Basketball

Basketball jokes

What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?

Tragic Johnson.

Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?

To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic!

You can find perfectly cooked Kobe in a Japanese restaurant, but you can only find burnt Kobe in Calabasas.

Rizz

Are you a basketball hoop? 'Cause I want to put my balls in you.

Are you a photo biographer? 'Cause I can picture us together.

Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.

Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(

Why did the basketball player not get on the bus?

Because he couldn’t be caught travelling! 😂

Today I was at PE, and I saw a kid in a wheelchair. I threw a basketball at him, and I yelled, "Rocket League!"

What jumps higher than a basketball player?

An emo kid, they never touch the ground.

Q: What's the difference between LeBron James and a priest?

A: The size of balls they play with.