Give Kobe a plane ticket, he'll fly for the trip, but give Kobe a helicopter and he'll fly for the rest of his life.
I'M GOING TO HELL FOR THIS!!!
Basketball Jokes
Everyone is a gangster until Helen Keller hits a 3 on you.
Kobe was on fire before his death. He was on fire after too.
Call me Kobe Bryant, cause I'm gonna helicopter out of this one.
Why shouldn’t you play basketball with a pig?
Because he’s a ball hog.
Why do basketball players hate gravity?
Because it's always bringing them down.
What do you get if you cross Damian Lillard and a watch?
Fat Lever.
I used to be a banker but I lost interest.
Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball.
Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired).
Do you like me? Joke... Well come on!
BOOMSHACKALATA!
How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? They handed her a basketball and told her to “read this book”.
One day, this dad and his son went to a basketball factory, and the son said, "I want to buy some balls." The dad said, "What for?" The son said, "So you can have some balls."
What is Michael Jordan's favorite coffee place? Dunkin' Donuts.
Why is the thief so good at basketball? Because he can shoot, steal, and run.
Did you hear the scores of the African basketball game?
It was Eight-Nothing.
What does Helen Keller say when she touches a basketball?
Duhhuuughhhr.
When I went to basketball training, there was a giant bag of basketballs on the floor.
My friend was like, "That's a huge sack of balls!"
He didn't realize what was about to happen.
"That's what she said!"
The Columbine High School basketball team hasn't been the same since they lost their two best shooters.
Why are retards good at basketball?
'Cause they dribble all the time!
What did the basketball say to the Frisbee... "No balls."
