Bath Jokes

What do you call a terrorist in a kids swimming pool

A bath bomb

hears a clean joke my horse got mudy so i gave him a bubble bath know hears a dirty joke bubles is the horse next door

What do you call James Bond when he’s taking a bath?

Bubble 07

dentist: open up sir

me:so..i hate my life my family my sisters my dog my cat and i tried to take a bath with my toaster but my dog took it that's why i hate my dog and my cat died trying to chew my rope it choked.....yea

dentist: i.. meant your mouth .. so i can clean your teeth

me: :O ohhhh my bad

dentist : do u need help??

me: yep

dentist:...

me: ....

How many skinny people can fit in a tub? I don't know they keep slipping down the drain.

Why don't pirates take a bath before walking the plank?

Cause they just wash up onshore.

I am Funny but sad. I submit jokes you'll love. Anyway...

Little Jimmy asked his mom if he could take a bath with her since he was scared if being alone. She said, "Sure, just don't look up." He looked up and said, "Woah, what are those?" She replied, "Those are just headlights." He looked down and said, "What is that?" She said, "That's just a bush." The next day, mommy wasn't home so he asked to take a shower with his papa instead. He said, "Okay, but don't look up." He looked up and said, "Woah, what is that?" His papa replied, "That's just a snake." Later that night, he asked to sleep with his parents. They said, "Okay, just don't look under the covers." After a while, he grew bored and went under the covers. Jimmy screamed, "Mom, turn on the headlights, the snake is in the bush!"

You know you’re getting fat when you sit in the bath and the water in the bath rises.

why did the dinosaur take a bath? so it can get ex-stinked

John took a bath with bubbles. Bubbles was a man.

Why did the rapper take a bath before his concert?

To get his flow SQUEAKY CLEAN

Whats the difference between a Nun and a prostitue taking a bath? The Nun has a soul full of hope...

what happened when the Cheetah took to many baths? He became spotless!!!

What did the mouse say after it's bath?

"I feel squeaky clean!

What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One's got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.

a little girl and a little boy are taking a bath together when the little girl looks down and asks " whats that" the little boy says that's my little red race car. 10 minutes later the boy looks down and ask's whats that,the little girl says "that's my little red race car garage. so later that night the boy ask's the little girl if he can put his little red race car in her little red race car garage, She say yes and they pull down there pants and the boy try's putting his little red race car in her garage but it won't fit down stairs the mother hears an ear piercing scream and runs up stairs flips on the lights and see's blood on the floor the mother ask's "what happened the little girl say's "we tried putting his car in my garage and it wouldn't fit so i cut the back wheels off"

I was looking forward to some toast...

So i took the toaster in the bath with me

r u a toaster? cuz i wanna take a bath wit u r u a knife? cuz u make me wanna kms r u a painting? cuz i hang u r u the flu? cuz u make me wanna hurl r u a newspaper? cuz u have new problems everyday r u the ground? cuz im six feet deep in u ;)