Basketball jokes

What was the score to the African basketball game? It was 8-0.

What type of bee can't fly...

Answer: Kobeee!

Saying a Kobe joke after he died tends to ignite a fire in the people you say it to.

Basketballs are bigger than end.

What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan?

One has a home to run to.

Why are orphans bad at basketball?

Because no one is there for them to pass [the ball].

Why are orphans bad at basketball?

Because they don't know where home is.

Imagine. Kobe could not.

Your mum is so fat, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

Kobe was a bloody legend. Now he's just bloody.

I'm dead serious about Kobe: Kobe in heaven...

I wonder if Kobe Bryant enjoyed his last flight.

Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.

Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(

What is the Mexican's favorite sport?

Cross country, wall climbing, and their favorite activity in the summer is lawn mowing.

I’d make a Kobe joke, it just wouldn’t land right.

My sister and a basketball got certain things in common.

My sister's tits and ass are bouncy like a basketball.

Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?

To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic!

I think Kobe misunderstood the 6-ft rule.

Call me Kobe Bryant, cause I'm gonna helicopter out of this one.

Curry hits 3s, and Kobe hit 3 trees.