How do You punish helen keller.
You leave the plunger in the toilet.
What’s the same with a toilet and anal sex. Your ass gets numb after a while
Little Johnny walked into the bathroom while his dad was taking a dump. As soon as Little Johnny walked in his dad let out a big FART! Little Johnny said “WHAT WAS THAT?” His dad said “ That was the sound of the north wind. The next day his teacher asked the class “ What’s the direction of the north wind?” Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher called on him and he said “TEACH IT’S MY DADDY’S BOOTY!”
Kid: what is the biggest mistake you made in your life. Parents: go look above the bathroom sink *kid goes and looks but then he reilises
I was in Alabama last year. I walked into a store and noticed a couple kissing eachother and I said excuse where is the bathroom and the man said right over there. I went into the bathroom and then heard the girl say "Dad I have to go to school soon"
My wife wanted a present that could go from Zero to 80 very quickly.
So I got her a new set of bathroom scales.
If you are American in the living room, what are you in the bathroom?
Euro-peein
What do you find in jeffrey dahmer's shower
Heads and shoulders
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What happened to the fly on the toilet seat?
It got pissed off.
I got in touch with my inner self today, it's the last time I use 1 ply toilet roll
What did the maxi pad say to the fart? You are the wind beneath my wings
So skinny you have to run around in the shower to get wet
I took an hour long shower, the german officers were looking at me kinda scared.
A Child asks his teacher to go to the toilet "before you go recite the alphabet" the teacher says a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z "good but wheres the p?" "running down my leg"
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English: Toto is at school and asks if he can go to the bathroom. The teacher says no. Then, she asks Toto, “Where is the biggest river in the world?” “Under my bench,” he replies.
French: Toto est à l’école et demande s’il peut aller au salle de bain. La maîtresse dit non. Puis, elle demande à Toto, “Où est le plus grand riviere du monde ?” “Sous mon banc,” il répond.
"I wasn't that drunk yesterday." "Oh boy you took the shower head in your arms and told it to stop crying."
What did one piece of toilet paper say to the other? "I feel really wiped."
I was at the bar with a friend, and he said to me, "Veronica, I just stopped a rape." The bartender overheard him and had a puzzled look on his face, because he never moved. He then said, "I saw this girl walk into the bathroom, and I decided not to go."
