Basketball jokes
If Shaq had a boat, he would name it "Freethrow," because he would never sink it.
Man's hairline is back-court violation!
Why do basketball players hate gravity?
Because it's always bringing them down.
I usually tell jokes about Kobe, but they usually crash and burn.
Why was Jesus not good at Basketball?
Because he died in the Cross 😈
Kobe ended so many games with threes. Now he ends his life with trees.
Kobe was on fire before his death. He was on fire after too.
Everyone is a gangster until Helen Keller hits a 3 on you.
What’s Mexico’s favorite sport?
Cross country.
It's okay if you miss while saying "Kobe" because he didn't make it either.
What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?
The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.
Wow, that was explosive!
Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!
NWA: Straight Outta Compton.
Kobe Bryant: Straight Outta the Helicopter.
Why are retards good at basketball?
'Cause they dribble all the time!
Why do people play basketball?
Because they want to learn how to suck balls.
What do you get if you cross Damian Lillard and a watch?
This boy in my high school choir class had a decently big forehead, so I leaned in and said, "You know, if you painted an H on your forehead, maybe Kobe would've landed."
Even Steph Curry can't hit threes from behind your hairline.
What’s Kobe’s favorite rapper?
NLE Choppa
I was gonna tell you a Kobe Bryant joke.
But it would just crash and burn.
2020 was the first time Kobe had passed in years.