Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!
If you make jokes about SH, you're not funny, and if you do, I'm gonna assume you're some 12-year-old who wants to be an edge lord. I don't really care if people get pressed.
Where was your mom last night? In the man club?
If someone's debating the speed of light and a drunk Russian, the Russian would take speed to grab a falling wallet.
I got barred from Weight Watchers today.
It wasn't my fault; it was the fat ass next to me who spilled her box of Maltesers onto the floor in the middle of the room. All I did was say that it was the funniest game of Hungry Hungry Hippos that I have ever seen.
What are a doctor's and a WWE fighter's ideas on child abuse?
Doctor's: Don't do it, it does not help. Mood behavior.
WWE fighters: If it can crawl, it can brawl.
Why is a rap boat like a dog?
They both get off sniffing assholes.
What's the difference between a rapist's mouth and a sewer?
Nothing, they both spout shit.
"Sigma" - By every boy in my class.
If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Guys, do not follow Tom, he is super inappropriate. I did a 48-hour face reveal and this is what he said:
Tom 13 minutes ago Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ur so cute I wanna fuck your pussy so hard you look amazing I luv ur face come have sex with me mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
My childhood tormentor was at school. I walked through so I could get to class.
And then he said, "Hey, you donkey!"
I said, "Thank you, I'm so happy that I'm something, not nothing like you!" And I gave him a pink lollipop. He walked off. And I became popular. Or should I say, Lolli-Popular? Sorry.
Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he wanted to.
Asshole.
"Have you ever heard of the snail that never gives charity?"
"Yeah, he is so shellfish!"
Ok, so I know most or all of you guys hate me, and that's fine. You guys most likely know me as a horrible person, which I don't know where you would hear that from.
And finally, I am truly a good person; you just need to know me better. The only reason I fought Tina and Jack was because I was trying to be nice to another guy. Then I realized what side I should have been on. I'm pretty sure everyone on this hates me. Just I'm sorry, and just forgive me. Alya, Tina, Jack, and someone else, I think all are nice people; they just stick up for each other, and that's what I realized. So if you still hate me, it's fine; I'll be leaving this app soon, maybe. Hate makes me sad, even though I use it, but I know what was wrong. I want to join the good side, so just give a chance. This was watersharky's Apologies.
RIP K.
When they have a party, they're racist. When they hang out with Ys, they're mean.
You get a deep voice, you shit talk to 5 year olds.
if ur white and ur racist to someone dont do anything
im autisisc
