Ball jokes

My BALLS itched when I crashed the plane.

Why did the knights laugh when they run?

The grass tickled their balls. 😅😂🤣

If you are a banana, why don't you eat a banana?

Oh right, you'd be a cannibal. I mean a banan-i-ball.

I wondered why the pitcher hadn’t pitched the ball yet.

Then it hit me.

What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?

If you throw them, they both will never come back.

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because he can't find home.

What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.

Motherhood is like a fairy tale, but in reverse. You start out in a beautiful ball gown and end up in stained rags cleaning up after little people.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eyed deer.

What do u call a deer with no eyes or legs? Still no eyed deer.

What do u call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no balls? Still no f*#$in eyed deer.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Well, pull yourself together, then.

Doctor, doctor! My brother's crazy! He thinks he's a chicken. Is he egging around? Yes, but we need to get the eggs.

Woman: Doctor, doctor! I keep thinking I'm an elephant! Doctor: Run around the room. Then the woman stomps around the room and breaks things.

Doctor, doctor! I fell like a bell! Shall I ring you, then? When can you ring me up?

Doctor, doctor! I have a ball stuck in my throat! Shall I bat it and get a run, then?

"Why is your head big?"

"'Cause you're a ball."

A basketball player walks into a strip club:

"Hi, I heard I could bounce some balls here?"

You soak balls, get it?

Never search up "monkey with blue balls."

Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.

Hey, my sister said you're Mattick, so I decided to swim with her and she threw a ball at me, so I went to my dad and she said, "Why did you tell dad?" She was crying because I’m not getting a car seat.

What do snowmen call snowballs?

Children!

"Fortnite balls, I'm gay. I like boys. I kidnap autistic kids. Lil Mosey is white."

I was sitting in class when my teacher said, "Have any questions?" the suspended Class clown said, "Who's Joe?" So the teacher said, "Joe who?" So the clown said, "Joe Mama!" So I said, "What in the BALLS?" So I ended up staying in detention with the clown, ah, so cozy!

Why do people play soccer?

Because people need to kick harder to win a parent.