Basketball

Basketball Jokes

Can i make you a basketball cake for dessert? Yeah you sure can but do be having all your balls in it it will taste nasty.

What do you get when you mix Harry Houdini, a basketball and the 17th president?

Magic Johnson.

So Kobe Bryant walked into a bar just kidding he's dead and his fame went spiraling out of control.

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Give Kobe a plane ticket, he'll fly for the trip, but give Kobe a helicopter and he'll fly for the rest of his life.

I'M GOING TO HELL FOR THIS!!!

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I used to be a banker but I lost interest...

Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball.

Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired)