Bathroom Jokes

whats long, hard and slimy? A bar of soap

Do you know how Diarrhea is common in families? Because it runs in your genes.

Roses are red violets are blue when I see you I play with my poo

What do Cavemen Poop in? A NEANDER STALL

Why don't you shower with a pokemon? He might pikachu.

Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in the crack.

Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?

Because it got stuck in a crack 🤣😂🤣

What did the bottle of conditioner do on the toilet?

Shampoo

What did Spock encounter in the Enterprise toilet? -- The Captain's Log.

Why do people keep saying why did the toilet paper not cross because it got stuck in the crack because it got stuck in their crack.

What do you call it when you get away with masturbating in the shower? You got off clean

Little Johnny walked into the bathroom while his dad was taking a dump. As soon as Little Johnny walked in his dad let out a big FART! Little Johnny said “WHAT WAS THAT?” His dad said “ That was the sound of the north wind. The next day his teacher asked the class “ What’s the direction of the north wind?” Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher called on him and he said “TEACH IT’S MY DADDY’S BOOTY!”

Ur American when u walk to the bathroom. what are you when ur in there

Ur-a-peen Eurapean

What did the plug hole say to the plug we are so in sink.🤣

Little Johnny walks in on his mom taking a shower and slips and falls under her and he says what’s that mama she says that’s just and old bear he says he’s a mean bear she says why’s that he says he’s got blood in on eye and shit in the other

what did one poop say to the other poop?whats the matter you look flushed

Have you ever heard of the Russian politician who was so afraid of the dark, that instead of going to the bathroom at night, he would use a metal tin that he kept underneath his bed? His name is Vladimir Pootin.