Bathroom Jokes

my water was leaking, so i used flex tape. now i don't know where to shower. Thanks Phil

Me and Jesus are really close he even turns the light on for me when i go pee in the middle of the, well that is what i thought until the fridge was wet.

(Note: this joke is not one of the worst jokes ever bc is obscene or offensive, it’s just a bad joke) Why can’t u hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because their dead

What did the poop said to the toilet paper? “You’re in the roll!”

Boy: can I go to the bathroom? Teacher: if you sing the abcs. Boy: abcdefghijklmnorstuvwxyz! Teacher: where’s the p? The boys answer: in my pants! Lol. That’s all mates! Have a good day! (Or night)

How do you surprise a blind man? Leave the plunger in the toilet

Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?

Because she always gets a Royal flush

i asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school and she said oh go look in the bathroom above the sink.........there was a mirror

my mom once ate a full giant cheesecake and we were walking to our flight back home and she had to shat. we were walking to the bathroom and she full on in front of the caroulsel, she had a lump of poo in her pants... true story haha

if you get out the shower clean how does your towel get dirty?

Your mom sings "It's the final countdown" while pooping.

What did the toilet paper say to the other toilet paper? Hey check me out I'm on a roll! 😂😂🤭🤭

Today, I saw my friend go crazy eating her ham sandwich. When she went to the bathroom,I checked inside her ham sandwich and there was fresh drugs.

Why did the cow say moo..

Because he had to go poo

there was this boy he had diarrhea and he kept asking to go to the bathroom but the teacher said no next ting you know he poop his self infront of the class.