Bad jokes
Stop putting up bad jokes, boi!
@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
This joke is so bad I don't even know what I wrote at this point.
Did you hear about the bad joke? No? It hasn't been made up yet. HAHAHAHAHAHA
Your mama's breath smells so bad, people can't wait for her to fart.
I'm sorry my jokes are so bad.
Therapist: And what is it about this generation that bothers you?
Satan: I give them the intro tour and they just say shit like "ooo spooky lol."
Therapist: That's not so bad.
Satan: When I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said "big mood."
Why is England so bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they lost their queen.
Q: What is a cow?
A: A bad cow.
One day a son and his grandad were smoking.
Too bad only the sun was smoking. :)
What did the old chimney say to the young chimney?
"You're too young to smoke!"
That's not even a bad joke-
Once in 4th grade, right now, I told a random tree, "Hey, my day is bad right now, can we hang later?"
The tree said: "Yeah, we are going to be hanging every day :) !!! If you can last :)"
What do people get for Christmas when they behave badly? They get coal. Why coal, you're probably saying, because the true meaning is cucks of all kinds.
People with bad past end up creating the worst future...
Your hairline is so bad that it turned Wonder Woman into Failure Man.
If you have a bad day, just think there are at least 15 people who care about you.
All then are bad.
Having survived a severe injury in my past, I'm kind of glad paramedics didn't succeed in bringing the United Healthcare CEO back.
I was suffering so bad I got delirious and thought that the nurses were putting poison in my water cup.
That CEO was so hated that one of the nurses probably WOULD have slipped him something!
Hi, this is a good prank I did.
So, my brother LOVES his phone and so... I put it in the toilet and then flushed it, but it wouldn't go down. So, then I gave it to him and he threw it and then it broke. HAHAHAHAHAHA
(Prankster, tell me if you don't like me doing pranks because it is your thing.)
Bye guys! I hope you liked this prank! (And his phone did not really break, it just cracked really bad lol)