Behavior jokes
How do you catch an elephant?
Act like a peanut.
If you are what you eat, does that mean all squirrels are nuts?
"Don’t look! I saw you peeking through the window."
When you are sitting outside at school and this boy comes up to you with a rock in his hand and says, "Do you know where Mrs. Stewart is at?"
Did you know emo kids are the highest jumpers in the world? Some are still up there!
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.
Stupid Mary Jane was swinging on the swing.
Her momma said, "Stupid Mary Jane, don't swing so high, the boys will see your underwear!"
Stupid Mary Jane laughed and laughed. She knew she wasn't wearing no underwear.
Go up to someone and say, "I'm sorry for your loss," and see what they do.
How old do you have to be to drink? Any age.
Bully 1 to Bully 2: You're ugly.
Bully 2: Look in a mirror.
Bully 1: Just because it worked for you doesn't mean it will work for everyone else.
My mates threw nuts at the wall, now we call them walnuts.
Hahaha :)
"I only eat food on the right of my plate."
"Are you good at eating?"
"I'm alright at eating."
Why do dads take time to get?
Milk?
Normal Kids: Today is a lovely day.
Emo kids: Here lies Chris, he shot himself!
Jacob likes fucking me and my mom.
If you are going to bully anyone, then bully an orphan, because what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you were to drop an emo and a leaf off a tree, who would hit the ground first?
The leaf, because the emo is always hanging.
Some of you need to go to church. I don't want you in hell with me.
One day this kid says to his dad, "Dad, they bully me at school."
His dad asks why, and the kid says, "They bully me because I got no hands."
Then his dad says, "Who would do such a thing like that? I want to know who they are. Point at them!"
How do you get an emo kid out of a tree? Cut the rope.