Basketball jokes
Why is basketball such a messy sport?
'Cause the players are always dribbling everywhere!
NWA: Straight Outta Compton.
Kobe Bryant: Straight Outta the Helicopter.
It’s too bad G won’t be able to follow in Kobe’s footsteps and rape a hotel employee but not serve one minute in jail.
Why are people so good at basketball? They can run, steal, and shoot!
I can’t believe it’s been over a year since Kobe decided he’s too good to wait in traffic.
What's Kobe's favorite song? "It's Going Down" for real.
I would say fly high to Kobe, but obviously he didn't...
I want to make a joke about Kobe, but it won't land well.
I would tell jokes about Kobe, but they would just crash and burn.
I wanted to play as Kobe in my console, but the game crashed.
Can I make you a basketball cake for dessert?
Yeah, you sure can, but don't be having all your balls in it. It will taste nasty.
What’s Kobe Bryant’s favorite rapper? NLE Choppa.
People told Kobe to fly high. Look what happened.
After 40 years, Kobe finally learned to pass.
What do you get when you mix Harry Houdini, a basketball, and the 17th president?
Magic Johnson.
So Kobe Bryant walked into a bar, just kidding, he's dead and his fame went spiraling out of control.
What did the helicopter say?
Helicopter: "Kobe!"
2020 was the first time Kobe had passed in years.
I was wondering why the basketball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
What was the score of the basketball game in Africa?
Eight-nothing.