Ball jokes
While an unsuspecting father's at the office making money, this 18 year old son will spend his day in mother's cunny.
We're at the breakfast table, father eats and takes his calls, he doesn't know my mother's toes are kneading at my balls.
Yo momma's so gay, you sucked her balls.
I went to a park, then I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then screamed "Rocket League!"
What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?
A bowling ball doesn't cry when you put your fingers in it.
My grandpa died to ligma :(
LIGMA BALLS!
Do you like Mirah?
Mirah-t nuts.
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
You don't have any balls.
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
My bad, I kick me bad in if balls, and he got so fucking mad.
I was at a football match, and the ball was getting closer. Then it hit me. *face palm*
Saying balls go into pussy.
What do you call the closest plant to the sun? The hot ball.
Kid: I need help!
Mom: Help your balls.
Person 1: Yassin has sex with a piece of sex.
Person 2: Nice, can I have some of your balls?
What time is it?
I put the Christmas balls in my sack.
Pacman 200 balls
Santa gives a boy a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. This upsets the boy. Why?
Answer: He has no legs. The boy has no legs.
Roses are red, balls are round, skirts are up, panties are down, belly to belly, skin to skin, when it's stiff, stick it in.