend we have, and the second reason is to whack off.
Stupid Mary Jane was swinging on the swing.
Her momma said, "Stupid Mary Jane, don't swing so high, the boys will see your underwear!"
Stupid Mary Jane laughed and laughed. She knew she wasn't wearing no underwear.
Go up to someone and say, "I'm sorry for your loss," and see what they do.
Hey Gwen! What is a bean's specialty? Being a jerk!
I have to say that Halloween is my favorite day...
Every time they see me, kids and mothers run away...
I don’t have a costume so please don’t reprimand...
When I open up the door, I’ve got my penis in my hand.
How old do you have to be to drink? Any age.
Bully 1 to Bully 2: You're ugly.
Bully 2: Look in a mirror.
Bully 1: Just because it worked for you doesn't mean it will work for everyone else.
When you are sitting outside at school and this boy comes up to you with a rock in his hand and says, "Do you know where Mrs. Stewart is at?"
Little Mickel was on a tree.
He fell down and hurt his knee.
He sat down and started to cry, and from there, he would never lie.
What do you call a very rude bird? A mockingbird.
My mates threw nuts at the wall, now we call them walnuts.
Hahaha :)
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Whoever said men will f**k anything that moves is *dead* wrong.
A man is depressed and he sighs. A bully says, "Stop sighing, you sound like some guys having a threesome!"