If I had a sister with only 1 leg... wouldn't her name be I-Lean?
Why do I tell bad jokes?
I'm a lesbian.
You're so poor, when a robber robs your house, they feel bad for you and just leave.
Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys! Except that one headshot, but we don’t talk about that.
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired.
Monkey: What ya doing?
Other monkey: Just you know, "hanging around."
Bad joke, right? I just can't think of something amazing. It's like my brain is "hanging."
What do you call a cringey Indian man? A Cringian.
Sorry, the joke is bad :(
How do you punish Stevie Wonder for bad behavior?
You move all of the furniture around.
Q-Who’s the fastest readers in the world? A-the 911 victims, they when through 20 stories in seconds
Why do orphans want to get married so bad?To have someone to call "daddy"
Why was Stephen Hawking a bad influence towards kids? Because he couldn’t stand for anything
your hairline is so bad that the queen died when looking at it
Why do women wear makeup and perfume?
Because they're ugly and smell bad.
What do you call a bad joke?
A bad Noah!
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You really can't call Stalin bad, just think about the kids that depression.
I drew a picture of Colby.
Too bad it got ripped up 😢
Brother: Your eyebrows look hella bad.
Sister: I don’t even think you know what eyebrows are supposed to look like because you have none.
What's bad? A nut allergy.
I'm really bad at giving directions, but don't take that the wrong way.
Why is the US so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
