Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it was stuck in a crack.
Why can't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it got stuck in a crack!
"I wasn't that drunk yesterday."
"Oh boy, you took the shower head in your arms and told it to stop crying."
There was this man, and he forgot about his wife's birthday. She was very upset and said that her present should come as fast as 1-200 by tomorrow. When she woke up, she saw a present in the bathroom. It was a scale.
Do you know how diarrhea is common in families? Because it runs in your genes.
Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his shower, he just stares at it until it cries.
Someone stole my toilet, and the police have nothing to go on.
Why don't you shower with a Pokemon? He might Pikachú.
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
Because of gravity.
Pooooop.
What did Spock encounter in the Enterprise toilet?
The Captain's Log.
Today I was asked to go out by 20 girls. -- I was in the women's bathroom.
Your mom sings "It's the Final Countdown" while pooping.
Confucius say, man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
What happened to the fly on the toilet seat?
It got pissed off.
