Bath Jokes

What do you call a person with down syndrome in a bath tub?

Vegetable soup

what do you get after a leper has a hot bath.... porridge.

Yo mamma is so ugly when she took a bath the water jumped out.

I got caught masterbating in the bath buy my mum! I said MUM I’ll wash it as hard and fast as I want!

My autistic son hates taking baths or showers.

I don’t blame him, I don’t like soggy vegetables either.

Are you electricity? 'cause I wanna get a bath with you ;)

One day Timmy walks in on his mum in the bath. Then he asks “What’s that dark fuzzy thing, mummy?” and mum said “It’s a bush, every girl has one!” Then the next day he walks in on his dad in the shower. So he asks “Daddy, what’s that long thing?” The dad then says “It’s a sexy boy” accidentally. Timmy asks his dad “What does sexy mean?” And the dad says “Your mother, of course.” making it seem like a child-friendly compliment. Then the next day at school Timmy wanted to compliment his teacher. He walks up to her and says “You’re so so sexy!”

I drew a picture of a whale in the ocean. My brother asked what you drawing? I saod you taking a shower.

are you a toaster? cause i wanna take a bath w you

What kind of Bath Bomb does a Emo Person use?

A Toaster

yo mama is so fat they had to flood the superbowl to give her a bath

Q: What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bath tub? A: Throw in some laundry.

a little girl and a little boy are taking a bath together when the little girl looks down and asks " whats that" the little boy says that's my little red race car. 10 minutes later the boy looks down and ask's whats that,the little girl says "that's my little red race car garage. so later that night the boy ask's the little girl if he can put his little red race car in her little red race car garage, She say yes and they pull down there pants and the boy try's putting his little red race car in her garage but it won't fit down stairs the mother hears an ear piercing scream and runs up stairs flips on the lights and see's blood on the floor the mother ask's "what happened the little girl say's "we tried putting his car in my garage and it wouldn't fit so i cut the back wheels off"

You're the type of person to wash your hands after a shower

what do you call it when a girl on her period goes swimming..........a blood bath...bud um pst

At lwast if your fat you dont need to put as much bathwater in the bath.

A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.

"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."

He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"

Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and

pulls back the covers.

She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.

She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."

The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,

"Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very,

very, closely:

"Are - my - test - results - back?"