what do you call a letter using the bathroom
the P
PERSON: I need to go so bad!
TOILET: Long time no pee!!!
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan.. So your the one !
why cant you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? because the "p" is silent
I hate it when people are at my house and ask “do you have a bathroom?” What answer Are they expecting “no, we pee in the yard”
Me- *crying in the shower* Also me- *why is my toaster in here?*
- Got myself a bathroom scale so now I know exactly how much I poop - Right. So you weight yourself before and after you poop and calculate the difference? That’s cool. - Oh..that might actually be even easier
so i took a poop out side when i was done i wiped and got it on my finger after that i had nutella and i thought the poop on my hand was nutella and i licked it i said daddy chill what in the heck is this crap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Last time I got a piece of ass was hen my finger went through the toilet paper.
draco malfoy had a wand fight in the bathroom
If you'r american when you go in the bathroom and you american when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
what do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
a bath bomb
what did the man say when he swallowed a clock and tried to go to the bathroom? WATCH OUT!!!
what is six inches,goes in your mouth,and it's fun when it vibrates.A TOOTH BRUSH.
Toothbrush says I have the worst job ever. Toilet paper says you think your job shity.
(everyone on titanic) ahhhhhhhhhhhhh the ship will sink!!!! (person washing hands) im using the sink wait your turn!!!!! (all crew members laugh) hahahhahahahahah.
You know if you Poo on the toilet at 11:59 pm... then at 12:01 am, its just the same shit , different day.....
An orphin usees a family bathroom and when he comes out he gets told this is a family bathroom
the pterodactyl went in my bathroom and peed. when I was in the shower, i couldn't hear it. Why? because the "p" is silent
"My dick fell off in the shower" suddenly a bright flash of white lights. You see God smiling at you. "Joseph, where is your Weiner little one?' He says chuckling lightly.
