Basketball jokes
Your mum is so fat, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Imagine. Kobe could not.
I'm dead serious about Kobe: Kobe in heaven...
What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan?
One has a home to run to.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because no one is there for them to pass [the ball].
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because they don't know where home is.
"Kobe is known for fade aways too bad he faded away."
Wilt Chamberlain may have spread his seed among many women, but Kobe spread his brain matter all over California.
Saying a Kobe joke after he died tends to ignite a fire in the people you say it to.
What type of bee can't fly...
Answer: Kobeee!
What was the score to the African basketball game? It was 8-0.
Basketballs are bigger than end.
I think Kobe misunderstood the 6-ft rule.
What is the Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country, wall climbing, and their favorite activity in the summer is lawn mowing.
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
I’d make a Kobe joke, it just wouldn’t land right.
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?
To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic!
I wonder if Kobe Bryant enjoyed his last flight.
My sister and a basketball got certain things in common.
My sister's tits and ass are bouncy like a basketball.
Call me Kobe Bryant, cause I'm gonna helicopter out of this one.