Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the street?
Because it got stuck in a crack :)
Bathroom Jokes
When Sara gets naked in the shower, she turns her taps on :)
How do you turn a straight guy into a gay guy? Well... for starters, you grab that ass of his, drag him into the bathroom, and tell him to suck my long, big pineapple, and thus you have yourself one straight guy converted into a dick-sucking machine.
You are American when you walk into the bathroom, and you are American when you walk out.
But do you know what you are when you're in the bathroom? European.
You’re Russian when you go to the bathroom and Finnish when you come out. What are you in the bathroom?
European.
What did the man say when he swallowed a clock and tried to go to the bathroom?
WATCH OUT!!!
How are urinals made?
They get installed.
What bathroom does a trumpet go to?
The brass room...
If you're gonna razor yourself, you might as well have shaving cream.
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack!
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The "p" is silent.
Did you know that towels are the leading cause of dry skin?
How do you poop?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent.
Jim walks into a bar and asks for a shot of vodka. He then says to the barkeep, "Who's the toughest guy in here?"
The barkeep points to a man at the pool table. Jim then knocked him out and paid for the shot and left. He did this every Friday for 2 months. Finally, the barkeep is pissed because Jim keeps knocking out all of his customers. He then orders a gorilla and puts him in the bathroom.
Jim walks into the bar and gets another shot of vodka. He asks again, "Who's the toughest guy in here tonight?" The bartender points to the bathroom and says he's in there. Jim walks into the bathroom and everyone in the bar can hear yelling and screaming. The bartender asks, "What happened in there?" Jim smiles and says, "I don't know who that was, but when he wakes up tell him I put his fur jacket in the toilet."
A woman noticed her husband standing on a bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. "Ha! That's not going to help!" she said. "Sure it does," he said. "It's the only way I can see the numbers."
Q: Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
A: It did not want to get stuck in a crack.
Be warned, if you are in the shower, I might pikachu and it's not my fault if I see any jigglypuffs.
This boy was in school one day when he became desperate to go to the bathroom.
So he asked the teacher, "May I use the bathroom?"
The teacher replied, "No, not unless you say your alphabet."
So the boy said "a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z."
When he finished, the teacher asked him, "Where's the p?"
The boy replied, "Half way down my leg..."
So this guy thought he was funny by pissing on the floor and not in the urinal.
Later on, I guess some kid ran into the bathroom because, well, he probably had to go, but yeah, he slipped and fell and hit his head on the urinal, so all in all it was a pretty good prank on his part.
