Ball jokes
Me: It's so sad Ironman died of ligma. You: What the heck is an Ironman? Me: Ligma balls. "snap" ^kaboom^
Did you hear about that one guy who dipped his balls in paint?
My friend said they were “Pretty nuts!”
Do you like In-N-Out?
Yes, why? In and out of your mouth.
Magitat?
My mom loves balls.
But my dad has been gone for the last 4 years.
Why don't some people have balls? Because they play soccer with them.
Do you like Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' my balls on your face.
Why don't we keep the balls rolling?
Jonny went to Disney and they had sour balls. He asked the cashier for some and he pulled down his pants.
Balls maker.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Kid: I got homework.
Mom: Ok, so?
Kid: I got a F in my balls.
What is Godzilla’s least favorite ball?
A King Kong ball.
my grandfather cant a woman's taco anymore cause his balls fell off from getting to many tacos
Last night I had sex and she said, "Stop talking about s***, OMG!" and I made her scream so loud she said, "Her balls hurt!"
I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?
And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.
Jada Smith: Grow some balls!
Me: Grow some hair!
You can't YEE your last HAW!
But I put my BALLS in ur JAW.
You know, it takes a lot of balls to successfully compete in women’s sports as a man.
What did Hermione say when she pantsed someone?
"Wow, Harry!"