Ball jokes
Why don't we keep the balls rolling?
Jonny went to Disney and they had sour balls. He asked the cashier for some and he pulled down his pants.
Why don't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Balls maker.
Why don't some people have balls? Because they play soccer with them.
Memes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma balls.
I always wonder what girls are thinking about. Maybe balls.
You know, it takes a lot of balls to successfully compete in women’s sports as a man.
I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?
And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.
Kid: I got homework.
Mom: Ok, so?
Kid: I got a F in my balls.
Last night I had sex and she said, "Stop talking about s***, OMG!" and I made her scream so loud she said, "Her balls hurt!"
What is Godzilla’s least favorite ball?
A King Kong ball.
my grandfather cant a woman's taco anymore cause his balls fell off from getting to many tacos
You can't YEE your last HAW!
But I put my BALLS in ur JAW.
Jada Smith: Grow some balls!
Me: Grow some hair!
Why do people play basketball?
Because they want to learn how to suck balls.
Well, you know what they say, time flies when you're just a ball of anxiety and stress. :D
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ahoy Mateys.
Ahoy Mateys who?
Ahoy mateys, balls fit in your mouth? LOLOLOLOLOLOL
I got fired from the bowling ball factory for throwing out the ones that had holes in them.
Me: It's so sad Ironman died of ligma. You: What the heck is an Ironman? Me: Ligma balls. "snap" ^kaboom^