Basketball jokes
Kobe was on fire before his death. He was on fire after too.
The day I saw people asking Lebron James whether he liked to play basketball, my thoughts be like: wait, so Lebron James is gay cuz he likes to play with them balls.
Man's hairline is back-court violation!
Where do you find white people on a bench?
- The NBA.
So Kobe Bryant walked into a bar, just kidding, he's dead and his fame went spiraling out of control.
What’s Mexico’s favorite sport?
Cross country.
What's Kobe's favorite song? "It's Going Down" for real.
NWA: Straight Outta Compton.
Kobe Bryant: Straight Outta the Helicopter.
The Columbine High School basketball team hasn't been the same since they lost their two best shooters.
What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?
The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.
Wow, that was explosive!
Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!
It's okay if you miss while saying "Kobe" because he didn't make it either.
Give Kobe a plane ticket, he'll fly for the trip, but give Kobe a helicopter and he'll fly for the rest of his life.
I'M GOING TO HELL FOR THIS!!!
Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.
Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(
Why do people play basketball?
Because they want to learn how to suck balls.
What do you get if you cross Damian Lillard and a watch?
It’s ok to yell “Kobe” after missing a shot, he didn’t make it either.
People said that Kobe could fly so high, but that did not end well.
What do my mom and a basketball have in common?
My mom's tits and ass are bouncy, just like a basketball.
What’s Kobe Bryant’s favorite rapper? NLE Choppa.
What did the basketball say to the Frisbee... "No balls."