Bathroom jokes
Why did the cats go in the litterbox?? To take a poop!
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A lady comes into the boys' bathroom and a boy sees her.
"This is not a girls' bathroom," he says.
She answers, "I don’t care," she says, "I NEED TO PEE!"
The pirate looked down the toilet, and what did he see?
The captain's log.
Why did the guy take a bath? Because he came, and it was too much of a mess.
When I get naked in the shower, it gets turned on.
Pooooop.
Pee.
It's all shits and giggles till somebody giggles and shits.
A butt saw the toilet and said, "Shit, I'm sick!"
I hate it when people are at my house and ask, "Do you have a bathroom?" What answer are they expecting? "No, we pee in the yard?"
What’s the difference between toilet paper and a curtain?
So, it was you....
Why doesn’t Chuck Norris flush the toilet?
He doesn’t have to, he scares the shit out of the toilet.
Roses are red, violets are blue, When I see you, I play with my poo.
Yo momma so stupid, she pooped in the shower.
How can you surprise someone who is blind?
Leave a plunger in the toilet.
One day, Little Johnny needs to use the bathroom. His mom is in there, so he went in to use it and asked his mom, "What is that between your legs?"
His mom told him that is her bush. Then the next day the same thing happened, but with his dad. He asked his dad, "What is that between his legs?" He said, "My snake."
The same thing happened one more time, except with his grandmother. Little Johnny asked grandma what is on her chest. She said, "My headlights."
One night, Little Johnny caught his parents doing something naughty. Then he said, "Grandma, grandma, turn on your headlights! Daddy's snake is trying to get into mommy's bush!"
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?
It didn't want to get stuck in any more cracks!
Roses are red, violets are blue, get the f*ck out, I’m trying to poo!
What did one ballsack say to another?
"You stay here, I'll go pee."