Basketball jokes
What do my mom and a basketball have in common?
My mom's tits and ass are bouncy, just like a basketball.
Why did the orphans miss most of the basketball games?
They missed the homecoming games.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.
What’s similar between the twin towers and Kobe Bryant?
They both can crash down.
Bet y'all did not know Kobe had blue eyes! One blew east and one blew west.
What do you call a fish that doesn't play basketball?
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because no one is there for them to pass [the ball].
When Kobe's pilot hit the mountain, he said, "Kobe."
Kobe missed a lot of shots, but he sure didn’t miss the mountain.
People said that Kobe could fly so high, but that did not end well.
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe!!!
Just send me to hell already.
The day I saw people asking Lebron James whether he liked to play basketball, my thoughts be like: wait, so Lebron James is gay cuz he likes to play with them balls.
After 40 years, Kobe finally learned to pass.
Ya know, Kobe made a real impact on the earth!
Why can you say "Kobe" even though you missed?
Because he didn't land either.
Why can’t fish play basketball?
'Cause they are scared of the net.
Why are basketball courts slippery?
Because the players dribble on it.
Her: I love Kobe Bryant!
Me: Helicopter Helicopter
Her:.....
Me: At least you don't say save the trees, cus damn Kobe is good.
I want to make a joke about Kobe, but it won't land well.
I would tell a joke about Kobe, but it wouldn’t really land well.