Ball jokes
Do you like Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' my balls on your face.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma balls.
I always wonder what girls are thinking about. Maybe balls.
Why don't some people have balls? Because they play soccer with them.
Why don't we keep the balls rolling?
Jonny went to Disney and they had sour balls. He asked the cashier for some and he pulled down his pants.
Why don't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Did you hear about that one guy who dipped his balls in paint?
My friend said they were “Pretty nuts!”
Why do women rub their eyebrows? They don't got balls to scratch!
Me: It's so sad Ironman died of ligma. You: What the heck is an Ironman? Me: Ligma balls. "snap" ^kaboom^
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ahoy Mateys.
Ahoy Mateys who?
Ahoy mateys, balls fit in your mouth? LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Why are Santa's balls so big?
Because he comes once a year.
What is Godzilla’s least favorite ball?
A King Kong ball.
my grandfather cant a woman's taco anymore cause his balls fell off from getting to many tacos
Last night I had sex and she said, "Stop talking about s***, OMG!" and I made her scream so loud she said, "Her balls hurt!"
Jada Smith: Grow some balls!
Me: Grow some hair!
You can't YEE your last HAW!
But I put my BALLS in ur JAW.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
You know, it takes a lot of balls to successfully compete in women’s sports as a man.