the pterodactyl went in my bathroom and peed. when I was in the shower, i couldn't hear it. Why? because the "p" is silent
So my dad tells these jokes and someone posted one on this website so...
How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? 101, one to hold the light bulb and 100 to spin the house.
There’s also one about a bolin ball in a bath tub he hasn’t told me that though al research that
One day the mailman came to drop the mail off then he ask if I could use the bathroom. I said yeah the thing is my mom was coming out the shower naked and when she open the door it was me and the mailman. Now when the mailman sees me he says to me we got something in common we both saw your mom naked.
Do you know how Diarrhea is common in families? Because it runs in your genes.
This boy was in school one day when he became desparate to go to the bathroom. So he asked the teacher, “May I use the bathroom?”
The teacher replied, “No, not unless you say your alphabet.”
So the boy said “a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z.”
When he finished, the teacher asked him, “Where’s the p?”
The boy replied, “Half way down my leg...”
What do Cavemen Poop in? A NEANDER STALL
Why don't you shower with a pokemon? He might pikachu.
Roses are red violets are blue when I see you I play with my poo
So I was in the bathroom at school washing and this girl walked out of the stall and she was like "hey can you make me laugh? I have been having a pretty bad day." And I was like sure and I was like come here and so she came over to me I was like girl look at ur self in the mirror and she started laughing so hard and she said I'm so ugly.
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Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it got stuck in a crack 🤣😂🤣
What did the bottle of conditioner do on the toilet?
Shampoo
What did Spock encounter in the Enterprise toilet? -- The Captain's Log.
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in the crack.
Why do people keep saying why did the toilet paper not cross because it got stuck in the crack because it got stuck in their crack.
What do you call it when you get away with masturbating in the shower? You got off clean
Ur American when u walk to the bathroom. what are you when ur in there
Ur-a-peen Eurapean
What did the plug hole say to the plug we are so in sink.🤣
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Little Johnny walks in on his mom taking a shower and slips and falls under her and he says what’s that mama she says that’s just and old bear he says he’s a mean bear she says why’s that he says he’s got blood in on eye and shit in the other
