Basketball jokes
2020 was the first time Kobe had passed in years.
If Shaquille O’Neal had a boat, he would’ve named it Freethrow, because he will never sink it.
This boy in my high school choir class had a decently big forehead, so I leaned in and said, "You know, if you painted an H on your forehead, maybe Kobe would've landed."
I wonder if Kobe Bryant enjoyed his last flight.
I can’t believe it’s been over a year since Kobe decided he’s too good to wait in traffic.
I would say fly high to Kobe, but obviously he didn't...
Kobe ended so many games with threes. Now he ends his life with trees.
What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?
Tragic Johnson.
Why can’t fish play basketball?
'Cause they are scared of the net.
What do black men in the NBA like about going to the locker room after they are done playing basketball?
Receiving golden showers from other black teammates.
What helped the Lakers win the Finals? Kobe's passing!
What bee doesn’t fly properly?
Kobe.
"Kobe is known for fade aways too bad he faded away."
What do you say when going for a dunk in basketball?
"Kobe crash!"
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe.
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
Why is it annoying to eat by basketball players? Because they dribble all the time!
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because no one is there for them to pass [the ball].
Basketballs are bigger than end.
What is Michael Jordan's favorite coffee place? Dunkin' Donuts.