Why are cats bad storytellers? Because they only have one tail.
Why are colds such bad robbers?
Because they're so easy to catch.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad role model? -- He doesn't stand for anything.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
Apparently, Monica Lewinsky didn't vote for Hillary Clinton this election. She said the last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth.
Why are Americans so bad at Chess?
They're missing two towers.
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
