Basketball jokes
It’s ok to yell “Kobe” after missing a shot, he didn’t make it either.
What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan?
One has a home to run to.
Kobe likes his shoes like the way he died.
Air.
Ya know, Kobe made a real impact on the earth!
What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?
The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.
Wow, that was explosive!
Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!
I want to make a joke about Kobe, but it won't land well.
Why was the orphan so bad at basketball? He had no encouragement.
Where do you find white people on a bench?
- The NBA.
You could say Kobe's career went up in smoke.
Mfs be saying Kobe is good at basketball cause he is 6 feet, ye 6 feet underground.
Imagine. Kobe could not.
I usually tell jokes about Kobe, but they usually crash and burn.
People told Kobe to fly high. Look what happened.
Your forehead is so large, if I drew an H on it, maybe Kobe could've landed.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite type of basketball?
Dribble.
Don't be sad if you miss a shot when you yell "Kobe." He didn't make it either.
Peyk 47 said that Kobe Bryant is not a legend, but he is.
What type of bee can't fly...
Answer: Kobeee!
NWA: Straight Outta Compton.
Kobe Bryant: Straight Outta the Helicopter.
I was gonna tell you a Kobe Bryant joke.
But it would just crash and burn.