Slam Dunk jokes

A skinny black person named "Treyvon Robinson" joins a pickup basketball game at the local court, trash-talking about his "superior athletic genes" while munching on a stolen bag of Skittles. The ref blows the whistle for a foul, and he argues, "That ain't fair, I'm just naturally dominant!"

But the team's coach, a burly black dude who's been eyeing him all game, grabs him by the jersey, blindfolds him with a sweaty headband, slathers lube from his gym bag all over, and pile-drives his ass courtside in a twisted BDSM slam dunk, yelling, "Now taste the rainbow, punk!"

Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?

To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic!

Hey, do you like nuts? Try our new product, deez nuts! *slam dunk* It's a bag filled with all of your favorite nuts! We called it deez nuts! *slam dunk* We got cashues peanuts wallnuts!

And it's called deez nuts! *slam dunk* Try out deez nuts *slam dunk* now! It's a bag, filled with your favorite nuts! Deez nuts! *slam dunk*

Why couldn’t the midget ride the bus?

He can’t slam dunk his bus fare!

I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.

Even Steph Curry can't hit threes from behind your hairline.

After 40 years, Kobe finally learned to pass.

Why do basketball players like cookies? Because they can dunk them!

What happens when an emo kid loses a Kahoot? He gets a 25 kill streak.