Why can you say "Kobe" even though you missed?
Because he didn't land either.
You're so goddamn stupid, you thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the studio?
Because they wanted to drop some hoops.
What do you get if you cross Damian Lillard and a watch?
There’s only one answer to who would win, 1996 Bulls or 2017 Warriors...
...Steve Kerr’s team.
What do you call a very long bowl?
Manute Bowl.
Kobe is a legend and is nothing to joke about. Wait till you crash and burn!
Your forehead so big, I think that's what Kobe crashed into.
What is the worst player in basketball? LeBron James.
Why do people play basketball?
Because they want to learn how to suck balls.
What sounds did the Ukraine people make in basketball? Ka-boom!
Who’s better, Bird or Magic?
What did the parent say to M.J.?
"Get off my kid!"
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair playing soccer?
Rocket League!
(Ali A Intro)
I like men.
Wanna smash?
Suck my balls.
I'm in class as I'm posting this ass joke.
This joke sucks terribly.
Honestly just like and leave.
Add me on discord.
IceyTrae#2230
Lebron>MJ
What jumps higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
One day, this dad and his son went to a basketball factory, and the son said, "I want to buy some balls." The dad said, "What for?" The son said, "So you can have some balls."
Yo, hairline is as accurate as my jump shot.
What do you call Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
What do black men in the NBA like about going to the locker room after they are done playing basketball?
Receiving golden showers from other black teammates.
Don't you find it ironic that Kobe Bryant bounced his helicopter off the ground like a basketball?
