Bad jokes
Your hairline is so bad when I looked at you, I had to use accessibility.
Me: Hey, wanna know my spirit animal?
Friend: Sure.
Me: Roadkill, because I can see my mom pretty clearly now.
Friend: Wait, aren't you dead?
Me: Aren't you my son?
Friend: So that's what Mom was trying to hide from me.
I have a really good joke.
Do you want to hear it?
Oh wait, this is a bad joke website.
Hands down, syndromes are bad.
What's black and red/read all over? A baby skunk with a bad case of diaper rash!
Memes
Jesus has died on the cross to take away our sins. He has all power, but he won’t abuse it. He will help us through tough times. Have you ever felt that feeling in you that something is a bad idea? That’s Jesus. He is the savior and never let anyone say different.
Our Lord will watch us. We will go to Heaven, the promised land, only as long as we believe he’s real and always here. Don’t let anyone speak less and make you disbelieve in our Lord. This is your choice: believe and go to Heaven, or don’t believe and go to Hell, an eternal death. Make a choice.
It's not bad that my car doesn't beep when reversing.
The screams of the passers-by are enough for me!
Your hairline [is] so bad even your mama left you.
Your hairline is so bad that you have a humongous forehead.
Doctor: I have bad news.
Man: What?
Doctor: There are two things wrong with you. First, you have cancer.
Man: Oh, no...
Doctor: Second, you have Alzheimer's.
Man: Well, at least I don't have cancer!
This is just a bad emo pickup line, lmao.
Are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in!
The fish do nothing. That is definitely a bad joke.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Of a bad internet connection.
Say this when showing this website to someone: "You know, it's too bad this website doesn't have a homepage."
Yo momma's armpits stink so bad she made Right Guard turn to left.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"
Fortnite is so bad that when you try to play, trash is always in your way. LOL
What a magic trick, it's so bad!
Too bad, chick.
I ate Taco Bell last night. I pooped out your hairline.
Q: Why was the pilot sad?
A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. 💀