Behavior jokes

Stupid Mary Jane was swinging on the swing.

Her momma said, "Stupid Mary Jane, don't swing so high, the boys will see your underwear!"

Stupid Mary Jane laughed and laughed. She knew she wasn't wearing no underwear.

Go up to someone and say, "I'm sorry for your loss," and see what they do.

Did you know emo kids are the highest jumpers in the world? Some are still up there!

Jacob likes fucking me and my mom.

Normal Kids: Today is a lovely day.

Emo kids: Here lies Chris, he shot himself!

If you were to drop an emo and a leaf off a tree, who would hit the ground first?

The leaf, because the emo is always hanging.

If you are going to bully anyone, then bully an orphan, because what are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Me running from the table where the Emos sit with a Happy Meal.

What do you call emo girls?

Cutting boards.

There's two reasons guys will hang themselves from the neck.

One is to escape the worthless masquerade of a life we pretend we have, and the second reason is to whack off.

One day this kid says to his dad, "Dad, they bully me at school."

His dad asks why, and the kid says, "They bully me because I got no hands."

Then his dad says, "Who would do such a thing like that? I want to know who they are. Point at them!"

Why do dads take time to get?

Milk?

If an emo counts down, don't worry, they probably have only one bullet.

Random: What are your hobbies?

Me: Bullying kids in WhatsApp groups 💀

When I dunk my cookies in milk, I think of you. I hold them down until the bubbles stop.

Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do: tell their parents?

When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their mummy?

How do you end an argument with an emo? Kick the chair.

How do you get an emo kid out of a tree? Cut the rope.

Some of you need to go to church. I don't want you in hell with me.