Basketball jokes
A basketball player walks into a strip club:
"Hi, I heard I could bounce some balls here?"
I arrived at basketball and I asked little Jimmy if he brought the basketballs, and he said, "Nope, but I got two right here!"
You're so goddamn stupid, you thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Why can you say "Kobe" even though you missed?
Because he didn't land either.
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't use WhatsApp.
Memes
they didnt understand me
Fat Lever.
What did the parent say to M.J.?
"Get off my kid!"
Why do people play basketball?
Because they want to learn how to suck balls.
Kobe is a legend and is nothing to joke about. Wait till you crash and burn!
What do you call a very long bowl?
Manute Bowl.
Your hairline is so far back it makes me look like Shaq O'Neal.
What sounds did the Ukraine people make in basketball? Ka-boom!
Who’s better, Bird or Magic?
There’s only one answer to who would win, 1996 Bulls or 2017 Warriors...
...Steve Kerr’s team.
What’s Kobe’s favorite rapper?
NLE Choppa
Your forehead so big, I think that's what Kobe crashed into.
What is the worst player in basketball? LeBron James.
What do you get if you cross Damian Lillard and a watch?
What did Kobe say to the helicopter?
"Don't crash!"
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair playing soccer?
Rocket League!
(Ali A Intro)
I like men.
Wanna smash?
Suck my balls.
I'm in class as I'm posting this ass joke.
This joke sucks terribly.
Honestly just like and leave.
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