Behavior jokes
When I see two lovers' names on a tree, I don’t find it cute or funny. I think, why would they be bringing a knife on a date?
A special quote: “No, Mackenzie! You're the savage beast!”
What do emos do?
Hang.
Why don’t I shut myself all the time?
I can only fit so many pairs of kids in my mouth and stomach at the same time.
Which falls faster, a feather or an emo?
A feather, because the emos are always hanging in.
Memes
Did you know emos are the highest jumpers? Some of them are still in the air.
What do you call a suspicious dog?
A sussy bark-er.
Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do: tell their parents?
What is a similarity between priests and doctors?
They both have fetishes for their professions.
I have trash so I throw it at my sister and say that she is a trash can.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.
Why do y’all do this?
Because you're lonely.
What do you call a very rude bird? A mockingbird.
Stupid Mary Jane was swinging on the swing.
Her momma said, "Stupid Mary Jane, don't swing so high, the boys will see your underwear!"
Stupid Mary Jane laughed and laughed. She knew she wasn't wearing no underwear.
Go up to someone and say, "I'm sorry for your loss," and see what they do.
Did you know emo kids are the highest jumpers in the world? Some are still up there!
Hey Gwen! What is a bean's specialty? Being a jerk!
How do you get a squirrel to be your friend?
Act like a nut.
How do you catch an elephant?
Act like a peanut.
If you are what you eat, does that mean all squirrels are nuts?