Ball jokes

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because he can't find home.

What would a gay man do for free that a heterosexual woman that is a whore won't do for $50.00 for a heterosexual man?

Suck his balls.

My BALLS itched when I crashed the plane.

I kick a soccer ball at someone in a wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.

If you are a banana, why don't you eat a banana?

Oh right, you'd be a cannibal. I mean a banan-i-ball.

I wondered why the pitcher hadn’t pitched the ball yet.

Then it hit me.

What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?

If you throw them, they both will never come back.

Motherhood is like a fairy tale, but in reverse. You start out in a beautiful ball gown and end up in stained rags cleaning up after little people.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eyed deer.

What do u call a deer with no eyes or legs? Still no eyed deer.

What do u call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no balls? Still no f*#$in eyed deer.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Well, pull yourself together, then.

Doctor, doctor! My brother's crazy! He thinks he's a chicken. Is he egging around? Yes, but we need to get the eggs.

Woman: Doctor, doctor! I keep thinking I'm an elephant! Doctor: Run around the room. Then the woman stomps around the room and breaks things.

Doctor, doctor! I fell like a bell! Shall I ring you, then? When can you ring me up?

Doctor, doctor! I have a ball stuck in my throat! Shall I bat it and get a run, then?

What's the difference between yo mama and German men?

The balls... German men don't have them.

Why do people never kick their own balls?

Because they might lose one!

I was sitting in class when my teacher said, "Have any questions?" the suspended Class clown said, "Who's Joe?" So the teacher said, "Joe who?" So the clown said, "Joe Mama!" So I said, "What in the BALLS?" So I ended up staying in detention with the clown, ah, so cozy!

Once I threw the ball at a wheelchair kid. Now we are playing Rocket League! :D

What's the artist imagine something?

Imagine Dragons!

Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!

A basketball player walks into a strip club:

"Hi, I heard I could bounce some balls here?"

What did the orphan say to the bowling ball?

"I am orphan!"

"You are bowling ball!"

Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.

Hey, my sister said you're Mattick, so I decided to swim with her and she threw a ball at me, so I went to my dad and she said, "Why did you tell dad?" She was crying because I’m not getting a car seat.

Why do people play soccer?

Because people need to kick harder to win a parent.