Bad jokes
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home is.
My life.
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired.
Monkey: What ya doing?
Other monkey: Just you know, "hanging around."
Bad joke, right? I just can't think of something amazing. It's like my brain is "hanging."
What do you call a cringey Indian man? A Cringian.
Sorry, the joke is bad :(
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they have already lost 2 towers.
One time, little Johnny was watching TikTok, and he saw a toy that he wanted so badly, so he cleaned up the whole house and did his homework. When he was done, he saw a spill on the table. He went to the sink to grab a cloth, but when he came back, it was gone. He went to his mom's room and saw a drink with the label "daddy's drink," so he drunk it and said, "It's daddy's; he won't mind," and all day he was like the Flash. So he went back, turned the bottle around, and it said "Speedy," and then he said, "Oh, great heavens!"
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: The 9/11 victims. They went through 20 stories in seconds.
My mate caught me sniffing his disabled sister's knickers the other day. It wouldn't have been so bad, but she was wearing them at the time. It made the rest of the funeral so awkward.
Why is the US so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why are orphans bad at dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
Why do orphans want to get married so bad?
To have someone to call "daddy."
What do you call a bad joke?
A bad Noah!
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What's bad? A nut allergy.
Brother: Your eyebrows look hella bad.
Sister: I don’t even think you know what eyebrows are supposed to look like because you have none.
Your hairline is so bad, I do your mom so hard!
Sometimes women are like bad snacks. People try them and then chuck them in the trash.
I'm really bad at giving directions, but don't take that the wrong way.
I drew a picture of Colby.
Too bad it got ripped up 😢
Why do women wear makeup and perfume?
Because they're ugly and smell bad.