Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't use WhatsApp.
Basketball Jokes
A basketball player walks into a strip club:
"Hi, I heard I could bounce some balls here?"
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the studio?
Because they wanted to drop some hoops.
You can find perfectly cooked Kobe in a Japanese restaurant, but you can only find burnt Kobe in Calabasas.
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
Fat Lever.
Kobe is a legend and is nothing to joke about. Wait till you crash and burn!
What do you call a very long bowl?
Manute Bowl.
Why do people play basketball?
Because they want to learn how to suck balls.
What’s Kobe’s favorite rapper?
NLE Choppa
What is the worst player in basketball? LeBron James.
Your forehead so big, I think that's what Kobe crashed into.
Your hairline is so far back it makes me look like Shaq O'Neal.
There’s only one answer to who would win, 1996 Bulls or 2017 Warriors...
...Steve Kerr’s team.
What sounds did the Ukraine people make in basketball? Ka-boom!
Who’s better, Bird or Magic?
What did the parent say to M.J.?
"Get off my kid!"
What do you get if you cross Damian Lillard and a watch?
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair playing soccer?
Rocket League!
(Ali A Intro)
I like men.
Wanna smash?
Suck my balls.
I'm in class as I'm posting this ass joke.
This joke sucks terribly.
Honestly just like and leave.
Add me on discord.
IceyTrae#2230
Lebron>MJ
What jumps higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
