Bad jokes
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
This joke is so bad I don't even know what I wrote at this point.
Why is England so bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they lost their queen.
What did the old chimney say to the young chimney?
"You're too young to smoke!"
That's not even a bad joke-
People with bad past end up creating the worst future...
Memes
Once in 4th grade, right now, I told a random tree, "Hey, my day is bad right now, can we hang later?"
The tree said: "Yeah, we are going to be hanging every day :) !!! If you can last :)"
One day a son and his grandad were smoking.
Too bad only the sun was smoking. :)
Your hairline is so bad that it turned Wonder Woman into Failure Man.
What time is it when you say "bad day?"
Stop putting up bad jokes, boi!
If you have a bad day, just think there are at least 15 people who care about you.
I'm sorry my jokes are so bad.
Therapist: And what is it about this generation that bothers you?
Satan: I give them the intro tour and they just say shit like "ooo spooky lol."
Therapist: That's not so bad.
Satan: When I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said "big mood."
Q: What is a cow?
A: A bad cow.
All then are bad.
You know why seven ate nine? Because 7, 8, 9.
Me: Knock knock.
Some dude on the street: Who's there?
Me: Whowhowho.
Dude: Whowhowho who?
Whowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowho.
Dad: My kid just said "butch," but since he is a kid, he said a bad word on accident.
*The next day*
Uncle: F*CK!
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He didn't have enough room for any more RAM on his motherboard. I feel so bad for saying that!
Your hairline so bad even God says, "Aaaaahhhh!"