Behavior jokes

Monkeys are big, but they sure can swing very lightly.

Two twins were talking in class. I threw a paper airplane at one of them.

I’m always the first person in line at school for lunch.

I just cut everyone.

I put the fun in dysfunctional.

You should watch Ryan ToysReview because he's not mean; he's a very nice boy.

Millions of people are doing the exact same thing as you are right now.

You are so intelligent that parents come running to beg you to be their child!

How do you get a monkey off the wall?

You jerk him off!

How do cats relieve themselves in front of people? By licking their puss.

If you're feeling mad, punch an autistic kid. What's he gonna do, blabber to the teacher?

Alcoholics don't run in my family, they drive.

One day I was at school, and this girl had the nerve. She told me to go to the back of the line. I was looking behind me, and she said, "What are you looking for?" I said, "To who [are] you talking to, boo boo?" Like, is you you my momma?

You text someone to ask them why they snobbed you. Then they snob you again.

@everyone.. what's so funny is that JIT thinks he's so "cool" and that everyone is "amazed" about him hating on people who is wayyy above him on the roster.

The pathetic part is that he hates on everyone else's family and relationships when 100% of us have a WAYY better one than he will ever deserve. He was born pathetic, and will die pathetic. So JIT, please tell me what it's like to be such a coward?

Anonymous: This guy reads everyone's jokes, but why doesn't he answer his mom?

What would you throw between a priest and a nun? A bottle of whiskey.

I went to a library and I started to make fun of a disabled guy. He started crying, and I said, "Stand up for yourself!"

Are you a dog because you're a fucking bitch?

Why do animals cross the road?

Because it is funny, do you say "dogs" and "cats?"

Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.

Am I funny now? Because this is what you brainlets find funny.