Bathroom Jokes

The toilet paper tried to cross the road. He couldn't because he was stuck in a crack.

What do you find in Jeffrey Dahmer's shower?

Heads and shoulders.

What's white, sticky, and better to spit out then to swallow?

Toothpaste.

What happened to the fly on the toilet seat?

It got pissed off.

Ran out of toilet paper, so had to start using lettuce leaves... today was the tip of the iceberg.

the struggle is real

A yellow emoji face with a concerned expression is displayed against a dark background. The text "too tired to piss, too full of piss to sleep" is overlaid on the image in white text.

I got in touch with my inner self today, it's the last time I use 1-ply toilet roll.

The toaster;

otherwise known as, the ultimate bath bomb.

What did the maxi pad say to the fart? "You are the wind beneath my wings."

When you accidentally wipe a little too hard and your finger goes up your bumhole, triggering flashbacks of when you were 10 and your uncle stayed a few weeks. 😂

So skinny you have to run around in the shower to get wet.

I took an hour-long shower. The German officers were looking at me kinda scared.

A child asks his teacher to go to the toilet.

"Before you go, recite the alphabet," the teacher says.

"a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z"

"Good, but where's the p?"

"Running down my leg."

A boy and a girl are showering together. The girl looks down and says to the boy, "Hey, can I touch it?" The boy replies, "Oh hell nah. You already ripped yours off."

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?

He worked it out with a pencil.

So I was at home, and I went to take a shower, and I accidentally walked in on my brother having sex with some girl. So I left. A couple minutes later, I needed my headphones to listen to music, so I asked my mom where she was. She told me she was in the shower. Our house only has one bathroom. Sweet home Alabama.