How old do you have to be to drink? Any age.
Behavior Jokes
What’s the hardest part about being friends with a turtle?
Getting them to come out of their shell.
What do you say to your pony when it's being wild?
Stop horsing around!
Is it just me, or everybody has a dark side, like a psycho side, and then you act like crazy for some reason?
Why can’t you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.
One day, I was walking down the street, and then I saw something really funny, and then I ran, and I saw a boomer, but I don't really know what I'm talking about, lol.
Why do you let your dads sleep so they don't get grumpy and eat your dinner?
Why are all fat people bad drivers?
They are all hungover.
What's the difference between crazy people and regular people?
We don't live in their heads.
You are annoying lolllllllll.
A teacher says to her class one day, "Whoever answers my next question can go home."
A boy throws his bag out the window.
The teacher asks, "Who just threw that?"
The boy says, "Me! I’m going home now."
I sit because I can't stand you.
What's the difference between your dad and grocery shopping?
He didn't come back with the milk.
The fact I couldn't hear the announcements at my school because the boys in my advisory are clapping with no hands should be a joke just in itself. They were making sexual faces as well, oh, and don't forget the moaning they do.
There was a very lazy person. He saw a banana peel in front of him while he was walking... and he said: “Oh God, protect me from falling!”
I call my penis the truth because the truth always comes out of children’s mouths.
When I was recently standing in front of a huge puddle with my buddy, I remembered how he tricked me a week ago. So I tricked him...
Yo mama so dumb, she put a watch in a piggybank and said she was saving time.
What did Ahsan do?
Meow meow.
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bred dog.
