wanna clean old man takes a bath with bubbles wanna hear the dirty bubbles is the 14 year old next door
So today is my birthday today am 13 but yesterday am going to turn 10.but am not even go to school to know the number ten becuase one time at 10 pm in the morning it was so cold in in my hot room so I want outside to drive my car to drive my car. But I stopped becuase the light turn green.i was talking a bath in the front of my car out it didn’t have bin so am taking a sh$t
Yo mama so fat she has to bathe in the Pacific ocean.
I just took a orange soda bath this morning the next i knew it turn out to be a river of orange kist.
What is the best type of bath bomb?
A toaster.
I wanted to take a bath, but decided to leave it where it is.
Yo mamas so fat when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O
Why did the rapper take a bath before his concert?
To get his flow SQUEAKY CLEAN
The way u are so ugly ur parents even regret the day u were born
The way u are so black when ur mom is bathing u in the dark she has to put flour in the water to see u 🤣🤣🤣
i bet when ya take a bath they give you the whole pool, no, better yet, the ocean
Why do Indians marry cows, because they bathe in milk.
Whats the difference between a Nun and a prostitue taking a bath? The Nun has a soul full of hope...
what did the egg who was sun bathing say to the other egg? Don't look at my crack!
Where do rabbits take baths and wash their asses?
Why are bald people very easily manipulated by a shower? Because when they take a bath, they get brainwashed!
Me:Spell icup My Friend:i see you pee Me: BOII YOU BETTER GIVE MEH SOME PRIVACY IN MY BATH ROOM!!!! My Friend:Oh hehe O-O
What did the mouse say after it's bath?
"I feel squeaky clean!
I was looking forward to some toast...
So i took the toaster in the bath with me
So little Johnny was waking to the bath room and he said grandma said why is the blood coming out of your ###😥 I need to call help
Happy was a cute hippo Happy sleeps in the water Happy walks on land Happy runs on Savannahs Happy swims in mud Happy takes a bath