What do you call two Mexicans playing 1v1 basketball?
One on one! Just think about it. It makes sense.
Basketball Jokes
Do you think I can shoot a basketball?
I make it dip like water.
The Columbine High School basketball team hasn't been the same since they lost their two best shooters.
When I went to basketball training, there was a giant bag of basketballs on the floor.
My friend was like, "That's a huge sack of balls!"
He didn't realize what was about to happen.
"That's what she said!"
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite type of basketball?
Dribble.
Why are people so good at basketball? They can run, steal, and shoot!
Can I make you a basketball cake for dessert?
Yeah, you sure can, but don't be having all your balls in it. It will taste nasty.
Why was Jesus not good at Basketball?
Because he died in the Cross 😈
