Basketball jokes

"Kobe is known for fade aways too bad he faded away."

Why are orphans bad at basketball?

Because no one is there for them to pass [the ball].

Why are orphans bad at basketball?

Because they don't know where home is.

What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan?

One has a home to run to.

Basketballs are bigger than end.

Saying a Kobe joke after he died tends to ignite a fire in the people you say it to.

What type of bee can't fly...

Answer: Kobeee!

Why are basketball courts slippery?

Because the players dribble on it.

Wilt Chamberlain may have spread his seed among many women, but Kobe spread his brain matter all over California.

What was the score to the African basketball game? It was 8-0.

What is the Mexican's favorite sport?

Cross country, wall climbing, and their favorite activity in the summer is lawn mowing.

Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.

Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(

My sister and a basketball got certain things in common.

My sister's tits and ass are bouncy like a basketball.

What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?

Blue Jay Simpson!

I’d make a Kobe joke, it just wouldn’t land right.

I think Kobe misunderstood the 6-ft rule.

I wonder if Kobe Bryant enjoyed his last flight.

Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?

To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic!

Call me Kobe Bryant, cause I'm gonna helicopter out of this one.

Curry hits 3s, and Kobe hit 3 trees.