Ball jokes
Happy birthday to you, you look like a ball, can’t fit in my jaws, I try to suck it.
What time is it when you can drive home from phone?
Mom: There is so much of the dog's dirty ball marks.
Me: *umm ohh no* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA dirty balls!
Do you know Candice?
"Candice balls" fit in yo mouth.
I was sitting in class when my teacher said, "Have any questions?" the suspended Class clown said, "Who's Joe?" So the teacher said, "Joe who?" So the clown said, "Joe Mama!" So I said, "What in the BALLS?" So I ended up staying in detention with the clown, ah, so cozy!
Have a steamy meme, Enjoy.
Why is basketball such a messy sport?
'Cause the players are always dribbling everywhere!
"Balls in Jack, Jack has balls in his mouth."
Chupapi Muñañyo
"Confucius say, man who has mosquito on balls truly understands nonviolence."
We saved a transvestite in a tight mini skirt from a tree.
I thought I showed a lot of balls.
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Well, pull yourself together, then.
Doctor, doctor! My brother's crazy! He thinks he's a chicken. Is he egging around? Yes, but we need to get the eggs.
Woman: Doctor, doctor! I keep thinking I'm an elephant! Doctor: Run around the room. Then the woman stomps around the room and breaks things.
Doctor, doctor! I fell like a bell! Shall I ring you, then? When can you ring me up?
Doctor, doctor! I have a ball stuck in my throat! Shall I bat it and get a run, then?
Yo mama is so fat, that when I unfollowed her on Instagram, my phone got 1 GB of storage.
"Jiggle balls, jiggle balls, jiggle all the way."
"Dr. Squatch will heal the itch, and know it goes away, hey!"
Why did the two balls cross the road?
To get to the penis!
Sorry, too rude?
Yo momma's so gay, you sucked her balls.
Why do balls be hairy? Cause they stinky!
I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Rocket League!"
When I went to basketball training, there was a giant bag of basketballs on the floor.
My friend was like, "That's a huge sack of balls!"
He didn't realize what was about to happen.
"That's what she said!"
Who is the biggest slut in the world? Ms. Pacman, because you give her 25 cents and she swallows balls until she dies.