Basketball jokes
Kobe was on fire before his death. He was on fire after too.
A basketball player walks into a strip club:
"Hi, I heard I could bounce some balls here?"
Why was Kobe a good father?
He took his daughter with him.
Yo, hairline is as accurate as my jump shot.
Everyone is a gangster until Helen Keller hits a 3 on you.
How do you stop a gang of black men from raping a white girl?
Throw them a basketball.
What sounds did the Ukraine people make in basketball? Ka-boom!
Kobe never missed a shot, but he missed the helipad.
I'm going to hell!
Kobe never died, he just faded away.
When I went to the basketball pitch, I saw a man dribbling his own balls.
What do you call an older white man surrounded by young black men in the 1800s?
Master.
What do you call an older white man surrounded by young black men in the 2000s?
Coach.
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."
Why was the rapper bad at basketball?
He could only dribble rhymes.
You know what the difference between Kobe Bryant and Russell Westbrook is?
He wears 0 and Kobe has 0 lives left.
Do you like me? Joke... Well come on!
BOOMSHACKALATA!
I arrived at basketball and I asked little Jimmy if he brought the basketballs, and he said, "Nope, but I got two right here!"
Wilt Chamberlain may have spread his seed among many women, but Kobe spread his brain matter all over California.
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't use WhatsApp.
People said that we needed to follow in Kobe's footsteps, but there are none.
Your hairline is so far back it makes me look like Shaq O'Neal.