Basketball jokes

When I went to the basketball pitch, I saw a man dribbling his own balls.

What do you call an older white man surrounded by young black men in the 1800s?

Master.

What do you call an older white man surrounded by young black men in the 2000s?

Coach.

Q: How do basketball players stay cool during a game?

A: They stand near the fans! 🏀🏀😆😆

When your friends [are] talking about sports:

Jake says, "It was 17.56M people watching [the] basketball championship."🦁

Sam says, "It was 113M people watching the Super Bowl." 😯🐱

Avion says, "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching [the] World Cup." 😶🙀

When the quiet kid lost a game of basketball and reaches into his bag,

other people in the gym: "Oh shit this nigga bout to shoot."

Kobe Bryant ain’t flying that well anymore.

I was playing basketball and a guy in a wheelchair asked if he could play.

I looked at him and told him that we are looking for ankle breakers, yours are already broken.

Do you like me? Joke... Well come on!

BOOMSHACKALATA!

What’s Mexico’s favorite sport?

Cross country.

I saw a helicopter on January 26, 2020. Then Kobe was on the news.

It hasn't been the same since Kobe died. I can't say "Kobe" anymore when going to shoot a shot. Now I have to say, "Kobe crash!"

Kobe was on fire before his death. He was on fire after too.

I can’t believe it’s been over a year since Kobe decided he’s too good to wait in traffic.