I used to be a banker but I lost interest.
Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball.
Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired).
How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? They handed her a basketball and told her to “read this book”.
one day this dad and his son went to a basketball factory and the son said i want to buy some balls and the dad said what for the son said so you can have some balls.
Why is the thief so good at basketball? Because he can shoot, steal, and run.
Did you hear the scores of the African basketball game?
It was Eight-Nothing.
What does Helen Keller say when she touches a basketball?
Duhhuuughhhr.
When I went to basketball training, there was a giant bag of basketballs on the floor
My friend was like "that's a huge sack of balls."
He didn't realise what was about to happen.
"Thats what she said"
the columbine high school basketball team hasnt been the same since they lost there 2 best shooters
Why are Retards good at Basketball? Cause they Dribble all the time!
What did the Basket Ball Say to the Frisbee... "No Balls"
Why do basketball players like cookies? Because they can dunk them!
What is Stephen Hawking favourite type of basketball
Dribble
Why was Jesus not good at Basketball? . . . Because he died in the Cross 😈
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
So Steph Curry and Lebron Jame went on a vacation and Steph Curry said try not to travel
Where do find white people on a bench
- the NBA
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on juan.
Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?
Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.
