Basketball jokes
I played Kobe Bryant on 2k14, but my console somehow kept crashing.
Her: I love Kobe Bryant!
Me: Helicopter Helicopter
Her:.....
Me: At least you don't say save the trees, cus damn Kobe is good.
What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?
The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.
Wow, that was explosive!
Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!
Even Steph Curry can't hit threes from behind your hairline.
When the quiet kid lost a game of basketball and reaches into his bag,
other people in the gym: "Oh shit this nigga bout to shoot."
I wish that people would stop mailing jokes about Kobe Bryant. Guys, all they do is crash and burn!
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe.
Your forehead is so large, if I drew an H on it, maybe Kobe could've landed.
2k14 was so realistic when I switched to Kobe, the pass button stopped working.
Covid said to stay 6 feet... I didn't think Kobe meant it literally.
What do you say when going for a dunk in basketball?
"Kobe crash!"
It hasn't been the same since Kobe died. I can't say "Kobe" anymore when going to shoot a shot. Now I have to say, "Kobe crash!"
A basketball player walks into a strip club:
"Hi, I heard I could bounce some balls here?"
What do you call a fish that doesn't play basketball?
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe!!!
Just send me to hell already.
Why does the basketball never get a date?
Because they dribble.
My friend that used to be married was making jokes about me being short. Then I told him, "Your marriage was so short it made me look like Shaquille O'Neal."
What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench?
The NBA.
What helped the Lakers win the Finals? Kobe's passing!
Kobe missed a lot of shots, but he sure didn’t miss the mountain.