Bad

Bad jokes

Poor

You're so poor, when a robber robs your house, they feel bad for you and just leave.

Kennedy

Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys! Except that one headshot, but we don’t talk about that.

Orphan

Why are orphans bad at baseball?

Because they don’t know what a home is.

Monkey

Monkey: What ya doing?

Other monkey: Just you know, "hanging around."

Bad joke, right? I just can't think of something amazing. It's like my brain is "hanging."

Man

What do you call a cringey Indian man? A Cringian.

Sorry, the joke is bad :(

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  • Tower

    Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?

    Because they have already lost 2 towers.

    Furniture

    How do you punish Stevie Wonder for bad behavior?

    You move all of the furniture around.

    Victim

    Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?

    A: The 9/11 victims. They went through 20 stories in seconds.

    Woman

    Sometimes women are like bad snacks. People try them and then chuck them in the trash.

    Funeral

    My mate caught me sniffing his disabled sister's knickers the other day. It wouldn't have been so bad, but she was wearing them at the time. It made the rest of the funeral so awkward.

    Tower

    Why is the US so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.

    Orphan

    Why are orphans bad at dad jokes?

    Because they don't have a dad to tell them.

    Orphan

    Why do orphans want to get married so bad?

    To have someone to call "daddy."

    Influence

    Why was Stephen Hawking a bad influence towards kids? Because he couldn’t stand for anything.