Basketball jokes
Kobe was a bloody legend. Now he's just bloody.
I'm dead serious about Kobe: Kobe in heaven...
Saying a Kobe joke after he died tends to ignite a fire in the people you say it to.
Why are basketball courts slippery?
Because the players dribble on it.
What type of bee can't fly...
Answer: Kobeee!
Memes
Wilt Chamberlain may have spread his seed among many women, but Kobe spread his brain matter all over California.
What was the score to the African basketball game? It was 8-0.
"Kobe is known for fade aways too bad he faded away."
What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan?
One has a home to run to.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because no one is there for them to pass [the ball].
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Basketballs are bigger than end.
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
I’d make a Kobe joke, it just wouldn’t land right.
What is the Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country, wall climbing, and their favorite activity in the summer is lawn mowing.
My sister and a basketball got certain things in common.
My sister's tits and ass are bouncy like a basketball.
I wonder if Kobe Bryant enjoyed his last flight.
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?
To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic!
Call me Kobe Bryant, cause I'm gonna helicopter out of this one.
Curry hits 3s, and Kobe hit 3 trees.