Bad

Bad jokes

Orphan

I felt bad for a dog, and I looked to my left, and there was an orphan, and I said I will make you a website, and I said there won't be a homepage.

Pilot

Q: Why was the pilot sad?

A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. 💀

Fortnite

Fortnite is so bad that when you try to play, trash is always in your way. LOL

Memes

Porn

Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.

Jenga

We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"

Cancer

Doctor: I have bad news.

Man: What?

Doctor: There are two things wrong with you. First, you have cancer.

Man: Oh, no...

Doctor: Second, you have Alzheimer's.

Man: Well, at least I don't have cancer!

Car

It's not bad that my car doesn't beep when reversing.

The screams of the passers-by are enough for me!

Hell

This is just a bad emo pickup line, lmao.

Are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in!

Website

Say this when showing this website to someone: "You know, it's too bad this website doesn't have a homepage."

Fan

If you are a big fan of me, go to the movie and I kill the bad guys. If you don't, I will be mad and I will be sonic.exe lol.

Guy

How do you call Doom guy that drinks Monster Zero? Boom guy!