It hasn't been the same since Kobe died. I can't say "Kobe" anymore when going to shoot a shot. Now I have to say, "Kobe crash!"
A basketball player walks into a strip club:
"Hi, I heard I could bounce some balls here?"
What do you call a fish that don"t play basketball
Why does the basketball never get a date?
Because they dribble.
My friend that used to be married was making jokes about me being short. Then I told him, "Your marriage was so short it made me look like Shaquille O'Neal."
What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? The NBA
What helped the Lakers win the Finals? Kobe's passing!
Kobe missed a lot of shots, but he sure didn’t miss the mountain.
Kobe Bryant jokes just don't really fly well now.
Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause they don't have home games.
What do you call Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
Q: How do basketball players stay cool during a game?
A: They stand near the fans! 🏀🏀😆😆
Mfs be saying Kobe is good at basketball cause he is 6 feet, ye 6 feet underground.
What do you call two Mexicans playing 1v1 basketball???
One on one!! Just think about it. It makes sense
What’s similar between the twin towers and Kobe Bryant?
They both can crash down.
do you i can shot a basketball ? i make i dip like water
i usualyy tell jokes abt kobe but they usully crash and burn
If you take a shot, a paper wad, in the trashcan, and call "Kobe!" but miss, it's still a Kobe.
I would tell a joke about Kobe, but it wouldn’t really land well.
Bet y'all did not know Kobe had blue eyes! One blew east and one blew west.
