Ball jokes
Why did the knights laugh when they run?
The grass tickled their balls. 😅😂🤣
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
What would a gay man do for free that a heterosexual woman that is a whore won't do for $50.00 for a heterosexual man?
Suck his balls.
My BALLS itched when I crashed the plane.
I kick a soccer ball at someone in a wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
If you are a banana, why don't you eat a banana?
Oh right, you'd be a cannibal. I mean a banan-i-ball.
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.
I wondered why the pitcher hadn’t pitched the ball yet.
Then it hit me.
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eyed deer.
What do u call a deer with no eyes or legs? Still no eyed deer.
What do u call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no balls? Still no f*#$in eyed deer.
Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Well, pull yourself together, then.
Doctor, doctor! My brother's crazy! He thinks he's a chicken. Is he egging around? Yes, but we need to get the eggs.
Woman: Doctor, doctor! I keep thinking I'm an elephant! Doctor: Run around the room. Then the woman stomps around the room and breaks things.
Doctor, doctor! I fell like a bell! Shall I ring you, then? When can you ring me up?
Doctor, doctor! I have a ball stuck in my throat! Shall I bat it and get a run, then?
What's the difference between yo mama and German men?
The balls... German men don't have them.
Bruh.
Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.
Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(
What did the orphan say to the bowling ball?
"I am orphan!"
"You are bowling ball!"
"Balls" got me like: 😂
What happens if you play with Santa’s ball? You get a white Christmas.
What's the artist imagine something?
Imagine Dragons!
Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!
Once I threw the ball at a wheelchair kid. Now we are playing Rocket League! :D
I was sitting in class when my teacher said, "Have any questions?" the suspended Class clown said, "Who's Joe?" So the teacher said, "Joe who?" So the clown said, "Joe Mama!" So I said, "What in the BALLS?" So I ended up staying in detention with the clown, ah, so cozy!
Why do people never kick their own balls?
Because they might lose one!