Bad jokes
What did the old chimney say to the young chimney?
"You're too young to smoke!"
That's not even a bad joke-
People with bad past end up creating the worst future...
One day a son and his grandad were smoking.
Too bad only the sun was smoking. :)
Your hairline is so bad that it turned Wonder Woman into Failure Man.
Once in 4th grade, right now, I told a random tree, "Hey, my day is bad right now, can we hang later?"
The tree said: "Yeah, we are going to be hanging every day :) !!! If you can last :)"
If you have a bad day, just think there are at least 15 people who care about you.
You know why seven ate nine? Because 7, 8, 9.
Dad: My kid just said "butch," but since he is a kid, he said a bad word on accident.
*The next day*
Uncle: F*CK!
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He didn't have enough room for any more RAM on his motherboard. I feel so bad for saying that!
Your hairline so bad even God says, "Aaaaahhhh!"
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Your mama's breath smells so bad, people can't wait for her to fart.
Do you want to be in Heaven with Jesus, our savior, or be on Earth with bad things?
Why were the UK and the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen and two towers.
Know the nuclear bombs of the world.
🇷🇺🧨 a “bad” bomb
🇨🇳🧨 “ww3”
🇬🇧🧨 a “good” bomb
🇺🇸🧨 Japanese area testing
🇮🇱🧨 what bomb
🇮🇷🧨 just self defence
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.
Me: Knock knock.
Some dude on the street: Who's there?
Me: Whowhowho.
Dude: Whowhowho who?
Whowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowho.
What time is it when you say "bad day?"
All then are bad.