What was the score to the African basketball game? It was 8-0.
What type of bee can't fly...
Answer: Kobeee!
Saying a Kobe joke after he died tends to ignite a fire in the people you say it to.
Basketballs are bigger than end.
What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan?
One has a home to run to.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because no one is there for them to pass [the ball].
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Imagine. Kobe could not.
Your mum is so fat, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Kobe was a bloody legend. Now he's just bloody.
I'm dead serious about Kobe: Kobe in heaven...
I wonder if Kobe Bryant enjoyed his last flight.
Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.
Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(
What is the Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country, wall climbing, and their favorite activity in the summer is lawn mowing.
I’d make a Kobe joke, it just wouldn’t land right.
My sister and a basketball got certain things in common.
My sister's tits and ass are bouncy like a basketball.
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?
To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic!
I think Kobe misunderstood the 6-ft rule.
Call me Kobe Bryant, cause I'm gonna helicopter out of this one.
Curry hits 3s, and Kobe hit 3 trees.
