Basketball jokes
I think Kobe misunderstood the 6-ft rule.
I’d make a Kobe joke, it just wouldn’t land right.
What is the Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country, wall climbing, and their favorite activity in the summer is lawn mowing.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because no one is there for them to pass [the ball].
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan?
One has a home to run to.
"Kobe is known for fade aways too bad he faded away."
My sister and a basketball got certain things in common.
My sister's tits and ass are bouncy like a basketball.
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
Imagine. Kobe could not.
I'm dead serious about Kobe: Kobe in heaven...
Your mum is so fat, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Kobe was a bloody legend. Now he's just bloody.
What type of bee can't fly...
Answer: Kobeee!
Saying a Kobe joke after he died tends to ignite a fire in the people you say it to.
Why are basketball courts slippery?
Because the players dribble on it.
Wilt Chamberlain may have spread his seed among many women, but Kobe spread his brain matter all over California.
What was the score to the African basketball game? It was 8-0.
Basketballs are bigger than end.
Call me Kobe Bryant, cause I'm gonna helicopter out of this one.