Basketball jokes
What is the Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country, wall climbing, and their favorite activity in the summer is lawn mowing.
My sister and a basketball got certain things in common.
My sister's tits and ass are bouncy like a basketball.
I’d make a Kobe joke, it just wouldn’t land right.
I wonder if Kobe Bryant enjoyed his last flight.
"Kobe is known for fade aways too bad he faded away."
What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan?
One has a home to run to.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because no one is there for them to pass [the ball].
Wilt Chamberlain may have spread his seed among many women, but Kobe spread his brain matter all over California.
Why are basketball courts slippery?
Because the players dribble on it.
What was the score to the African basketball game? It was 8-0.
What type of bee can't fly...
Answer: Kobeee!
Basketballs are bigger than end.
Saying a Kobe joke after he died tends to ignite a fire in the people you say it to.
Imagine. Kobe could not.
I'm dead serious about Kobe: Kobe in heaven...
Your mum is so fat, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Kobe was a bloody legend. Now he's just bloody.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Call me Kobe Bryant, cause I'm gonna helicopter out of this one.
Curry hits 3s, and Kobe hit 3 trees.