What is Godzilla’s least favorite ball?
A King Kong ball.
my grandfather cant a woman's taco anymore cause his balls fell off from getting to many tacos
Last night I had sex and she said, "Stop talking about s***, OMG!" and I made her scream so loud she said, "Her balls hurt!"
You can't YEE your last HAW!
But I put my BALLS in ur JAW.
Jada Smith: Grow some balls!
Me: Grow some hair!
You know, it takes a lot of balls to successfully compete in women’s sports as a man.
Did you hear about that one guy who dipped his balls in paint?
My friend said they were “Pretty nuts!”
Why are Santa's balls so big?
Because he comes once a year.
Do you like Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' my balls on your face.
Why don't we keep the balls rolling?
Jonny went to Disney and they had sour balls. He asked the cashier for some and he pulled down his pants.
Balls maker.
Why don't some people have balls? Because they play soccer with them.
Why don't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
My mom loves balls.
But my dad has been gone for the last 4 years.
Why do women rub their eyebrows? They don't got balls to scratch!
I always wonder what girls are thinking about. Maybe balls.
Haha, balls hahaha!
My balls.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
