Bad jokes
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy". (My bad if this offended anyone.)
Did you hear about the bad joke? No? It hasn't been made up yet. HAHAHAHAHAHA
Aha, tomato macaroni is bad, hahaha.
(I don't even know what on earth I put here, but okay.)
I'm really bad at giving directions, but don't take that the wrong way.
why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling?
He kept making strikes.
Premise 1: IF God exists, he exists.
Premise 2: If God exists, he exists.
Premise 3: IF God exists, he definitely exists.
Conclusion: Therefore he exists.
Why do gay people get bad grades?
Because they don't get straight A's.
My friend Liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they have already lost 2 towers.
A paradigm are so bad, go away from fast and fast and faster than a rabbit. Once upon a time there was a rabbit who teased a tortoise. The tortoise challenged the rabbit to a race. The race began and the rabbit ran fast as the tortoise walked slow. The rabbit thought the tortoise could not come here so slow, so he decided to take a nap. As he took a nap, the tortoise walked past through him and soon the rabbit woke. He ran as fast as he could, but when he came to the end, the rabbit saw the tortoise and then the rabbit never teased the tortoise again.
Inflation is so bad, McDonald’s is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
Why is America so bad at playing chess?
They lost two towers.
I ate Taco Bell last night. I pooped out your hairline.
How many Michael Jacksons does it take to screw a light bulb?
Oh wait, Michael Jackson only screws little boys, my bad.
90,900,00,1090,279402% of girls are raped. 67% of women are raped. So I guess girls are sexier than women! Who agrees? Please comment: Good or Bad.
You would think catholic churches would be in favor of condoms: less DNA evidence.
Your hairline jokes are so bad that they make me want to rip all my hair out.
I was making fun of an orphan, then I realized he tracked me down. I made a bad decision. He was Batman!
I am reading a horror book in braille.
Something bad is going to happen. I CAN FEEL IT!
There once was a brother and a sister. So, one night, it's storming really bad and the sister goes into the brother's room and asks, "Can I stay with you tonight because I'm scared?" The brother replies with, "Yeah, sure, but just don't tell Mom." So the girl climbs into the bed and looks under the sheets to see the boy's penis and asks, "What's that?" And the boy replies with, "That's my pet snake." And the girl asks, "Can I pet it?" And the boy says, "Sure, just don't tell Mom." And the boy falls asleep and wakes up in a hospital and asks, "What happened?" And the girl said, "I pet the snake but it spit on me so I bit its head off."