What type of bee can't fly...
Answer: Kobeee!
Saying a Kobe joke after he died tends to ignite a fire in the people you say it to.
Why are basketball courts slippery?
Because the players dribble on it.
Basketballs are bigger than end.
Your mum is so fat, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Kobe was a bloody legend. Now he's just bloody.
Imagine. Kobe could not.
"Kobe is known for fade aways too bad he faded away."
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.
Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(
I think Kobe misunderstood the 6-ft rule.
My sister and a basketball got certain things in common.
My sister's tits and ass are bouncy like a basketball.
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?
To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic!
I wonder if Kobe Bryant enjoyed his last flight.
Call me Kobe Bryant, cause I'm gonna helicopter out of this one.
Curry hits 3s, and Kobe hit 3 trees.
Man's hairline is back-court violation!
When your friends [are] talking about sports:
Jake says, "It was 17.56M people watching [the] basketball championship."🦁
Sam says, "It was 113M people watching the Super Bowl." 😯🐱
Avion says, "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching [the] World Cup." 😶🙀
I would tell a joke about Kobe, but it wouldn’t really land well.
Her: I love Kobe Bryant!
Me: Helicopter Helicopter
Her:.....
Me: At least you don't say save the trees, cus damn Kobe is good.
