Bad jokes
Therapist: And what is it about this generation that bothers you?
Satan: I give them the intro tour and they just say shit like "ooo spooky lol."
Therapist: That's not so bad.
Satan: When I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said "big mood."
Q: What is a cow?
A: A bad cow.
Did you hear about the bad joke? No? It hasn't been made up yet. HAHAHAHAHAHA
Me: Knock knock.
Some dude on the street: Who's there?
Me: Whowhowho.
Dude: Whowhowho who?
Whowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowho.
Dad: My kid just said "butch," but since he is a kid, he said a bad word on accident.
*The next day*
Uncle: F*CK!
What time is it when you say "bad day?"
People with bad past end up creating the worst future...
What did the old chimney say to the young chimney?
"You're too young to smoke!"
That's not even a bad joke-
Stop putting up bad jokes, boi!
I'm sorry my jokes are so bad.
If you have a bad day, just think there are at least 15 people who care about you.
Once in 4th grade, right now, I told a random tree, "Hey, my day is bad right now, can we hang later?"
The tree said: "Yeah, we are going to be hanging every day :) !!! If you can last :)"
One day a son and his grandad were smoking.
Too bad only the sun was smoking. :)
What do people get for Christmas when they behave badly? They get coal. Why coal, you're probably saying, because the true meaning is cucks of all kinds.
Your hairline is so bad that it turned Wonder Woman into Failure Man.
All then are bad.
You know why seven ate nine? Because 7, 8, 9.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He didn't have enough room for any more RAM on his motherboard. I feel so bad for saying that!
Your mama's breath smells so bad, people can't wait for her to fart.
Having survived a severe injury in my past, I'm kind of glad paramedics didn't succeed in bringing the United Healthcare CEO back.
I was suffering so bad I got delirious and thought that the nurses were putting poison in my water cup.
That CEO was so hated that one of the nurses probably WOULD have slipped him something!