Basketball jokes
One day, this dad and his son went to a basketball factory, and the son said, "I want to buy some balls." The dad said, "What for?" The son said, "So you can have some balls."
Yo, hairline is as accurate as my jump shot.
What do you call Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
Don't you find it ironic that Kobe Bryant bounced his helicopter off the ground like a basketball?
What do black men in the NBA like about going to the locker room after they are done playing basketball?
Receiving golden showers from other black teammates.
Why was the rapper bad at basketball?
He could only dribble rhymes.
Everyone is a gangster until Helen Keller hits a 3 on you.
I was playing basketball and a guy in a wheelchair asked if he could play.
I looked at him and told him that we are looking for ankle breakers, yours are already broken.
Why can’t fish play basketball?
'Cause they are scared of the net.
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe!!!
Just send me to hell already.
What do you call a fish that doesn't play basketball?
Why was the orphan so bad at basketball? He had no encouragement.
The day I saw people asking Lebron James whether he liked to play basketball, my thoughts be like: wait, so Lebron James is gay cuz he likes to play with them balls.
Peyk 47 said that Kobe Bryant is not a legend, but he is.
Kobe likes his shoes like the way he died.
Air.
Do you like me? Joke... Well come on!
BOOMSHACKALATA!
Why can't orphans play basketball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Mfs be saying Kobe is good at basketball cause he is 6 feet, ye 6 feet underground.
Why are retards good at basketball?
'Cause they dribble all the time!
What was the score of the basketball game in Africa?
Eight-nothing.