My Grandpa killed 30 Air Force pilots in WW2. He was a very bad mechanic.
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT.
What do you call a rapper with bad credit?
Lil Borrow.
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.
How do you call Doom guy that drinks Monster Zero? Boom guy!
My owl turned 180 today.
He isn’t old, he just has a bad neck.
A blonde crashes an airplane.
Officer: Could you please explain to me what happened?
Woman: It got so cold in the plane, I turned the fan off.
Officer: *face palms self*
Also officer: Here's your sign.
Say this when showing this website to someone: "You know, it's too bad this website doesn't have a homepage."
This is just a bad emo pickup line, lmao.
Are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in!
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"
Yo momma's armpits stink so bad she made Right Guard turn to left.
I ate some gunpowder once. It was an exploding experience.
Premise 1: IF God exists, he exists.
Premise 2: If God exists, he exists.
Premise 3: IF God exists, he definitely exists.
Conclusion: Therefore he exists.
If you are a big fan of me, go to the movie and I kill the bad guys. If you don't, I will be mad and I will be sonic.exe lol.
The fish do nothing. That is definitely a bad joke.
I felt bad for a dog, and I looked to my left, and there was an orphan, and I said I will make you a website, and I said there won't be a homepage.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is.
What do you call an Asian, a blind man, and a very bad driver?
Have you ever had a bad sausage? It's the wurst.
Q: Why was the pilot sad?
A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. 💀
