Bad jokes

Why was Hitler bad at math?

He could only count to nein.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bad joke.

Question: What do you call 8 apples?

Answer: The iPhone 8.

My wife told me I was immature. I just told her to get out of my pillow fort.

Why did the bike fall over?

Because it was two tired.

Why can't dinosaurs clap?

Because they're dead.

I tried to catch fog, but I mist.

A fan gave another fan a blowjob.

Someone burgled my house the other day. It was terrible.

They ripped all of the front and back pages of my dictionaries. Things went from bad to worse.

Why is Trump bad with America? Because he made it scream.

your mom

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.

I'm Gay.

What do you call a stupid turtle?

Retorted.

My life.

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile?

Fitting in.

Why are cats bad storytellers? Because they only have one tail.

Why are colds such bad robbers?

Because they're so easy to catch.

Why is Stephen Hawking a bad role model? -- He doesn't stand for anything.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.