What did Hermione say when she pantsed someone?
"Wow, Harry!"
I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?
And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.
Kid: I got homework.
Mom: Ok, so?
Kid: I got a F in my balls.
my balls
My bad, I kick me bad in if balls, and he got so fucking mad.
Why don't some people have balls? Because they play soccer with them.
Well, you know what they say, time flies when you're just a ball of anxiety and stress. :D
I got fired from the bowling ball factory for throwing out the ones that had holes in them.
If you got a bowling ball and you stuck it on top of a sack of potatoes, what would you get?
A "retiree."
Magitat?
Jada Smith: Grow some balls!
Me: Grow some hair!
You know, it takes a lot of balls to successfully compete in women’s sports as a man.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma balls.
I always wonder what girls are thinking about. Maybe balls.
Haha, balls hahaha!
My mom loves balls.
But my dad has been gone for the last 4 years.
Do you like Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' my balls on your face.
Jonny went to Disney and they had sour balls. He asked the cashier for some and he pulled down his pants.
Why don't we keep the balls rolling?
