Basketball

Basketball Jokes

Sport

When your friends [are] talking about sports:

Jake says, "It was 17.56M people watching [the] basketball championship."🦁

Sam says, "It was 113M people watching the Super Bowl." 😯🐱

Avion says, "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching [the] World Cup." 😶🙀

Kobe

I would tell a joke about Kobe, but it wouldn’t really land well.

Kobe Bryant

Her: I love Kobe Bryant!

Me: Helicopter Helicopter

Her:.....

Me: At least you don't say save the trees, cus damn Kobe is good.

Rape

It’s too bad G won’t be able to follow in Kobe’s footsteps and rape a hotel employee but not serve one minute in jail.

Kobe

What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?

The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.

Wow, that was explosive!

Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!

Dunk

What do you say when going for a dunk in basketball?

"Kobe crash!"

Travel

So Steph Curry and Lebron James went on a vacation, and Steph Curry said, "Try not to travel!"

Glory Hole

Why did the NBA remove the glory hole from the men's locker room?

Too many black basketball players sucking too many white cocks before the game.

Shot

Kobe never missed a shot, but he missed the helipad.

I'm going to hell!

Marriage

My friend that used to be married was making jokes about me being short. Then I told him, "Your marriage was so short it made me look like Shaquille O'Neal."

Kobe

Why can you say "Kobe" even though you missed?

Because he didn't land either.

Wnba

I left a ticket to a WNBA game on the dashboard when I went to go get the groceries.

A burglar broke in and left another one on the dashboard.

Stupid

You're so goddamn stupid, you thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

Jimmy

I arrived at basketball and I asked little Jimmy if he brought the basketballs, and he said, "Nope, but I got two right here!"