I ate Taco Bell last night. I pooped out your hairline.
Bad Jokes
Fortnite is so bad that when you try to play, trash is always in your way. LOL
What a magic trick, it's so bad!
Too bad, chick.
Yo momma's armpits stink so bad she made Right Guard turn to left.
Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.
Me when I’m texting somebody and their spelling is so bad I can’t understand what they’re saying
Your hairline is so bad that you have a humongous forehead.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"
Your hairline [is] so bad even your mama left you.
Doctor: I have bad news.
Man: What?
Doctor: There are two things wrong with you. First, you have cancer.
Man: Oh, no...
Doctor: Second, you have Alzheimer's.
Man: Well, at least I don't have cancer!
It's not bad that my car doesn't beep when reversing.
The screams of the passers-by are enough for me!
This is just a bad emo pickup line, lmao.
Are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in!
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Of a bad internet connection.
Say this when showing this website to someone: "You know, it's too bad this website doesn't have a homepage."
The fish do nothing. That is definitely a bad joke.
If you are a big fan of me, go to the movie and I kill the bad guys. If you don't, I will be mad and I will be sonic.exe lol.
How do you call Doom guy that drinks Monster Zero? Boom guy!
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT.
My Grandpa killed 30 Air Force pilots in WW2. He was a very bad mechanic.
What do you call a rapper with bad credit?
Lil Borrow.
