Behavior jokes
Sonic says, "Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
If you spell "swim" backwards you get "miws."
Where is my dad?
People's music when friends are around: *rock*
When they are gone: "Come on, vamanos, everybody let's go!"
Whenever I’m bored, I hit up my local orphanage and beat some of them up.
I mean honestly, what are they going to do, tell their parents? 😂😂
She later made me a sandwich, and she cut the crust off it.
Bro: I’m not crazy. What he does during facetime:
Your kid is so annoying, he makes his Happy Meal cry.
Me: I know why you don't have friends.
Kid: Why?
Me: Because you can't even figure that out.
Tiktoker: I will kill anyone who pours milk before cereal.
Depressed kid tiktok reply: *pours milk before cereal, pours cereal then takes a bite* I'll wait.
I saw a kid crying and asked him where his parents were. He started crying harder.
The ungrateful brat. I see why he is an orphan.
What is the difference between a man peering through the key hole and a woman in the bath?
One is rude and nosy; the other is rude and nosy.
I'm autistic.
Mooning is very astrological!
What is a cannibal's favorite place to go? An orphanage. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
I kicked a goose, and I liked it!
Why can’t you yell at a kid?
Because the cops are after you.
What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
If you’re bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Sadly, blind jokes are cruel. A kid at my school was punched the other day for being blind.
Sadly, he didn't see it coming.
Seeing one of her students making faces at others in the playground, Mrs. Matthews stopped to gently reprove the child. Smiling sweetly, the teacher said, "When I was a child, I was told if I made ugly faces I would stay like that."
The student looked up and replied, "Well, you can’t say you weren’t warned, Mrs. Matthews!"
When babies kick their mother, it's okay, but when I do it, it's a crime...