Behavior jokes
Repeat after me: shut up; shut up; I don’t shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What is the difference between a feminazi and a female prostitute?
If you want the female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
Is it just me, or do these gays need to leave me alone?
One day at school, I made fun of a girl who lost her hair from cancer, and my parents made me shave my head.
The next day at school, I made fun of an orphan.
What's something that 9/10 people enjoy? A gangbang.
Who hates going to a pizza party?
A weirdough.
Yo mama is so strict that in The Outsiders, she was Darry.
I told my emo girlfriend, "Do you like the lights?" Oh wait, she ain't got any.
Mom: ON THE PHONE WITH CHILD- Honey, is Dad late to pick you up again?
Child: No, Mum. Dad is here, but he is talking about me to Mrs. Lili, the math teacher.
Mom: Can you hear them?
Child: I think... they are watching a good movie.
Mom: Why do you think that?
Child: Because I keep hearing this *HOLDS ONTO PHONE* and clap, clap, clap.
How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, because they just sit and cry in the dark.
Why do they call them a nonce?
Because they go for people who don't have any sense.
A girl in the shop was getting bullied. She came to me saying, "I’m getting bullied." I told her, "Stand up for herself."
Yo mama is so lazy that the only letters she knows are "NO".
Did you hear about the guy that posts all of the "Hairline Jokes"?
Answer: Yeah, he's a COMPLETE IDIOT!
If you want KFC, pour water on a poor person outside our restaurant and film it.
Your momma is so stupid, she farted and turned the radio on to cover up the smell.
Why did the kidnapper cross the road?
To get the kids at the playground.
Should I slap Flynn's ass?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get on the person's face.
How do you make a cat say woof? You cover it in petrol and light a match.