Ball jokes
Did you hear about that one guy who dipped his balls in paint?
My friend said they were “Pretty nuts!”
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ahoy Mateys.
Ahoy Mateys who?
Ahoy mateys, balls fit in your mouth? LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Why do people play basketball?
Because they want to learn how to suck balls.
I got fired from the bowling ball factory for throwing out the ones that had holes in them.
Why are Santa's balls so big?
Because he comes once a year.
Why do women rub their eyebrows? They don't got balls to scratch!
Why don't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Magitat?
If you got a bowling ball and you stuck it on top of a sack of potatoes, what would you get?
A "retiree."
Well, you know what they say, time flies when you're just a ball of anxiety and stress. :D
Do you like In-N-Out?
Yes, why? In and out of your mouth.
Haha, balls hahaha!
My balls.
Balls maker.
Why don't some people have balls? Because they play soccer with them.
Why don't we keep the balls rolling?
Jonny went to Disney and they had sour balls. He asked the cashier for some and he pulled down his pants.
My mom loves balls.
But my dad has been gone for the last 4 years.
Do you like Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' my balls on your face.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma balls.