Behavior jokes
Mom: You need to grow up. You're so immature.
Me: *glares* Get out of my castle....
Mom: It's a pillow fort.
Me: Why can't I have an imagination! ?
Mom: You're almost 19 years old.
Me: Not good enough... OUT!
Yo mama so stupid that she farted on yo face for no reason.
Why should old women never eat seafood?
'Cause then she'll start acting crabby.
Why didn't Biden get the virus?
He sniffed everyone!
What's the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
If anyone's joke here says "burn in hell," I will mimic your account for the rest of your life.
These are funny, y'all are disgusting people. Just shut the f*** up. Rape isn't something you joke about.
Why do people call priests "Father"?
Because it’s too suspicious to call them "Daddy."
What's the difference between a chicken and me? None, they both don't watch right and left before crossing the road.
What did the cannibal say to the other?
"Can I practise on you?"
What do 2 emo kids say to each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
*Slaps wrist*
Tell someone that you're gonna say “I 1 poopoo” and it will go in order of numbers, so they say, “I 2 poopoo” & so on:
You) I 1 poopoo
(Them) I 2 poopoo
(You) I 3 poopoo
(Them) I 4 poopoo
(You) I 5 poopoo
(Them) I 6 poopoo
(You) I 7 poopoo
(Them) I 8 poopoo
And be like, “You ate poopoo??! EWW!!”
Met the emo kid today; he was pretty chill; he was just hanging out.
Why did the dog walk out at night?
To scare his people!
So there was this girl and her horse would not stop following her, so she said, "Stop horsing around!"
Get it? "Horse-ing."
So I walk into a bar, and there’s people waiting in line to punch me in the face.
That’s the punch line.
SOOOO my sister said her first bad word yesterday. "Shit." My mum was like, "What did you just say, child?"
Sister: "I said the cat shits inside like the dog shi- uh oh......"
Now I've avoided this stuff by making my own word: Sugarplum. Sugarplum = shit...
My sister made some pie, and it tasted horribly... so I said this.... "This pie is very sugarplum-y." She said, "What do you mean by that?" I said, "It tastes like sugarplums..."
What's the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.
Which falls faster, a feather or an emo?
A feather, because the emos are always hanging in.
What is the most annoying thing your parents say to you, and what is the dumbest thing someone can say that annoys you?
The most annoying thing your parents can say: "Finish your dinner, there are starving kids in Africa!" No, you can't have any dessert until you finish your dinner. (See how annoying that is!)
The dumbest thing someone can say that annoys you: "Why is your name Crayla? Why is your last name Goldburg? Is it like a gold bird!" (That is really annoying if you ask me!)
Thanks for reading this...bye!