Bad jokes

Sometimes women are like bad snacks. People try them and then chuck them in the trash.

My mate caught me sniffing his disabled sister's knickers the other day. It wouldn't have been so bad, but she was wearing them at the time. It made the rest of the funeral so awkward.

Why is the US so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.

Why are orphans bad at dad jokes?

Because they don't have a dad to tell them.

Why do orphans want to get married so bad?

To have someone to call "daddy."

Why was Stephen Hawking a bad influence towards kids? Because he couldn’t stand for anything.

Brother: Your eyebrows look hella bad.

Sister: I don’t even think you know what eyebrows are supposed to look like because you have none.

I drew a picture of Colby.

Too bad it got ripped up 😢

What's bad? A nut allergy.

What do you call a bad joke?

A bad Noah!

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You really can't call Stalin bad, just think about the kids that depression.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume?

Because they're ugly and smell bad.

What's the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.

What do you do after raping a deaf person? Cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone.

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Couldn't believe how much of a bad mood my work mate was in this morning. So I decided to ask him what was the matter and if everything was OK with his wife, Flo.

He then broke down crying and said when he got home the night before, he caught his wife in bed with the plumber. I tried to console him as best as I could, but he just couldn't get over flow.

So, this woman woke up since she had a bad dream and was yelling about her bad dream. Then, in the bed, her husband woke up and said, "Hey! You just woke me up in a sweet dream!" She said, "Oh, sorry babe." Then she asked him what his dream was about, and he responded like, "I was with a woman; me and her was in the middle of dreamy sex; you just ruined it!" She said, "AAAAh!" He asked her what her dream was about, then she replied as, "I was trying to suck a man's penis, and a cock trying to get cummiee out of it!"

What do you call a bad "egg" meme?

Deep fried!

Teacher: *calls you up to the board*. You: Ok. *Gets intense boner* *has to fart really bad* You: F***!!!!!!!

Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans? Because what are they going to do, tell their parents?

Your hairline is so bad when I looked at you, I had to use accessibility.

I have a really good joke.

Do you want to hear it?

Oh wait, this is a bad joke website.