Bad jokes
One day a son and his grandad were smoking.
Too bad only the sun was smoking. :)
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.
Why were the UK and the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen and two towers.
Do you want to be in Heaven with Jesus, our savior, or be on Earth with bad things?
Memes
Your mama's breath smells so bad, people can't wait for her to fart.
This joke is so bad I don't even know what I wrote at this point.
I'm sorry my jokes are so bad.
Therapist: And what is it about this generation that bothers you?
Satan: I give them the intro tour and they just say shit like "ooo spooky lol."
Therapist: That's not so bad.
Satan: When I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said "big mood."
Why is England so bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they lost their queen.
Did you hear about the bad joke? No? It hasn't been made up yet. HAHAHAHAHAHA
Q: What is a cow?
A: A bad cow.
What did the old chimney say to the young chimney?
"You're too young to smoke!"
That's not even a bad joke-
People with bad past end up creating the worst future...
Once in 4th grade, right now, I told a random tree, "Hey, my day is bad right now, can we hang later?"
The tree said: "Yeah, we are going to be hanging every day :) !!! If you can last :)"
If you have a bad day, just think there are at least 15 people who care about you.
Your hairline is so bad that it turned Wonder Woman into Failure Man.
Stop putting up bad jokes, boi!
All then are bad.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He didn't have enough room for any more RAM on his motherboard. I feel so bad for saying that!