I wonder if Kobe Bryant enjoyed his last flight
Your mom is so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?
Tragic Johnson.
Why was the rapper bad at basketball?
He could only dribble RHYMES
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the studio?
Because they wanted to drop some HOOPS
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?
To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic
You can find perfectly cooked Kobe in a Japanese restaurant, but you can only find burnt Kobe in Calabasas.
What bee doesn’t fly properly
Kobe
I think Kobe misunderstood the 6-ft rule.
Rizz
Are you a basketball hoop? 'Cause I want to put my balls in you.
Are you a photo biographer? 'Cause I can picture us together.
Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.
Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(
Why did the basketball player not get on the bus?
Because he couldn’t be caught travelling! 😂
Today I was at PE, and I saw a kid in a wheelchair. I threw a basketball at him, and I yelled, "Rocket League!"
It’s ok to yell “Kobe” after missing a shot, he didn’t make it either.
What jump higher than a basketball player? and emo kid, they never touch the ground
Q: What's the difference between LeBron James and a priest?
A: The size of balls they play with.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who plays basketball?
Dribble.
What is the Mexicans favorite sports?
Cross country, wall climbing, and their favorite activity in the summer is lawn mowing.
What do my mom and a basketball have in common?
My mom's tits and ass are bouncy, just like a basketball.
