Basketball jokes
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't use WhatsApp.
A basketball player walks into a strip club:
"Hi, I heard I could bounce some balls here?"
Fat Lever.
Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.
Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the studio?
Because they wanted to drop some hoops.
Memes
You can find perfectly cooked Kobe in a Japanese restaurant, but you can only find burnt Kobe in Calabasas.
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
What sounds did the Ukraine people make in basketball? Ka-boom!
Your forehead so big, I think that's what Kobe crashed into.
Why do people play basketball?
Because they want to learn how to suck balls.
Kobe is a legend and is nothing to joke about. Wait till you crash and burn!
What do you call a very long bowl?
Manute Bowl.
Your hairline is so far back it makes me look like Shaq O'Neal.
There’s only one answer to who would win, 1996 Bulls or 2017 Warriors...
...Steve Kerr’s team.
What’s Kobe’s favorite rapper?
NLE Choppa
Who’s better, Bird or Magic?
What do you get if you cross Damian Lillard and a watch?
What did the parent say to M.J.?
"Get off my kid!"
What did Kobe say to the helicopter?
"Don't crash!"
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair playing soccer?
Rocket League!
(Ali A Intro)
I like men.
Wanna smash?
Suck my balls.
I'm in class as I'm posting this ass joke.
This joke sucks terribly.
Honestly just like and leave.
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