Bad jokes
The mirror says: "If you break me, you will have 3 years of bad luck."
The Magic Jewel says: "If you break me, you will have 10 years of bad luck."
The condom just sitting there laughing.
Where does bad light end up at?
In prism.
Hi Gwen, how is life!
A. Bad, lame, and suckish.
B. Good, awesome, and you are loved!
C. Perfect!
I'm guessing that your life is NOT B nor C! Man, you're such an asshole!
Teacher: Now class, if you are dumb, please stand up.
Class: no one stands up.
Teacher: Oh c’mon. I know someone over here is dumb. *waves her finger around the left side of the room*
Little Johnny: *stands up*
Teacher: Oh, Johnny, you think you’re dumb?
Little Johnny: No, I just feel bad you’re standing alone.
Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"
When younger girls say, "I want my period, or it will not be bad."
*eating chocolate in bed crying* My face at them when they say that. 🤣🙄😵
Them: "I got my period." *them hurting*. Me: "Told ya."
Your mama smells so bad that everytime she goes outside, she gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly that everytime she looks out a window, she gets arrested for mooning.
Why didn't the pirate want to play cards?
Because he was standing on the deck!
Someone was crushing a bag of chips. I said, "Are you making edibles?"
This joke is so bad I don't even know what I wrote at this point.
Why did Helen Keller fail school? She was bad at language.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Of a bad internet connection.
My girlfriend sent “a let’s break up text” right when I was done editing our pics.
Why was Hitler bad at math? He could only count to nein.
Yo hairline is so bad, it is worse than Vegeta's.
Why was the blunt pencil bad at making speeches? It never had a point.
This is a bad one but why do orphans hate their life even more in 2021?
Cause kids just laugh at them...
A guy goes in to get some tests done. The doctor comes out and says, "I got good news and bad news." The guy says, "Ok, let's get the bad news out of the way." The doctor says, "The tests came back positive. You got two weeks to live." The guy says, "Oh My God!! Then what the hell is the good news?" Doctor says "You see that nurse over there, the one with the big tits? I'm screwin' her."
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
She keeps on running from the ball.
Monkey: What ya doing?
Other monkey: Just you know, "hanging around."
Bad joke, right? I just can't think of something amazing. It's like my brain is "hanging."