You know stairs right the dark my there is something I know that if you fall down the stairs your balls will be crushed
You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap no feet 9 arms 17 stomachs you stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat NBA youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek
Why don’t pakis play football? Because they only hold onto balls attached to prepubescent boys cocks
Confucius say, man who has mosquito on balls truly understands nonviolence.
Lady: Can I lick your balls? Me: Ummmmm, Ok? Lady: grabs ball sack and licks my balls Me: I gonna have to clean these now Lady: Let me do that Me: No thank you! I have to use these baseballs for practice!
Do u know why boys can't ask girls out bc they don't have any ball to ask girls out!!
never search up monkey with blue balls
bowling is like child support .balls
jiggle balls jiggle balls jiggle all the way dr squatch will heal the itch and know it goes away hey
Billy got a bike and a soccer ball for his birthday from his uncle, but he was very upset. Why? Because he has no legs.
I accidentally suck my own‘s ball sack
Did you hear the news? Michael jackson died, because he choked on 7 year old nuts and balls
What's Michael Jackson's favorite toy? Wet 6 year old balls
You so tall you can go see God but your so tall your balls got small
What do My Balls and EMOs have in different ? ...Nothing they both hang themselves...
Fuck me right in the balls u dirty cow
How do you know if a snowman is a gril or a boy?
A:snow balls
balls in jack, jack has balls in his mouth.
What separates snowmen from snow-women? Snow Balls
Biggest balls
