Ball jokes

I kick a soccer ball at someone in a wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.

Why did the knights laugh when they run?

The grass tickled their balls. 😅😂🤣

What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because he can't find home.

If you are a banana, why don't you eat a banana?

Oh right, you'd be a cannibal. I mean a banan-i-ball.

What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?

If you throw them, they both will never come back.

I wondered why the pitcher hadn’t pitched the ball yet.

Then it hit me.

Motherhood is like a fairy tale, but in reverse. You start out in a beautiful ball gown and end up in stained rags cleaning up after little people.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eyed deer.

What do u call a deer with no eyes or legs? Still no eyed deer.

What do u call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no balls? Still no f*#$in eyed deer.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Well, pull yourself together, then.

Doctor, doctor! My brother's crazy! He thinks he's a chicken. Is he egging around? Yes, but we need to get the eggs.

Woman: Doctor, doctor! I keep thinking I'm an elephant! Doctor: Run around the room. Then the woman stomps around the room and breaks things.

Doctor, doctor! I fell like a bell! Shall I ring you, then? When can you ring me up?

Doctor, doctor! I have a ball stuck in my throat! Shall I bat it and get a run, then?

Why do people never kick their own balls?

Because they might lose one!

Once I threw the ball at a wheelchair kid. Now we are playing Rocket League! :D

"Balls" got me like: 😂

What happens if you play with Santa’s ball? You get a white Christmas.

Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?

Because every time she sang the line “fire away,” someone started shooting!

You soak balls, get it?

"Why is your head big?"

"'Cause you're a ball."

I was sitting in class when my teacher said, "Have any questions?" the suspended Class clown said, "Who's Joe?" So the teacher said, "Joe who?" So the clown said, "Joe Mama!" So I said, "What in the BALLS?" So I ended up staying in detention with the clown, ah, so cozy!

Why do people play soccer?

Because people need to kick harder to win a parent.

"Fortnite balls, I'm gay. I like boys. I kidnap autistic kids. Lil Mosey is white."