What do you call two Mexicans playing 1v1 basketball???
One on one!! Just think about it. It makes sense
What’s similar between the twin towers and Kobe Bryant?
They both can crash down.
Do you think I can shoot a basketball?
I make it dip like water.
I usually tell jokes about Kobe, but they usually crash and burn.
If you take a shot, a paper wad, in the trashcan, and call "Kobe!" but miss, it's still a Kobe.
I would tell a joke about Kobe, but it wouldn’t really land well.
Bet y'all did not know Kobe had blue eyes! One blew east and one blew west.
Ya know, Kobe made a real impact on the earth!
Why is it annoying to eat by basketball players? Because they dribble all the time!
Why can't an orphan play basketball?
Because no one will be cheering them on.
Kobe ended so many games with threes. Now he ends his life with trees.
Curry hits 3s, and Kobe hit 3 trees.
Why is basketball such a messy sport?
'Cause the players are always dribbling everywhere!
NWA: Straight Outta Compton.
Kobe Bryant: Straight Outta the Helicopter.
It’s too bad G won’t be able to follow in Kobe’s footsteps and rape a hotel employee but not serve one minute in jail.
Why are people so good at basketball? They can run, steal, and shoot!
I can’t believe it’s been over a year since Kobe decided he’s too good to wait in traffic.
What's Kobe's favorite song? "It's Going Down" for real.
I would say fly high to Kobe, but obviously he didn't...
I want to make a joke about Kobe, but it won't land well.
