Bath

Bath jokes

Porn star

    • All-star gay mix

    Somebody once told me The world is gonna rape me The dick's the hardest part of the body She looked like she's having fun With her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" in her bumhole.

    Well, I started cumming And she started cumming Fed with dick, she's in love with bumming Didn't make sense not to live for bum Your dick gets hard, but your ass gets numb.

    So much to fuck, so much to suck So what's wrong with eating the asshole? You'll never know if you don't try You'll never taste if you don't lick.

    Hey now, you're a porn star Get your sex on, bum pain Hey now, you're a porn star Suck a schlong, ass frail And all that glitters is cum Only sperm heads break the female egg.

    It's a gay place and they say it gets gayer You're licking bum now, wait 'til your a bit older But the bent boys beg to differ Judging by the hole in the homeless man's throat.

    The sperm in the bath is getting pretty thin The sperms getting warm so you might as well swim My world's on cocaine, how about yours? That's the way I like it and I never get raped!

    Hey now, you're a porn star Get your sex on, bum pain Hey now, you're a porn star Suck a willy, ass frale And all that glitters is cum Only sperm heads break the female egg.

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    • Bath memes

    Difference

    • What is the difference between a man peering through the key hole and a woman in the bath?

    One is rude and nosy; the other is rude and nosy.

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    • Privacy

    • Me: Spell "I cup."

    My Friend: I see you pee.

    Me: BOII YOU BETTER GIVE MEH SOME PRIVACY IN MY BATH ROOM!!!!

    My Friend: Oh hehe O-O

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    • People

    • Why are bald people very easily manipulated by a shower?

    Because when they take a bath, they get brainwashed!

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    • Horse

    • Hears a clean joke: My horse got muddy, so I gave him a bubble bath.

    Now hears a dirty joke: Bubbles is the horse next door.

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