Basketball jokes
The Columbine High School basketball team hasn't been the same since they lost their two best shooters.
What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan?
One has a home to run to.
Don't be sad if you miss a shot when you yell "Kobe." He didn't make it either.
What did the basketball say to the Frisbee... "No balls."
What’s Kobe Bryant’s favorite rapper? NLE Choppa.
I played Kobe Bryant on 2k14, but my console somehow kept crashing.
You could say Kobe's career went up in smoke.
What do you call basketball for disabled people?
Rocket League?
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
People told Kobe to fly high. Look what happened.
Why did the NBA remove the glory hole from the men's locker room?
Too many black basketball players sucking too many white cocks before the game.
What do you call a fish that doesn't play basketball?
I would tell a joke about Kobe, but it wouldn’t really land well.
Why are basketball courts slippery?
Because the players dribble on it.
So Kobe Bryant walked into a bar, just kidding, he's dead and his fame went spiraling out of control.
What's Kobe's favorite song? "It's Going Down" for real.
The day I saw people asking Lebron James whether he liked to play basketball, my thoughts be like: wait, so Lebron James is gay cuz he likes to play with them balls.
What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench?
The NBA.
Where do you find white people on a bench?
- The NBA.
Give Kobe a plane ticket, he'll fly for the trip, but give Kobe a helicopter and he'll fly for the rest of his life.
I'M GOING TO HELL FOR THIS!!!