Behavior jokes

If an emo counts down, don't worry, they probably have only one bullet.

Random: What are your hobbies?

Me: Bullying kids in WhatsApp groups 💀

When babies kick their mother, it's okay, but when I do it, it's a crime...

Women be like chivalry is dead, then don't say thank you when you open the door for them.

I have trash so I throw it at my sister and say that she is a trash can.

I saw a kid crying and asked him where his parents were. He started crying harder.

The ungrateful brat. I see why he is an orphan.

Yo momma is so stupid, she eats cardboard boxes thinking they're chocolate bars.

How often do emos go swimming in a lifetime?

Just once.

A man is depressed and he sighs. A bully says, "Stop sighing, you sound like some guys having a threesome!"

If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Mommy, Mommy! Are we dragons?

Shut up and don’t breathe on the drapes.

Whoever said men will f**k anything that moves is *dead* wrong.

Is there a really annoying girl at your school and she's so fake? Well, say this:

Me: Hey, I have a nickname for you.

Her: Really? What?

Me: Sweet-in-low.

Her: Why?

Me: Because you're artificial.

To spite Santa and Greta Thunberg, I'm burning the coal I got for Christmas.

Tenzin is a sublime charlatan.

- Harib 2019

Imagine everyone being hoes.

What’s the difference between 69 and High School?

In 69 you usually only kiss one c*nt and look at one a**hole.

Hey Gwen! What is a bean's specialty? Being a jerk!

How do you get a squirrel to be your friend?

Act like a nut.

How do you catch an elephant?

Act like a peanut.