Bathroom jokes
Pooooop.
What did Spock encounter in the Enterprise toilet?
The Captain's Log.
Today I was asked to go out by 20 girls. -- I was in the women's bathroom.
Your mom sings "It's the Final Countdown" while pooping.
Confucius say, man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
What happened to the fly on the toilet seat?
It got pissed off.