Basketball jokes
When your friends [are] talking about sports:
Jake says, "It was 17.56M people watching [the] basketball championship."🦁
Sam says, "It was 113M people watching the Super Bowl." 😯🐱
Avion says, "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching [the] World Cup." 😶🙀
So Kobe Bryant walked into a bar, just kidding, he's dead and his fame went spiraling out of control.
Fat Lever.
What's Kobe's favorite song? "It's Going Down" for real.
What do you call two Mexicans playing 1v1 basketball?
One on one! Just think about it. It makes sense.
I was playing basketball and a guy in a wheelchair asked if he could play.
I looked at him and told him that we are looking for ankle breakers, yours are already broken.
Give Kobe a plane ticket, he'll fly for the trip, but give Kobe a helicopter and he'll fly for the rest of his life.
I'M GOING TO HELL FOR THIS!!!
Who’s better, Bird or Magic?
People said that Kobe could fly so high, but that did not end well.
It hasn't been the same since Kobe died. I can't say "Kobe" anymore when going to shoot a shot. Now I have to say, "Kobe crash!"
What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
A milkshake!
Why don't fish play basketball?
Because they're scared of the net!
Why can't you play the guitar on a fish?
Because you can't tuna fish!
What do you call an American bee?
A USB!
What fruit likes to go down the slide?
Kiwiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
That's all my jokes in mind, y'all!
It’s ok to yell “Kobe” after missing a shot, he didn’t make it either.
I saw a helicopter on January 26, 2020. Then Kobe was on the news.
This is for all of the men.
What do you call a penis that disappears? A Magic Johnson.
What do my mom and a basketball have in common?
My mom's tits and ass are bouncy, just like a basketball.
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the studio?
Because they wanted to drop some hoops.
I’d make a Kobe joke, it just wouldn’t land right.
Peyk 47 said that Kobe Bryant is not a legend, but he is.
When Kobe's pilot hit the mountain, he said, "Kobe."
I can’t believe it’s been over a year since Kobe decided he’s too good to wait in traffic.