Ball jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A dragon.
A dragon who?
The dragon gonna drag its balls across your face.
I have fuck and sex with all the sexy naked ladies and they suck my balls (penis), but you ain't have no girlfriend. Your only friend, they call him ching chong coz of your hairline.
Why did the frog cross the road to hop to his side, Bih?
Why can’t you take a Black Asian guy golfing? Because he can’t drive and can’t find his own balls.
What do Pac-Man and Olaf have in common?
They are both gay.
When you're balls are blue, but you Klux Klan's Ku...
My balls.
Why couldn’t the kid play baseball? Because he couldn’t find home.
what is the difference between a basement full of dead prostitutes and a bowling ball in the basement?
I don't bowl.
What did the Pokémon say after having sex?
"My ball was sore!"
Why did the midgets laugh when they run?
Because their balls dragged along the ground. 😅😂🤣
What did Cinderella leave at the ball?
Her virginity.
It’s nice hitting it from the back when my wife has wide hips.
Her butt cheeks look like big huge ball sacks as my thighs smack up against them when I’m thrusting. I like to finish off by grinding my weiner up and down her back like a gay man frotting his schlong on his partner’s ding dong.
Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.
What do you call a retarded duck?
Fuck duck and lick my balls.
A big hefty porker left his balls exposed and said,
"Misses!! Come here and step upon mine balls, please!!! I pay top dollar for this extreme delight!"
She pippity popped his balls like there was no tomorrow.
And he said "yuh yuh ay ay crush these nuts nuts!"
I was walking down Main Street when I saw a child.
I told him, "I will give you 20$ if you get my balls back from the vet."
He replied, "Why did they take your balls sir?"
"Beer plus going to the vet does not work well for everybody, especially when you're a furry."
What hangs low?
Balls.
Saying balls go into pussy.
Why is basketball such a messy sport?
'Cause the players are always dribbling everywhere!
My life.