Basketball jokes
Kobe missed a lot of shots, but he sure didn’t miss the mountain.
Kobe Bryant jokes just don't really fly well now.
Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause they don't have home games.
What do you call Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
Q: How do basketball players stay cool during a game?
A: They stand near the fans! 🏀🏀😆😆
Mfs be saying Kobe is good at basketball cause he is 6 feet, ye 6 feet underground.
What do you call two Mexicans playing 1v1 basketball?
One on one! Just think about it. It makes sense.
What’s similar between the twin towers and Kobe Bryant?
They both can crash down.
Do you think I can shoot a basketball?
I make it dip like water.
I usually tell jokes about Kobe, but they usually crash and burn.
If you take a shot, a paper wad, in the trashcan, and call "Kobe!" but miss, it's still a Kobe.
I would tell a joke about Kobe, but it wouldn’t really land well.
Bet y'all did not know Kobe had blue eyes! One blew east and one blew west.
Ya know, Kobe made a real impact on the earth!
Why is it annoying to eat by basketball players? Because they dribble all the time!
Why can't an orphan play basketball?
Because no one will be cheering them on.
Kobe ended so many games with threes. Now he ends his life with trees.
Curry hits 3s, and Kobe hit 3 trees.
Why is basketball such a messy sport?
'Cause the players are always dribbling everywhere!
NWA: Straight Outta Compton.
Kobe Bryant: Straight Outta the Helicopter.