Bad jokes
My owl turned 180 today.
He isn’t old, he just has a bad neck.
Why do women wear makeup and perfume?
Because they're ugly and smell bad.
When his dick is really, really small, but you pretend it is so big it hurts so you don’t make him feel bad 'cause he is a nice guy.
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If you think about it, taking candy from a baby is good because candy is bad for babies.
Man, your hairline is so bad it started from the beginning of the month to the end!
I feel bad for the people who died in 2001. Those poor terrorists died doing their job.
(Note: this joke is not one of the worst jokes ever because it is obscene or offensive; it’s just a bad joke.) Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they’re dead.
Who thinks I should keep bothering Gwen?
Comments good or bad!
I ate some gunpowder once. It was an exploding experience.
I told my friend to look at the clock, then I said, "Is this a bad time?"
Teacher: *calls you up to the board*. You: Ok. *Gets intense boner* *has to fart really bad* You: F***!!!!!!!
Tell me orphan jokes are a really bad joke. People are really orphans, and there is a lot of 'em, and they are all depressed. Who would make fun of depressed people? Well, those dumbass evil people!!
A man ate a glue stick. It tasted bad. He died. Hahahahah!
What do boobs and toys have in common?
Kids end up playing with toys, but adults end up playing with boobs.
What did the comedian say when he walked into a bank?
"This is a stand-up."
A woman is in the hospital giving birth. The doctor comes up to her afterwards.
Dr: "I'm sorry, I have good news and bad news."
Woman: "What's the bad news?"
Dr: "Your baby is Ginger!"
Woman: "Ok, so what's the good news?"
Dr: "It's dead!"
Joke.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One is made of plastic and bad for kids; the other one holds shopping.
How do you describe a redhead with bad teeth?
Gingervitus.