Basketball jokes
When I went to basketball training, there was a giant bag of basketballs on the floor.
My friend was like, "That's a huge sack of balls!"
He didn't realize what was about to happen.
"That's what she said!"
The Columbine High School basketball team hasn't been the same since they lost their two best shooters.
Why are retards good at basketball?
'Cause they dribble all the time!
What did the basketball say to the Frisbee... "No balls."
Why do basketball players like cookies? Because they can dunk them!
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite type of basketball?
Dribble.
Why was Jesus not good at Basketball?
Because he died in the Cross 😈
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
So Steph Curry and Lebron James went on a vacation, and Steph Curry said, "Try not to travel!"
Where do you find white people on a bench?
- The NBA.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on juan.
Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?
Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.