Basketball

Basketball jokes

Ball

A basketball player walks into a strip club:

"Hi, I heard I could bounce some balls here?"

Rapper

Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the studio?

Because they wanted to drop some hoops.

Kobe Bryant

You can find perfectly cooked Kobe in a Japanese restaurant, but you can only find burnt Kobe in Calabasas.

Sexist

What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?

There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.

Memes

Kobe

Kobe is a legend and is nothing to joke about. Wait till you crash and burn!

People

Why do people play basketball?

Because they want to learn how to suck balls.

Answer

There’s only one answer to who would win, 1996 Bulls or 2017 Warriors...

...Steve Kerr’s team.

Guy

What do you call a guy in a wheelchair playing soccer?

Rocket League!

(Ali A Intro)

I like men.

Wanna smash?

Suck my balls.

I'm in class as I'm posting this ass joke.

This joke sucks terribly.

Honestly just like and leave.

Add me on discord.

IceyTrae#2230

Lebron>MJ

Kid

What jumps higher than a basketball player?

An emo kid, they never touch the ground.