Ball jokes
What would a gay man do for free that a heterosexual woman that is a whore won't do for $50.00 for a heterosexual man?
Suck his balls.
My BALLS itched when I crashed the plane.
What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?
If you throw them, they both will never come back.
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.
I kick a soccer ball at someone in a wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
Why did the knights laugh when they run?
The grass tickled their balls. 😅😂🤣
If you are a banana, why don't you eat a banana?
Oh right, you'd be a cannibal. I mean a banan-i-ball.
I wondered why the pitcher hadn’t pitched the ball yet.
Then it hit me.
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eyed deer.
What do u call a deer with no eyes or legs? Still no eyed deer.
What do u call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no balls? Still no f*#$in eyed deer.
Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Well, pull yourself together, then.
Doctor, doctor! My brother's crazy! He thinks he's a chicken. Is he egging around? Yes, but we need to get the eggs.
Woman: Doctor, doctor! I keep thinking I'm an elephant! Doctor: Run around the room. Then the woman stomps around the room and breaks things.
Doctor, doctor! I fell like a bell! Shall I ring you, then? When can you ring me up?
Doctor, doctor! I have a ball stuck in my throat! Shall I bat it and get a run, then?
What's the difference between yo mama and German men?
The balls... German men don't have them.
Once I threw the ball at a wheelchair kid. Now we are playing Rocket League! :D
Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.
Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(
Why do people never kick their own balls?
Because they might lose one!
I was sitting in class when my teacher said, "Have any questions?" the suspended Class clown said, "Who's Joe?" So the teacher said, "Joe who?" So the clown said, "Joe Mama!" So I said, "What in the BALLS?" So I ended up staying in detention with the clown, ah, so cozy!
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time she sang the line “fire away,” someone started shooting!
What happens if you play with Santa’s ball? You get a white Christmas.
Never search up "monkey with blue balls."
"Why is your head big?"
"'Cause you're a ball."
You soak balls, get it?