Why did piglet go to the bathroom? To search for Poo
That moment when the emo kid hangs himself in a bathroom stall and the autistic kid thinks it's a pinata.
what did the toilet say to the other toilet? u look a bit flushed
You’re Russian when you go to the bathroom and Finnish when you come out. What are you in the bathroom?
European
Whenever I have diarrhea, my roommate gets constipated When I told him this, he said, 'Are you kidding me?'.
I said, 'I shit you not.'
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Its embarrassing when there is no toilet paper and you need to go and get one with your pants down, lucky enough the super market is just round the corner.
Be warned, if you are in the shower, I might pikachu and it's not my fault if I see any jigglypuffs.
What does a killer say in the shower in the morning.
-Splish Splash, i'm gonna slash...
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So a women was paranoid so she had a dog to check to see if anything was wrong. She would always stick her hand under the bed and if the dog licked her hand then she was safe.One night just before bed she stuck her hand under the bed. She felt a lick so she went to bed. She in the middle of the night needed to go to the bathroom. So she walked into the bathroom and on the window it said: HUMANS CAN LICK TOO! Then she was murdered.
How can toilet paper decorate your house
Shit sticks everywhere
What kind of Bath Bomb does a Emo Person use?
A Toaster
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PERSON: I need to go so bad!
TOILET: Long time no pee!!!
what do you call a letter using the bathroom
the P
Q: What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bath tub? A: Throw in some laundry.
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan.. So your the one !
why cant you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? because the "p" is silent
I hate it when people are at my house and ask “do you have a bathroom?” What answer Are they expecting “no, we pee in the yard”
so i took a poop out side when i was done i wiped and got it on my finger after that i had nutella and i thought the poop on my hand was nutella and i licked it i said daddy chill what in the heck is this crap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
