Ball jokes
Magitat?
Well, you know what they say, time flies when you're just a ball of anxiety and stress. :D
Why do people play basketball?
Because they want to learn how to suck balls.
I got fired from the bowling ball factory for throwing out the ones that had holes in them.
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
Memes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ahoy Mateys.
Ahoy Mateys who?
Ahoy mateys, balls fit in your mouth? LOLOLOLOLOLOL
If you got a bowling ball and you stuck it on top of a sack of potatoes, what would you get?
A "retiree."
Q: What's green and yellow and eats balls?
A: Gonorrhea.
I had a steering wheel down my pants, and I tell you what, it was driving my balls crazy!
A professional golfer driving his Porsche picked up an Irish girl hitchhiker. He had his golfing gear on the back seat. The Irish girl picked up something and asked, "What are these?"
"Those are tees," he said. "I rest my balls on them when I drive."
"Wow!" said the girl. "What will those car makers think of next!"
The poacher agrees but says that his assistant is ill and will need the man to come with him in his assistant's place. The man agrees, and so the poacher goes out to the jungle with the man.
The poacher brings a pair of handcuffs, a long stick, a shotgun, and a dog. They search through the jungle for about an hour and then spot a male gorilla above in the treetops.
The man asks the poacher what the plan is. The poacher replies, "I'm going to climb the tree and, when I get close enough, I'm going to start poking the gorilla with the stick until it falls out of the tree.
The dog is a specially trained dog. When the gorilla falls out of the tree, the dog will try to bite off the gorilla's balls. When the gorilla moves its hands to protect its balls, you put the handcuffs on it."
This all seems to make sense to the man, but he has one question. "What is the shotgun for?" he asks the poacher. The poacher responds: "If I fall out of the tree before the gorilla, shoot the dog."
The cycle of Pionel Pessi:
- Ghosting👻
- Diving🐬
- Complaining to teammates😡
- Complaining to refs🤬
- Missing sitters🤦♂️
- Gets a lucky open net tapin⚽️
- Proceed to get 🐐 shouts
- Repeat🔁
People with REAL ball knowledge know he’s just an overrated tapin merchant 😭
Why do cows have big [udders]? Because they have big balls.
What do Hiroshima and Nagasaki share in common with balls?
They both drop.
What does Cinderella wear to the beach?
Glass slippers.
What color is Sonic's ball?
Blue because he keeps getting rejected.
The is the no the yes yes the no the.
Balls.
Roses are red,
My nuts are bigger than your small balls, that's why I get all the bitches.
My grandfather loves Hitler. They both had one ball.
I invented a time-traveling machine and traveled back to Pangea. I warned the dinosaurs about the deadly asteroid. They told me, "It wasn't an asteroid... it was Pionel Pessi's penalty ball ricocheted from Mars that made them extinct." Tears ran down my face. Shame on you, Pessi!