Bad jokes
Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.
What would you call the previous president when he is having a bad day?
Donald Grump.
Me: I broke me bum.
Dad: Oh, that is bad. I will get some Pooh in the toilet so I can heal your bum.
Who thinks I should keep bothering Gwen?
Comments good or bad!
This is a bad one but why do orphans hate their life even more in 2021?
Cause kids just laugh at them...
Memes
"Yo mama so bad we gotta switch to yo papa."
What is the same with a duck and a bicycle? The handlebars--oh, except for the duck.
What do you call a pun that's bad? A bad pun.
Why doesn't Santa have kids? Because he only comes once a year.
I told my wife I needed a blood transfusion when I could not remember. She said, "Be positive too."
Bad, I am now a ghost writing this.
I take back my comments on the United healthcare CEO.
Being poisoned by a nurse wouldn't be that bad of a way to die as long as the nurse diluted the potassium chloride first.
Teacher: Now class, if you are dumb, please stand up.
Class: no one stands up.
Teacher: Oh c’mon. I know someone over here is dumb. *waves her finger around the left side of the room*
Little Johnny: *stands up*
Teacher: Oh, Johnny, you think you’re dumb?
Little Johnny: No, I just feel bad you’re standing alone.
This isn’t a joke. Quiet kid jokes are so cliché. Like since when was there an original quiet kid joke like smh. Doesn’t help because I’m a quiet kid and people act as if I’m so dangerous and it’s like the only thing they say to me. Being judged as some big bad monster for being AN INTROVERT!! These jokes used to be funny to me, but now I’m just sick of them...
What did one bear reply to his bad pun?
"Bear with me!"
Jesus stinks so bad he killed all living things in Heaven.
What's the difference between a bad joke and an actually bad joke?
An actually bad joke is not funny, like this one!
Why can orphans get away with being bad at school? Because when the teacher says, "I want to have a parent/teacher conference," they just go about their day.
Why did the clock eat so fast?
He wanted to go in for SECONDS! Super bad, huh?
I'm tired of seeing Mal's joke the second I open up the site. It's not a bad joke. I'm just tired of it.
I told a joke to an orphan, turns out he wasn't an orphan...