Basketball jokes

What do my mom and a basketball have in common?

My mom's tits and ass are bouncy, just like a basketball.

I wish that people would stop mailing jokes about Kobe Bryant. Guys, all they do is crash and burn!

It’s ok to yell “Kobe” after missing a shot, he didn’t make it either.

Rizz

Are you a basketball hoop? 'Cause I want to put my balls in you.

Are you a photo biographer? 'Cause I can picture us together.

A skinny black person named "Treyvon Robinson" joins a pickup basketball game at the local court, trash-talking about his "superior athletic genes" while munching on a stolen bag of Skittles. The ref blows the whistle for a foul, and he argues, "That ain't fair, I'm just naturally dominant!"

But the team's coach, a burly black dude who's been eyeing him all game, grabs him by the jersey, blindfolds him with a sweaty headband, slathers lube from his gym bag all over, and pile-drives his ass courtside in a twisted BDSM slam dunk, yelling, "Now taste the rainbow, punk!"

Your mom is so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

When Kobe's pilot hit the mountain, he said, "Kobe."

Balls in your jaws.

What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter?

They both have torn rotators.

Q: What's the difference between LeBron James and a priest?

A: The size of balls they play with.

If you take a shot, a paper wad, in the trashcan, and call "Kobe!" but miss, it's still a Kobe.

What kind of bee can't fly?

A KOBE.

What’s similar between the twin towers and Kobe Bryant?

They both can crash down.

After 40 years, Kobe finally learned to pass.

Ya know, Kobe made a real impact on the earth!

I want to make a joke about Kobe, but it won't land well.