Should I slap Flynn's ass?
How do you make a cat say woof? You cover it in petrol and light a match.
I saw a fat woman at the bus stop today, so I asked her, "When's it due?"
She replied, "I'm not fucking pregnant, you rude prick!"
I said, "I meant the bus, you fat cunt!"
Where's your off button?
You realize we are tolerating you, right?
What do birds and autistic people have in common?
They both flap their arms.
When my bro says "YOUR MOM" when I'm talking when I'm at school, and my friend says "YOUR MOM," me punches him;-;
After I see an anime boy acting cool,
Me at school acting cool:
My brothers: "He's just acting cool."
Me: I'm gonna kill u 0.0
Everyone is able to be stupid, but you're just abusing the privilege.
Sister: You're so stupid.
Me: Calling me stupid doesn't make you any smarter!
Bully: Shut up, motherfucker!
Me: Well, stop talking to me and I won't have to keep fucking your mother.
Yo mama so Karen that when she went to hell, she asked Satan for the manager.
If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on the planet.
Hello! Why did the duck cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken!
Yo mama so stupid, she ate the Apple phone you gave her.
throw a few paper airplanes at the twin's in your class see if they fall
Me, calls the police*
Me: Hey, I'm gonna commit suicide!
Cop on the phone: Please wait till we get there.
Me: Why, so you can then stop me?
Cop on the phone: No, we just want a murder, not a suicidal report on your paper... and we are all bored!
Me: Ok, my house number is *********************, ok!
Cop on the phone: Awesome! Just a sec. *whispers* Guys, I finally found someone who wants to get killed!
Yo mama so nasty, she gave yo daddy head, then gave you a kiss good night.
Why don’t you act like your hairline and kindly take several steps back?
Shut the fuck up, you fat bitch. You always like to roast others, but you can't walk up the stairs without passing out, you fat, stupid bitch. And I caught you breaking into someone's house just to steal a piece of candy, fat-ass bitch.
