I would tell jokes about Kobe, but they would just crash and burn.
I wanted to play as Kobe in my console, but the game crashed.
Can I make you a basketball cake for dessert?
Yeah, you sure can, but don't be having all your balls in it. It will taste nasty.
What’s Kobe Bryant’s favorite rapper? NLE Choppa.
People told Kobe to fly high. Look what happened.
After 40 years, Kobe finally learned to pass.
What do you get when you mix Harry Houdini, a basketball, and the 17th president?
Magic Johnson.
So Kobe Bryant walked into a bar, just kidding, he's dead and his fame went spiraling out of control.
What did the helicopter say?
Helicopter: "Kobe!"
2020 was the first time Kobe had passed in years.
I was wondering why the basketball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
What was the score of the basketball game in Africa?
Eight-nothing.
Why cant orphans play basketball? Because they dont know were home is
What’s Mexico’s favorite sport?
Cross country.
Why are frogs good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
Give Kobe a plane ticket, he'll fly for the trip, but give Kobe a helicopter and he'll fly for the rest of his life.
I'M GOING TO HELL FOR THIS!!!
Everyone is a gangster until Helen Keller hits a 3 on you.
Kobe was on fire before his death. He was on fire after too.
Call me Kobe Bryant, cause I'm gonna helicopter out of this one.
Why shouldn’t you play basketball with a pig?
Because he’s a ball hog.
