Basketball jokes
Man's hairline is back-court violation!
When your friends [are] talking about sports:
Jake says, "It was 17.56M people watching [the] basketball championship."🦁
Sam says, "It was 113M people watching the Super Bowl." 😯🐱
Avion says, "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching [the] World Cup." 😶🙀
LGBTQ = LeBron giving back to qommunities (communities).
I would tell a joke about Kobe, but it wouldn’t really land well.
Her: I love Kobe Bryant!
Me: Helicopter Helicopter
Her:.....
Me: At least you don't say save the trees, cus damn Kobe is good.
It’s too bad G won’t be able to follow in Kobe’s footsteps and rape a hotel employee but not serve one minute in jail.
What did the basketball say to the Frisbee... "No balls."
What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?
The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.
Wow, that was explosive!
Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!
What do you say when going for a dunk in basketball?
"Kobe crash!"
So Steph Curry and Lebron James went on a vacation, and Steph Curry said, "Try not to travel!"
Why did the NBA remove the glory hole from the men's locker room?
Too many black basketball players sucking too many white cocks before the game.
Why was Kobe a good father?
He took his daughter with him.
Why do Indians like basketball?
Because Steph Curry plays it.
Kobe never missed a shot, but he missed the helipad.
I'm going to hell!
What helped the Lakers win the Finals? Kobe's passing!
My friend that used to be married was making jokes about me being short. Then I told him, "Your marriage was so short it made me look like Shaquille O'Neal."
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the studio?
Because they wanted to drop some hoops.
You can find perfectly cooked Kobe in a Japanese restaurant, but you can only find burnt Kobe in Calabasas.
Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.
Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(