Behavior jokes
Your money, you bully's everything you hate.
What is a similarity between priests and doctors?
They both have fetishes for their professions.
Jacob likes fucking me and my mom.
Yo momma is so stupid, she eats cardboard boxes thinking they're chocolate bars.
A man is depressed and he sighs. A bully says, "Stop sighing, you sound like some guys having a threesome!"
Mommy, Mommy! Are we dragons?
Shut up and don’t breathe on the drapes.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I saw a kid crying and asked him where his parents were. He started crying harder.
The ungrateful brat. I see why he is an orphan.
How often do emos go swimming in a lifetime?
Just once.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
Whoever said men will f**k anything that moves is *dead* wrong.
How do you get an emo kid out of a tree? Cut the rope.
Some of you need to go to church. I don't want you in hell with me.
There's two reasons guys will hang themselves from the neck.
One is to escape the worthless masquerade of a life we pretend we have, and the second reason is to whack off.
Is there a really annoying girl at your school and she's so fake? Well, say this:
Me: Hey, I have a nickname for you.
Her: Really? What?
Me: Sweet-in-low.
Her: Why?
Me: Because you're artificial.
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I have to say that Halloween is my favorite day...
Every time they see me, kids and mothers run away...
I don’t have a costume so please don’t reprimand...
When I open up the door, I’ve got my penis in my hand.
Jordan, you stupid ass! Addison never bothered you so leave her the FUCK alone! How about this? Get up, go outside, stop being a jackass, and get a fucking life!
Why do y’all do this?
Because you're lonely.
Little Mickel was on a tree.
He fell down and hurt his knee.
He sat down and started to cry, and from there, he would never lie.