It’s too bad G won’t be able to follow in Kobe’s footsteps and rape a hotel employee but not serve one minute in jail.
What did the basketball say to the Frisbee... "No balls."
What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?
The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.
Wow, that was explosive!
Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!
So Steph Curry and Lebron James went on a vacation, and Steph Curry said, "Try not to travel!"
What do you say when going for a dunk in basketball?
"Kobe crash!"
What helped the Lakers win the Finals? Kobe's passing!
My friend that used to be married was making jokes about me being short. Then I told him, "Your marriage was so short it made me look like Shaquille O'Neal."
Why did the NBA remove the glory hole from the men's locker room?
Too many black basketball players sucking too many white cocks before the game.
Why was Kobe a good father?
He took his daughter with him.
Kobe never missed a shot, but he missed the helipad.
I'm going to hell!
Why do Indians like basketball?
Because Steph Curry plays it.
A basketball player walks into a strip club:Hi I heard I could bounce some balls here?
I left a ticket to a WNBA game on the dashboard when I went to go get the groceries. A burglar broke in and left another one on the dashboard.
i arrived at basketball and i asked litte jimmy if he brought the basketballs and he said nope, but i got two right here!
YOUR SO GODDAMN STUPID YOU THOUGHT DUNKIN DONUTS WAS A BASKETBALL TEAM.
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the studio?
Because they wanted to drop some HOOPS
You can find perfectly cooked Kobe in a Japanese restaurant, but you can only find burnt Kobe in Calabasas.
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
What do you get if you cross Damian Lillard and a watch?
There’s only one answer to who would win, 1996 Bulls or 2017 Warriors...
...Steve Kerr’s team.
