Basketball jokes

Kobe is a legend and is nothing to joke about. Wait till you crash and burn!

What is the Mexican's favorite sport?

Cross country, wall climbing, and their favorite activity in the summer is lawn mowing.

2k14 was so realistic when I switched to Kobe, the pass button stopped working.

Kobe was a bloody legend. Now he's just bloody.

Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.

Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(

It’s too bad G won’t be able to follow in Kobe’s footsteps and rape a hotel employee but not serve one minute in jail.

Your mum is so fat, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

What jumps higher than a basketball player?

An emo kid, they never touch the ground.

It’s ok to yell “Kobe” after missing a shot, he didn’t make it either.

Don't you find it ironic that Kobe Bryant bounced his helicopter off the ground like a basketball?

Your forehead is so large, if I drew an H on it, maybe Kobe could've landed.

So Steph Curry and Lebron James went on a vacation, and Steph Curry said, "Try not to travel!"

People said that Kobe could fly so high, but that did not end well.

You're so goddamn stupid, you thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

What do you call a guy in a wheelchair playing soccer?

Rocket League!

(Ali A Intro)

I like men.

Wanna smash?

Suck my balls.

I'm in class as I'm posting this ass joke.

This joke sucks terribly.

Honestly just like and leave.

Add me on discord.

IceyTrae#2230

Lebron>MJ

I left a ticket to a WNBA game on the dashboard when I went to go get the groceries.

A burglar broke in and left another one on the dashboard.

What do my mom and a basketball have in common?

My mom's tits and ass are bouncy, just like a basketball.

I think Kobe misunderstood the 6-ft rule.

Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the studio?

Because they wanted to drop some hoops.

LGBTQ = LeBron giving back to qommunities (communities).