Ball jokes

Biggest balls?

I love you.

Where are the ping pong balls? Check the bathroom stalls.

Roses are red, balls are round, skirts are up, panties are down, belly to belly, skin to skin, when it's stiff, stick it in.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Candis.

Candis who?

Candis nuts fit in your mouth?

This pastor decided to skip church one Sunday morning and go play golf.

He told his assistant that he wasn't feeling well. He drove to a golf course in another city, so nobody would know him.

He teed off on the first hole. A huge gust of wind caught his ball, carried it an extra hundred yards and dropped it right in the hole, for a 450 yard hole in one.

An angel looked at God and said "What'd you do that for?" God smiled and said "Who's he going to tell?"

Can I make you a basketball cake for dessert?

Yeah, you sure can, but don't be having all your balls in it. It will taste nasty.

I have fuck and sex with all the sexy naked ladies and they suck my balls (penis), but you ain't have no girlfriend. Your only friend, they call him ching chong coz of your hairline.

My bad, I kick me bad in if balls, and he got so fucking mad.

Man, I miss Savor, savor these balls in ya mouth!

Kid: I got homework.

Mom: Ok, so?

Kid: I got a F in my balls.

I have a green ball in one hand and one in the other. What am I holding?

Shrek's dick.

Hey, do you know who Dragon248 is? No, who is he? He's dragging these balls off your face.

My mom loves balls.

But my dad has been gone for the last 4 years.

What time is it?

Jonny went to Disney and they had sour balls. He asked the cashier for some and he pulled down his pants.

What does Marcus Rashford say when he comes to the stadium?

I wanna kick some balls!

A pirate walked into a pub with a ship wheel attached to his balls. The bartender says, "What the hell is that?"

The pirate said, "I don't know but it's driving me nuts!"

Hellen Keller went to go grab her bouncy balls.

Man: Ouch!

What separates snowmen from snow-women?

Snow balls.