Bad jokes

Your hairline is so bad when I looked at you, I had to use accessibility.

Me: Hey, wanna know my spirit animal?

Friend: Sure.

Me: Roadkill, because I can see my mom pretty clearly now.

Friend: Wait, aren't you dead?

Me: Aren't you my son?

Friend: So that's what Mom was trying to hide from me.

I have a really good joke.

Do you want to hear it?

Oh wait, this is a bad joke website.

Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans? Because what are they going to do, tell their parents?

What's black and red/read all over? A baby skunk with a bad case of diaper rash!

Hands down, syndromes are bad.

Jesus has died on the cross to take away our sins. He has all power, but he won’t abuse it. He will help us through tough times. Have you ever felt that feeling in you that something is a bad idea? That’s Jesus. He is the savior and never let anyone say different.

Our Lord will watch us. We will go to Heaven, the promised land, only as long as we believe he’s real and always here. Don’t let anyone speak less and make you disbelieve in our Lord. This is your choice: believe and go to Heaven, or don’t believe and go to Hell, an eternal death. Make a choice.

Premise 1: IF God exists, he exists.

Premise 2: If God exists, he exists.

Premise 3: IF God exists, he definitely exists.

Conclusion: Therefore he exists.

I ate Taco Bell last night. I pooped out your hairline.

How did Stephen Hawking die?

Of a bad internet connection.

Q: Why was the pilot sad?

A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. 💀

Fortnite is so bad that when you try to play, trash is always in your way. LOL

This is just a bad emo pickup line, lmao.

Are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in!

Doctor: I have bad news.

Man: What?

Doctor: There are two things wrong with you. First, you have cancer.

Man: Oh, no...

Doctor: Second, you have Alzheimer's.

Man: Well, at least I don't have cancer!

What a magic trick, it's so bad!

Too bad, chick.

Yo momma's armpits stink so bad she made Right Guard turn to left.

Your hairline is so bad that you have a humongous forehead.

We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"

If you are a big fan of me, go to the movie and I kill the bad guys. If you don't, I will be mad and I will be sonic.exe lol.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre.