Bad jokes
My life.
Why do I tell bad jokes?
I'm a lesbian.
You're so poor, when a robber robs your house, they feel bad for you and just leave.
Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys! Except that one headshot, but we don’t talk about that.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home is.
Memes
What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?
Names......
If I had a sister with only 1 leg... wouldn't her name be I-Lean?
Why did the baseball player get arrested? He tried to steal third.
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired.
Monkey: What ya doing?
Other monkey: Just you know, "hanging around."
Bad joke, right? I just can't think of something amazing. It's like my brain is "hanging."
What do you call a cringey Indian man? A Cringian.
Sorry, the joke is bad :(
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they have already lost 2 towers.
How do you punish Stevie Wonder for bad behavior?
You move all of the furniture around.
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: The 9/11 victims. They went through 20 stories in seconds.
Sometimes women are like bad snacks. People try them and then chuck them in the trash.
My mate caught me sniffing his disabled sister's knickers the other day. It wouldn't have been so bad, but she was wearing them at the time. It made the rest of the funeral so awkward.
Your hairline is so bad that the queen died when looking at it!
Why is the US so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why are orphans bad at dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
Why do orphans want to get married so bad?
To have someone to call "daddy."