When your friends [are] talking about sports:
Jake says, "It was 17.56M people watching [the] basketball championship."🦁
Sam says, "It was 113M people watching the Super Bowl." 😯🐱
Avion says, "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching [the] World Cup." 😶🙀
Man's hairline is back-court violation!
I would tell a joke about Kobe, but it wouldn’t really land well.
Her: I love Kobe Bryant!
Me: Helicopter Helicopter
Her:.....
Me: At least you don't say save the trees, cus damn Kobe is good.
LGBTQ = LeBron giving back to qommunities (communities).
It’s too bad G won’t be able to follow in Kobe’s footsteps and rape a hotel employee but not serve one minute in jail.
What did the basketball say to the Frisbee... "No balls."
What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?
The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.
Wow, that was explosive!
Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!
What do you say when going for a dunk in basketball?
"Kobe crash!"
So Steph Curry and Lebron James went on a vacation, and Steph Curry said, "Try not to travel!"
Why did the NBA remove the glory hole from the men's locker room?
Too many black basketball players sucking too many white cocks before the game.
Why was Kobe a good father?
He took his daughter with him.
Kobe never missed a shot, but he missed the helipad.
I'm going to hell!
Why do Indians like basketball?
Because Steph Curry plays it.
What helped the Lakers win the Finals? Kobe's passing!
My friend that used to be married was making jokes about me being short. Then I told him, "Your marriage was so short it made me look like Shaquille O'Neal."
Why can you say "Kobe" even though you missed?
Because he didn't land either.
I left a ticket to a WNBA game on the dashboard when I went to go get the groceries.
A burglar broke in and left another one on the dashboard.
You're so goddamn stupid, you thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
I arrived at basketball and I asked little Jimmy if he brought the basketballs, and he said, "Nope, but I got two right here!"
