Basketball jokes

Why do basketball players like cookies? Because they can dunk them!

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite type of basketball?

Dribble.

Why was Jesus not good at Basketball?

Because he died in the Cross 😈

Yo mama so stupid, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

So Steph Curry and Lebron James went on a vacation, and Steph Curry said, "Try not to travel!"

Where do you find white people on a bench?

- The NBA.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?

Juan on juan.

Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?

Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.