Basketball jokes
I wonder if Kobe Bryant enjoyed his last flight.
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?
To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic!
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
"Kobe is known for fade aways too bad he faded away."
What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan?
One has a home to run to.
Memes
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because no one is there for them to pass [the ball].
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because they don't know where home is.
I'm dead serious about Kobe: Kobe in heaven...
Your mum is so fat, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Imagine. Kobe could not.
Kobe was a bloody legend. Now he's just bloody.
Why are basketball courts slippery?
Because the players dribble on it.
Wilt Chamberlain may have spread his seed among many women, but Kobe spread his brain matter all over California.
What was the score to the African basketball game? It was 8-0.
What type of bee can't fly...
Answer: Kobeee!
Saying a Kobe joke after he died tends to ignite a fire in the people you say it to.
Basketballs are bigger than end.
I think Kobe misunderstood the 6-ft rule.
Call me Kobe Bryant, cause I'm gonna helicopter out of this one.
Curry hits 3s, and Kobe hit 3 trees.