Behavior jokes
When I dunk my cookies in milk, I think of you. I hold them down until the bubbles stop.
Which falls faster, a feather or an emo?
A feather, because the emos are always hanging in.
If you are going to bully anyone, then bully an orphan, because what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their mummy?
If an emo counts down, don't worry, they probably have only one bullet.
If you were to drop an emo and a leaf off a tree, who would hit the ground first?
The leaf, because the emo is always hanging.
Random: What are your hobbies?
Me: Bullying kids in WhatsApp groups 💀
Why don’t I shut myself all the time?
I can only fit so many pairs of kids in my mouth and stomach at the same time.
I have trash so I throw it at my sister and say that she is a trash can.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.
Did you know emo kids are the highest jumpers in the world? Some are still up there!
How do you get a squirrel to be your friend?
Act like a nut.
Women be like chivalry is dead, then don't say thank you when you open the door for them.
If you are what you eat, does that mean all squirrels are nuts?
When babies kick their mother, it's okay, but when I do it, it's a crime...
I saw a kid crying and asked him where his parents were. He started crying harder.
The ungrateful brat. I see why he is an orphan.
Yo momma is so stupid, she eats cardboard boxes thinking they're chocolate bars.
How do you catch an elephant?
Act like a peanut.
"Don’t look! I saw you peeking through the window."
Why do dads take time to get?
Milk?