Bad

Bad jokes

Pilot

Q: Why was the pilot sad?

A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. 💀

Fortnite

Fortnite is so bad that when you try to play, trash is always in your way. LOL

Memes

Somebody

Me when I’m texting somebody and their spelling is so bad I can’t understand what they’re saying

Three cartoon characters with rectangular yellow heads, wearing black suits, and red sunglasses are shown against a dark background. The middle character has text above his head that says, "I know you need grammar classes."

Porn

Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.

Jenga

We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"

Cancer

Doctor: I have bad news.

Man: What?

Doctor: There are two things wrong with you. First, you have cancer.

Man: Oh, no...

Doctor: Second, you have Alzheimer's.

Man: Well, at least I don't have cancer!

Car

It's not bad that my car doesn't beep when reversing.

The screams of the passers-by are enough for me!

Hell

This is just a bad emo pickup line, lmao.

Are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in!

Website

Say this when showing this website to someone: "You know, it's too bad this website doesn't have a homepage."

Fan

If you are a big fan of me, go to the movie and I kill the bad guys. If you don't, I will be mad and I will be sonic.exe lol.

Guy

How do you call Doom guy that drinks Monster Zero? Boom guy!

Rapper

Why was the rapper bad at baseball?

Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT.

Grandpa

My Grandpa killed 30 Air Force pilots in WW2. He was a very bad mechanic.