Basketball Jokes - Page 10 - Worst Jokes Ever

Mexican

What do you call two Mexicans playing 1v1 basketball?

One on one! Just think about it. It makes sense.

Water

Do you think I can shoot a basketball?

I make it dip like water.

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Seizure

kayla?

A man with cartoon cat ears and heart sunglasses is smiling and raising his fist. The text on the image says: "Guys what do u call a basketball person having a seizure?" "A Chocolate Shake".

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Shooter

The Columbine High School basketball team hasn't been the same since they lost their two best shooters.

Bag

When I went to basketball training, there was a giant bag of basketballs on the floor.

My friend was like, "That's a huge sack of balls!"

He didn't realize what was about to happen.

"That's what she said!"

Type

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite type of basketball?

Dribble.

People

Why are people so good at basketball? They can run, steal, and shoot!

Cake

Can I make you a basketball cake for dessert?

Yeah, you sure can, but don't be having all your balls in it. It will taste nasty.

Jesus

Why was Jesus not good at Basketball?

Because he died in the Cross 😈

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Dollar

A dinosaur toy with the head of LeBron James on a wooden surface. Below the figure is the text "lebrontosaurus" followed by the price "$200" and the text "Send seller a message".

Shrimp

A shrimp on fire is dunking a basketball, while sharks are looming in the water below. The image contains the text "Krill yourself."

Face

A close-up shot of Shaquille O'Neal with a slightly skeptical or surprised expression, looking off to the side.

Team

The all black basketball team

The image shows two apes. The text above the image reads "The basketball team won, their reaction?" The text on the image reads: "Apes together strong."

Class

best class art? also explain bear, make me feel welcome

A drawing on white paper shows a blue emblem with a hammer and a pencil in place of a hammer and sickle symbol. Other items are drawn on the emblem, including a basketball, a soccer ball, a globe, a chart and three books. The text "@zibzer_dibzer" is in the bottom right corner.

Jesus

A cartoon image of Jesus Christ dribbling a basketball. Text above him says "repost if jesus ballin".

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Jesus

Digitally rendered image of Jesus dribbling a basketball with the text "repost if jesus ballin" above him.

Alligator

A surreal digital painting depicts a massive alligator mid-air, holding a basketball as if to dunk it into a hoop on the left. Behind the alligator is a large, fiery explosion. To the right, Jesus Christ stands with his arms slightly raised, observing the scene. Below the alligator, a muscular man with long, dark hair is screaming and looking upwards. Several seagulls fly around the basketball hoop and the alligator.

Nut

A man with a beard and a red shirt is sweating and smiling broadly. In the background are digital cards, including one of LeBron James in a USA jersey. The text reads, "BUSTED A FAT NUT AFTER PULLING RARE USA BRON BRON CARD. CashNastyReacts, 54K views, 20 hours ago."

Heart

A screenshot shows Chris Paul looking dejected with the text "Drake releasing 'The Heart Part 6'" above him and text from a video: "Chris Paul hits a huge three to cut the lead down to 42" at the bottom. A basketball game score is visible with DAL 107 and PHX 65.

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