Basketball jokes
When Kobe's pilot hit the mountain, he said, "Kobe."
My friend that used to be married was making jokes about me being short. Then I told him, "Your marriage was so short it made me look like Shaquille O'Neal."
Curry hits 3s, and Kobe hit 3 trees.
Why did the basketball player not get on the bus?
Because he couldn’t be caught travelling! 😂
What did the parent say to M.J.?
"Get off my kid!"
Your forehead so big, I think that's what Kobe crashed into.
What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter?
They both have torn rotators.
Your mom is so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
What was the score to the African basketball game? It was 8-0.
Why do Indians like basketball?
Because Steph Curry plays it.
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?
To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic!
A skinny black person named "Treyvon Robinson" joins a pickup basketball game at the local court, trash-talking about his "superior athletic genes" while munching on a stolen bag of Skittles. The ref blows the whistle for a foul, and he argues, "That ain't fair, I'm just naturally dominant!"
But the team's coach, a burly black dude who's been eyeing him all game, grabs him by the jersey, blindfolds him with a sweaty headband, slathers lube from his gym bag all over, and pile-drives his ass courtside in a twisted BDSM slam dunk, yelling, "Now taste the rainbow, punk!"
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA.
I'm dead serious about Kobe: Kobe in heaven...
Saying a Kobe joke after he died tends to ignite a fire in the people you say it to.
Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player?
A. Osama Bin Ballin'.
Why does the basketball never get a date?
Because they dribble.
Why are there so many black men in the NBA that only want to play basketball on a all black basketball team? because they prefer to suck a long and thick big black dick
Wanna know why Kobe can't shoot?
Because he's dead.
If you take a shot, a paper wad, in the trashcan, and call "Kobe!" but miss, it's still a Kobe.