Bath jokes
Your mom is so stupid, she got lost in Bed Bath & Beyond and slept on the floor.
Little Jimmy was in the shower singing "Dame Tu Cosita," and her mom heard it and went to the shower, and Jimmy's mom saw Jimmy wearing a bathing suit in the shower, and Jimmy yells "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP!"
John took a bath with bubbles.
Bubbles was a man.
So, today is my birthday. Today, I am 13, but yesterday I am going to turn 10. But I am not even going to school to know the number ten, because one time at 10 p.m. in the morning it was so cold in my hot room, so I went outside to drive my car. But I stopped because the light turned green. I was taking a bath in the front of my car, and it didn’t have a bin, so I am taking a sh$t.
What do you call a terrorist in a bath?
A bath bomb.
Wanna hear a clean one?
Old man takes a bath with bubbles.
Wanna hear a dirty one?
Bubbles is the 14 year old next door.
I wanted to take a bath, but decided to leave it where it is.
Yo mama so fat, she has to bathe in the Pacific Ocean.
I just took an orange soda bath this morning. The next thing I knew, it turned out to be a river of Orange Crush.
What is the best type of bath bomb?
A toaster.
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
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Why did the rapper take a bath before his concert?
To get his flow SQUEAKY CLEAN!
Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O.
I bet when you take a bath, they give you the whole pool. No, better yet, the ocean!
Why do Indians marry cows? Because they bathe in milk.
What did the egg who was sun bathing say to the other egg? Don't look at my crack!
Where do rabbits take baths and wash their asses?
What's the difference between a nun and a prostitute taking a bath?
The nun has a soul full of hope...
Why are bald people very easily manipulated by a shower?
Because when they take a bath, they get brainwashed!
Me: Spell "I cup."
My Friend: I see you pee.
Me: BOII YOU BETTER GIVE MEH SOME PRIVACY IN MY BATH ROOM!!!!
My Friend: Oh hehe O-O