Why do cannibals love sex? They can make their own food.
If you’re having a bad day, just punch an orphan.
Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when you push them down the stairs.
Guys, do not follow Tom, he is super inappropriate. I did a 48-hour face reveal and this is what he said:
Tom 13 minutes ago Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ur so cute I wanna fuck your pussy so hard you look amazing I luv ur face come have sex with me mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
What are a doctor's and a WWE fighter's ideas on child abuse?
Doctor's: Don't do it, it does not help. Mood behavior.
WWE fighters: If it can crawl, it can brawl.
This is why orphans are dangerous with cardboard. They either start eating it or making it into a house and hallucinating that they have a family.
So I threw out the cardboard and said, "You have to stay in reality. Fantasies aren't real. You can't and will never get a home."
Next day, they make cardboard parents, so I threw that away and said, "Pay attention to reality; you will never get parents."
Next day, they start acting like parents and tell me what to do. Again, I said, "Snap to reality. You will never be a parent!" The orphan responded with, "Oh, really?! How so?" I just simply said, "You don't have a house and parents. You literally like eating cardboard, and then you make parents out of it. You like to eat old people!"
Jimmy watched in horror as Alex told the suicidal man to do a flip.
If anyone's joke here says "burn in hell," I will mimic your account for the rest of your life.
So if you are bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?🙄🙄
I either added you because we have shit tons of mutuals, or 'cause I'd let you spit alcohol in my mouth.
I'll let you decide.
Normal Kids: Today is a lovely day.
Emo kids: Here lies Chris, he shot himself!
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Jacob likes fucking me and my mom.
My teacher asked me what my favorite number was yesterday, and I said 2977. I chose 91 for my football jersey number and Sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher Mr. Jackson's dad died in 9/11, and when he was talking about it Friday the 9th, I threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting Monday.
I have a friend whose birthday is on September 11th.
They're going to have an explosive party that will definitely blow you away!
It's gonna be the bomb, and a blast, too!
Have you ever observed the depression cycle of a snail?
It's pretty much a downward spiral.
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
One day this kid says to his dad, "Dad, they bully me at school."
His dad asks why, and the kid says, "They bully me because I got no hands."
Then his dad says, "Who would do such a thing like that? I want to know who they are. Point at them!"
This anorexic girl wanted to fight me. I told her that I would roast her, but she didn't have any meat.
What do garbage bins and horny women have in common?
They wait to be filled with a big load.
