Ball jokes
Did you hear about that one guy who dipped his balls in paint?
My friend said they were “Pretty nuts!”
Haha, balls hahaha!
My balls.
Do you like Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' my balls on your face.
Why don't we keep the balls rolling?
Memes
Jonny went to Disney and they had sour balls. He asked the cashier for some and he pulled down his pants.
Why are Santa's balls so big?
Because he comes once a year.
Balls maker.
Why don't some people have balls? Because they play soccer with them.
Why don't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma balls.
I always wonder what girls are thinking about. Maybe balls.
My mom loves balls.
But my dad has been gone for the last 4 years.
What did Hermione say when she pantsed someone?
"Wow, Harry!"
I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?
And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.
Kid: I got homework.
Mom: Ok, so?
Kid: I got a F in my balls.
Person 1: Yassin has sex with a piece of sex.
Person 2: Nice, can I have some of your balls?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What is Godzilla’s least favorite ball?
A King Kong ball.
my grandfather cant a woman's taco anymore cause his balls fell off from getting to many tacos