Bad jokes
Knock knock. Who's there? Bad joke.
What do you call a bad bull?
A bully.
Really bad penis joke.
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Friend: If you don't like my bad jokes, I will tell some stand up comedy.
Me: But you are not standing:)
I know this is a really bad poem, but I'll do it anyway 'cause I have nothing else to do.
'Twas so pretty a night, with people all asleep. Everyone's dreaming of that candy apple treat, and a palace. But alas! No, it's all a dream. Even eating ice cream, it's all a dream! Why can't I have this? Why can't I have that? BUT NO! It's just hitting you like a bat. YOU JUST HAVE TO HAVE IT, you say to yourself. All for me, all for me, and et cetera. It goes on and on. But why wish for riches? You're already rich enough. If you have a device, then take my advise, if you were poor you would have spent the money on food, like honey, not something that... OF ALL THINGS IS GOOGLE!
Like I said, it's really bad. :(
Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her... she had really bad balance.
Every moon has a silver lining.
I aced my poker test...
My teacher asked me to reflect on my work, so I got a mirror...
A caffeinated vampire goes to sleep in a coffin...
Do you get my puns? No, because you can't seem to get a grasp on how bad they are...
(Not an orphan joke).
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they've lost 2 towers.
I'm glad Stephen Hawking died because he was wheely wheely bad.
Your hairline so bad even God says, "Aaaaahhhh!"
Do you want to be in Heaven with Jesus, our savior, or be on Earth with bad things?
Why were the UK and the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen and two towers.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
What time is it when you say "bad day?"
Me: Knock knock.
Some dude on the street: Who's there?
Me: Whowhowho.
Dude: Whowhowho who?
Whowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowho.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He didn't have enough room for any more RAM on his motherboard. I feel so bad for saying that!
Dad: My kid just said "butch," but since he is a kid, he said a bad word on accident.
*The next day*
Uncle: F*CK!
You know why seven ate nine? Because 7, 8, 9.