I always talk to my taco before I eat it.
One time it said it was having a bad day and I asked what's wrong. He said I don't want to taco 'bout it!
Bad cows, bad cows, whatcha gonna moo?!
Why does sour cream have an expiration date?
Q: What do you call a man in a wheelchair?
A: Disabled.
How did the Asian couple name their child?
They dropped pots and pans down the stairs and listened to the noises.
What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.
Why was Hitler bad at math?
He could only count to nein.
Knock knock. Who's there? Bad joke.
Question: What do you call 8 apples?
Answer: The iPhone 8.
My wife told me I was immature. I just told her to get out of my pillow fort.
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired.
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
I tried to catch fog, but I mist.
A fan gave another fan a blowjob.
Someone burgled my house the other day. It was terrible.
They ripped all of the front and back pages of my dictionaries. Things went from bad to worse.
Why is Trump bad with America? Because he made it scream.
your mom
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.
I'm Gay.
What do you call a stupid turtle?
Retorted.
