Know the nuclear bombs of the world.
🇷🇺🧨 a “bad” bomb
🇨🇳🧨 “ww3”
🇬🇧🧨 a “good” bomb
🇺🇸🧨 Japanese area testing
🇮🇱🧨 what bomb
🇮🇷🧨 just self defence
Bad Jokes
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.
You know why seven ate nine? Because 7, 8, 9.
Dad: My kid just said "butch," but since he is a kid, he said a bad word on accident.
*The next day*
Uncle: F*CK!
Me: Knock knock.
Some dude on the street: Who's there?
Me: Whowhowho.
Dude: Whowhowho who?
Whowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowho.
What time is it when you say "bad day?"
Stop putting up bad jokes, boi!
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He didn't have enough room for any more RAM on his motherboard. I feel so bad for saying that!
I take back my comments on the United healthcare CEO.
Being poisoned by a nurse wouldn't be that bad of a way to die as long as the nurse diluted the potassium chloride first.
Hi, this is a good prank I did.
So, my brother LOVES his phone and so... I put it in the toilet and then flushed it, but it wouldn't go down. So, then I gave it to him and he threw it and then it broke. HAHAHAHAHAHA
(Prankster, tell me if you don't like me doing pranks because it is your thing.)
Bye guys! I hope you liked this prank! (And his phone did not really break, it just cracked really bad lol)
Roses are red, Larry is bad.
I'VE GOT A GUN, get in the van!
Do not sort... that's bad... *sigh in depression*
Why was the orphan so bad at basketball? He had no encouragement.
Ok, here's a story about the church.
There were two parents, then they had a baby. Then they go to the church and the baby was getting a cross on his forehead. Guess he was big headed. Sorry if this offends anyone or makes this joke bad since I keep writing this.
My kids [are] so damn bad[.] We took them to Disney in Florida. They paid me not to bring them back ever.
My dog has no nose.
How does he smell?
Terrible!
I have the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban at the New York Zoo.
Papyrus: Sans, your jokes are bad!
Sans: I don’t care; I got thick skin.
Someone was crushing a bag of chips. I said, "Are you making edibles?"
