Basketball jokes
Why can you say "Kobe" even though you missed?
Because he didn't land either.
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't use WhatsApp.
A basketball player walks into a strip club:
"Hi, I heard I could bounce some balls here?"
Fat Lever.
Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.
Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(
You can find perfectly cooked Kobe in a Japanese restaurant, but you can only find burnt Kobe in Calabasas.
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the studio?
Because they wanted to drop some hoops.
Your hairline is so far back it makes me look like Shaq O'Neal.
Who’s better, Bird or Magic?
There’s only one answer to who would win, 1996 Bulls or 2017 Warriors...
...Steve Kerr’s team.
What’s Kobe’s favorite rapper?
NLE Choppa
What sounds did the Ukraine people make in basketball? Ka-boom!
Your forehead so big, I think that's what Kobe crashed into.
What do you get if you cross Damian Lillard and a watch?
What did Kobe say to the helicopter?
"Don't crash!"
Why do people play basketball?
Because they want to learn how to suck balls.
Kobe is a legend and is nothing to joke about. Wait till you crash and burn!
What do you call a very long bowl?
Manute Bowl.
What did the parent say to M.J.?
"Get off my kid!"