Bad jokes
What do you call a kid with no arms or legs? Names......
A man and a woman get married. The woman was a retired hooker. The man was a poet.
The man said as they did 69, "You taste better than my most delicious gourmet meal." The woman said, "Well, you aren’t too bad either, but the best 69 I’ve gotten and given was Harry. He did it for 24 hours nonstop." They got divorced that night.
My girlfriend broke up with me because I have a small dick. Too bad for her, because I give good sex.
Hello, Brudas, my name Badabeeyeabolamazoqanba. I, forty-eight-year man from Somalia. Sorry for bad England. I sold my wife for internet connect, and I am level thirteen in Roblacks. If you want to get batter in Roblacks, contact me at Gmail@borakoobama. Send me your bank account information and password. Than I well give you all the cotton you desire. Sorry for bad spelling. I kindergarden dropout.
Premise 1: IF God exists, he exists.
Premise 2: If God exists, he exists.
Premise 3: IF God exists, he definitely exists.
Conclusion: Therefore he exists.
What do you call a man who plays Fortnite 24/7?
A: A virgin.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home is.
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
Get in the car.
People who torture others for making bad puns should be severely punished.
My dog has no nose.
How does he smell?
Terrible!
When in Poland people go to a house party, and the atmosphere is bad, nobody is talking, they say: "Is there a German here?"
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad husband?
Because he doesn't stand up for his wife.
Why was the blunt pencil bad at making speeches? It never had a point.
What's the difference between a baby and garlic bread? I feel bad when I drop garlic bread.
Me: Knock knock.
Some dude on the street: Who's there?
Me: Whowhowho.
Dude: Whowhowho who?
Whowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowho.
Alec is bad at League?
Jokes, Jarid is, haha!
A man goes for his annual checkup. Afterward, he's sitting in the doctor's office, and the doctor comes in with the results of his tests. The doctor says, "I have some bad news; you have cancer and Alzheimer's." The man replies, "Well, at least I don't have cancer."
I donated 100 dollars to a blind children’s charity. Too bad they won’t ever see a dime of it.
What did one bear reply to his bad pun?
"Bear with me!"
What do you say to toast with bad shoes?
"Butter those."