Bathroom jokes
Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his shower, he just stares at it until it cries.
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Someone stole my toilet, and the police have nothing to go on.
How did number 1 kindly make number 2?
I got my ass kicked, let's be friends?
Why don't you shower with a Pokemon? He might Pikachú.
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
Because of gravity.
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Pooooop.
What did Spock encounter in the Enterprise toilet?
The Captain's Log.
Today I was asked to go out by 20 girls. -- I was in the women's bathroom.
Your mom sings "It's the Final Countdown" while pooping.
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Confucius say, man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
What happened to the fly on the toilet seat?
It got pissed off.