Alcoholics don't run in my family, they drive.
Behavior Jokes
One day I was at school, and this girl had the nerve. She told me to go to the back of the line. I was looking behind me, and she said, "What are you looking for?" I said, "To who [are] you talking to, boo boo?" Like, is you you my momma?
You text someone to ask them why they snobbed you. Then they snob you again.
@everyone.. what's so funny is that JIT thinks he's so "cool" and that everyone is "amazed" about him hating on people who is wayyy above him on the roster.
The pathetic part is that he hates on everyone else's family and relationships when 100% of us have a WAYY better one than he will ever deserve. He was born pathetic, and will die pathetic. So JIT, please tell me what it's like to be such a coward?
Anonymous: This guy reads everyone's jokes, but why doesn't he answer his mom?
What would you throw between a priest and a nun? A bottle of whiskey.
I went to a library and I started to make fun of a disabled guy. He started crying, and I said, "Stand up for yourself!"
Are you a dog because you're a fucking bitch?
Why do animals cross the road?
Because it is funny, do you say "dogs" and "cats?"
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
Am I funny now? Because this is what you brainlets find funny.
Repeat after me: shut up; shut up; I don’t shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What is the difference between a feminazi and a female prostitute?
If you want the female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
Is it just me, or do these gays need to leave me alone?
One day at school, I made fun of a girl who lost her hair from cancer, and my parents made me shave my head.
The next day at school, I made fun of an orphan.
What's something that 9/10 people enjoy? A gangbang.
Who hates going to a pizza party?
A weirdough.
Yo mama is so strict that in The Outsiders, she was Darry.
I told my emo girlfriend, "Do you like the lights?" Oh wait, she ain't got any.
Mom: ON THE PHONE WITH CHILD- Honey, is Dad late to pick you up again?
Child: No, Mum. Dad is here, but he is talking about me to Mrs. Lili, the math teacher.
Mom: Can you hear them?
Child: I think... they are watching a good movie.
Mom: Why do you think that?
Child: Because I keep hearing this *HOLDS ONTO PHONE* and clap, clap, clap.
How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, because they just sit and cry in the dark.
