Bad jokes
Wanna hear something bad? A pile of dead babies.
Wanna hear something worse? The one at the bottom is still alive.
Wanna hear something worse than that? He has to eat his way out.
Wanna hear something that's the worst? He comes back for seconds.
modern feminism.
Jake Paul
What do you call a bad "egg" meme?
Deep fried!
A man walking on his roof, carrying an axe. He drops it on someone below him and says, "Sorry, it was an axe-cident!"
What do you need in order to crash a train?
A bad track record.
What do you get when you cross a cold wind with a feather? A brrrrrrrr-d!
Why does Adam go hockey, you might ask?
In my opinion, he shouldn't go because he is bad, but he needs the armor to protect himself from his own step-dad.
Déjà Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
What did one brain cell say to the other brain cell?
"I think I feel a connection!"
What did the comedian say when he walked into a bank?
"This is a stand-up."
They say Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer, too bad he doesn't cry.
Are you an egg, because you crack me up?
I gave my friends some buttons.
Too bad he couldn't pull himself together.
What has a heart but no organs?
A deck of cards!
I'm glad Stephen Hawking died because he was wheely wheely bad.
What has 5 legs, 3 arms, and 7 feet?
The finish line at the marathon bombing.
I stayed up all night trying to follow the sun... Then it dawned on me.
Guys, I'm sorry about these bad puns. I should've kept my big Meowth shut.
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain, who name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mother.
Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds: "They're twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."