Basketball jokes
Fat Lever.
Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.
Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(
I left a ticket to a WNBA game on the dashboard when I went to go get the groceries.
A burglar broke in and left another one on the dashboard.
You're so goddamn stupid, you thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
I arrived at basketball and I asked little Jimmy if he brought the basketballs, and he said, "Nope, but I got two right here!"
Why can you say "Kobe" even though you missed?
Because he didn't land either.
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't use WhatsApp.
A basketball player walks into a strip club:
"Hi, I heard I could bounce some balls here?"
Kobe never died, he just faded away.
What did Kobe say to the helicopter?
"Don't crash!"
What do you get if you cross Damian Lillard and a watch?
There’s only one answer to who would win, 1996 Bulls or 2017 Warriors...
...Steve Kerr’s team.
Who’s better, Bird or Magic?
Your hairline is so far back it makes me look like Shaq O'Neal.
Why do people play basketball?
Because they want to learn how to suck balls.
What sounds did the Ukraine people make in basketball? Ka-boom!
What’s Kobe’s favorite rapper?
NLE Choppa
What did the parent say to M.J.?
"Get off my kid!"
Kobe is a legend and is nothing to joke about. Wait till you crash and burn!
What do you call a very long bowl?
Manute Bowl.