Behavior jokes
Did you know emos are the highest jumpers? Some of them are still in the air.
Your money, you bully's everything you hate.
A special quote: “No, Mackenzie! You're the savage beast!”
What do emos do?
Hang.
Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do: tell their parents?
What is a similarity between priests and doctors?
They both have fetishes for their professions.
Why don’t I shut myself all the time?
I can only fit so many pairs of kids in my mouth and stomach at the same time.
How do you make an emo jump? Tell him to go to the roof.
When I see two lovers' names on a tree, I don’t find it cute or funny. I think, why would they be bringing a knife on a date?
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their mummy?
How do you end an argument with an emo? Kick the chair.
If an emo counts down, don't worry, they probably have only one bullet.
Which falls faster, a feather or an emo?
A feather, because the emos are always hanging in.
What do you call a suspicious dog?
A sussy bark-er.
Yo mama so stupid, she ate the Apple phone you gave her.
Your mama is so ugly.
The Buddhist monks broke their vow of silence.
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
She keeps on running from the ball.
My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.
The boys joking be like:
One guy: "Balls!"
All the other guys: "Hahahahaha!"
Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.
Be smart, not stupid.